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LillyVal:
Call your boyfriend and say, "You thought I wouldn't find out?" then hang up & ignore his calls. Wait for the confessions

I can't confess what I haven't been accused of, I might even deny it, if am caught red handed, so you go wait tayer

phidipe:
hello pals.
please i need your honest and sincere advice advice please and i will be very happy if you help me out of this silent desire of mine. i attend a church with this woman. She is a lecturer and a widow. She lost her husband some years back and she has two beautiful children a girl and a boy. since i started worshiping in this church my desire is always towards her most of the time i will be staring at her she knows am always do that.
Sometime she will lock her eyes with mine she is older than me a Phd holder and working in a federal university. Please it seems i like this woman. but i don;t want to mess up myself and get disgraced. So please how do get my intention known to her, i asked the Pastor about the pastor said she is free and seriously needs a companion but my pastor is not someone to discuses the intention with from my observation he is not good in that aspect.
So please my fellow nairalander help me out please i am dying in silence, i am not married but i have kids from a woman that has remarried she left when i have nothing then.I am of age too but not as old as her Honest advice please

If you know her Facebook username just sent her a friend request on Facebook, start a friendly conversation with her, give her that daily attention of chatting her up, step by step as you progress you will know the type of lady she is , making it easy for you to finally open up to her about your feelings

Or you can approach her in a friendly manner in church and ask for her number from there start chatting her on WhatsApp, keep sending her text, and calling her time to time she will naturally fall in love with you, making it easy for you to finally open up

Quality20:
it's all a matter of choice, but one thing for sure is that these ladies are good, chaste and well brought up, they gonna make good wives

So being an illiterate, dull, not knowing your left and right, makes a lady a good wife? These ladies are not as chaste and good as you think, they just lack exposure

Amatarasha:
I treat infection stricken dicks and i stab injections at d bottom of those foolish cheaters claiming bigboys !

I safe the lives of ur stupid specie

How about the girls that walk around with this infection in between their thighs

Amatarasha:
Yes o

I bet you have examined enough d*cks on duty as a nurse?

Still waiting for the nairaland Vaseline crew members to react

VicYo:
werey ti de

Complete your testimony biko

Rekhina:
I no u dont mind fcccking my syphilis friend if i connect you with her?
Are you brother to deepfeel ?

Lol fccking your syphilis friend, noo I won't mind fccking u with syphilis, something must kill a man

VicYo:
damn! thatt sunday was like a small war with some folks en deepfeel and co...
but thanks to the eleti'gbaroye that hear my cry... as in it look awkward when all tone are saying 'its a scam'
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pls learn from my lesson o, never never be greedy for sex from a long old age ex you just accidentally jam... i repeat! never..!
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someone you never can describe her sexecapade so far for 3 good solid years..!
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well.... i have been on study since 2 days now about the std clap i contacted from that werey ex... and thank God, i am seeing changes
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dudeweedlmao
rita thank you for encouragement

Guy your testimony is not complete let me see the pic of the d*ck and examine the changes,

My first kiss was delicious , we kissed for awhile sucking the tongue was a good feeling she took my breath couple of times I took hers couple of times, I didn't even know I was swallowing saliva, till after we were done kissing, I belch perceive the smell of the chewing gum she chewed I felt like vomiting

Bigcowhorn:
There was never an apple.

What was it mango?

MrBrownJay1:
OK that's all I needed to hear.... TO YOU, raping/killing/sexually abusing children/cheating and defrauding innocent is RIGHT.... and you have the audacity to call people pathetic. I feel sorry for the misetable demon you see in the mirror every morning.

Thanks have a great day.

***spit on floor***

Lol finally you understand my school of thoughts
It's a free world do whatever you want as long as you are smart enough and strong enough to get away with it,
Don't feel sorry for me feel sorry for yourself
When I look in the mirror every morning you know what I see? I see everything, I see the reflection of the world in my eyes, I see life, I see death, I see light I see darkness, I see love I see hate, good -bad, beautiful-ugly, rich-poor strong-weak able-disabled smart-dull pride-humble sweet-bitter pains-relieve slave-free servants-master etc etc above all I see a free will to do whatever you want as long as you are smart enough and strong enough to do it

Bigcowhorn:
BIGCOWHORN

Is bigcowhorn a lesser man? No his not get your apple back man

Bigcowhorn:
@Deepfeel

There you go.

Enjoy!

Is that all you have to say? What type of man allows another man snatch apples from his hands

khiaa:
See my prior post.

khiaa:
I'm not interested in resolving anything with him, I have you.

Bigcowhorn did you hear that? are you going to allow me walk away with you sweet babe just like that? Last chance man make things right or I will do the needful

Khiaa bigcowhorn am still waiting for the reconciliation kiss biko

Bigcowhorn:
Not interested.

Hahaha, ok you & khiaa should find a way to resolve this misunderstanding

Bigcowhorn:
Or matured enough not to

Yes you made a point there, let it go bro, someone said not that am too big to be insulted, but am just too big to pay attention to it, but like you heard khiaa say the nigga she called your boss had a positive attitude behind it

khiaa:
Can you believe that? All those names I called him and he gets offended by me calling someone else NIGGA.

In as much as I like bigcowhorn stepping in for his boss all the time, I will still advise you to allow your boss defend himself in some cases bro, his old enough to do that right

khiaa:
Because I called his boss NIGGA, not in a bad way.

Bigcowhorn is that so?

Bigcowhorn:
She fvck up. Case closed

Stop trippin man, pals f*ck each other up and still keep it cool, you and khiaa are good buddies in the dozen game

[quote author=Bigcowhorn post=80993182][/quote]What happened between you and khiaa?

This is a serious way of protesting, sowore and his group should learn from them

khiaa:
Bigcowhorn said he doesn't want to talk to me anymore, but you are cool.

He said that? Why?

khiaa:
Who is it good news to?

You been single is good news, to me & my bro bigcowhorn

khiaa:
I don't know.

Lol it's good news to some of us trying to cut the apple

khiaa:
I don't think I am anymore.

What happened to baby?

khiaa:
Ok.

Hope he knows you are already taken

MatthAnn:
Why are there soooo many shitty news on Nairaland??

Local gal cannot can anymore.
She saw the sh*ts n she couldn't can.

Hmm
If only my phone could download that meme

We will have our own baby soon don't worry honey

Adaibeku:
For inside where pls?
i hope isnt women's canal u ar analyzing

kiss and tell Arrow

Inside the brain of that guy insulting rekhina

Rekhina:
Al mamnnuun sahha deepfeel ...

thank you