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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Support by deetomee: 4:37pm On Aug 31, 2017
SaintChukz:


Mention the name of the organization you applied to if you want the help you seek.

U- Connect is the HR. I can't remember applying for that position though. it makes the whole thing funny
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Support by deetomee: 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2017
please I just got an sms for an interview scheduled on 2nd September for the position of sales support. Any idea what this position is... marketing or What.....? have Google but with different opinions as relates the duties and responsibilities. matured comments will be appreciated, thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya, Bisola And Praiz At MTN Project Fame (Funny Throwback Video) by deetomee: 1:10pm On Apr 11, 2017
Investment / Re: Mmm Just Revised Everyone's Gh by deetomee: 3:18pm On Jan 17, 2017
9ja4show:


You just see your life? How much did you out inside? The idea is to bridge gap between the rich and poor. ..so its not about people with big money; broke ass talking trash....anyone can talk now.


Another pathetic FOOL...!

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Investment / Re: Mmm Just Revised Everyone's Gh by deetomee: 1:53pm On Jan 17, 2017
Those of you ranting and spitting nonsense here. There are participants whose money are to the tune of millions yet they are not bothered or causing panic like you with your peanuts you PH into the system. If you know nothing, contact your guider else shut your gutters you call mouth. I can't deal. Some Nigerian youths are pathetic. Make una get sense. Nah this mumu attitude make una dey elect stupid people to office cos most of you lack good sense of judgement, hence rush to conclusions. You guys wanna GH huge amounts abi? Shay una hear say mavrodi get one Centre bank for Russia where the money dey come from? You wanna GH yet refused to PH as little as 10k or less. If everybody does, this will be past story as everyone will be matched with one another and possibly looking to the next phase of MMM. Goats...! Mtcheeeeeew. Make una learn. Ignorance is a disease

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Investment / Re: I Will Quit MMM If These Conditions Are Met by deetomee: 7:38pm On Jan 16, 2017
rekeson:
1. I have been searching for a job (any job at all) since I concluded my NYSC years ago, but I no see. Now I am calling on those creating anti-mmm threads, Nairaland owner, and the mods to plz offer me a job. I will quit MMM right away...

2. If a job is too far fetched, I have drawn a business plan years ago. This business have a very promising future, but capital has always been the issue.

I am once again calling on those creating anti-mmm threads, Nairaland owner, and the mods to plz help me with 500k to at least Kickstart the business. I will quit MMM right away...

3. I don't even have a place of my own yet as I haven't been able to raise the money. You know how it is na, no job, no business, where do I get d money from...

I once again call on those creating anti-mmm threads, Nairaland owner, and the mods to secure accommodation for me even if na single room. I will quit MMM right away...

But if u can't do any of the above, then shove ur advice, opinion, and concern in ur ass and go and die....

Because mmm can and will give me and other participants these things and much more.

And forget about that nonsense talk of robbing Peter to pay Paul. If Peter is robbed to pay Paul, Mary will be robbed to pay Peter. Paul and Peter will now be robbed to pay Mary.

And the cycle of robbing goes on and on till money circulates to everyone who needs it at every point in time. If robbing can do this, then robbing 4 life...

Seun there is a man on IG @iamkokun who is going about helping and uplifting lives. If you have money as you have been ranked in $dollars courtsy your site, come and help people out and meet this conditions. Else shut your gutters you call mouth and leave those who want to make an ends meet for themselves till they blow.

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Investment / Mmm Vs Nairaland: Which Truly Cares About Your Investment? by deetomee: 10:33am On Jan 16, 2017
Much about the ponzi scheme chants has become so boring and monotonous like a soup that has loosen it taste.

Seun and Co have taken it as millinium development goals to fight MMM from any corner it seems to pop up from solely becaus, last year towards the 4th QTR, MMM recorded 3 million plus active users.

Making it the most visited site. Even outranking Jumia and the likes, nairaland included, almost becoming alien in the process.

Nigerians were more focus in making money through PH and GH activities. Nobody was jobless anymore since they can make money from a new site which led to the reduction in visiting Nairaland at the sole profit of one individual SEUN owner of nairaland.

This posed as a threat to the young man. The weapon he had was to result in campaign of calumny against MMM Nigeria to create panic and fear amongst its users.

Have you asked yourself why SEUN and other MODs take it as a life to criticize every activity of MMM. Is it that they love Nigerians so much or what; hence trying to protect them from loses?


SEUN and MODs are like civilians who want to teach the military there modus operandi, which we know in the real world, is a suicidal attempt.

Pay these guys no mind, for the course they fight for is of there personal gains and not your interest at heart.

Some say MMM needs 100million, others say it needs 1billion to pay all accrue mavros. MMM has 3 millions plus active members.

Let every member sacrifice to PH 10k each, the system would have realized 30billion to service both new and old mavros from the collective contribution of participants where everyone will be matched to one another for payments. With this the system will still stand firm in the next 10 years if proper approaches are followed.

Long live MMM...!

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Investment / Re: 10 Reasons Why MMM Is Dying And Will Soon Be Dead by deetomee: 8:59am On Jan 16, 2017
Activa:
1. The Scheme is a pyramid or Ponzi scheme and all of them ALWAYS die. No exceptions.

2. Why do they ALWAYS die? Because the scheme stands on nothing and it's NOT a business. It's simply a way to lure greedy people out together with their money, reward the early joiners while the later joiners or those at the bottom of the pyramid weep and gnash their teeth.

3. Because the scheme is not a business, they simply share members' contributions among themselves. The total funds cannot and doesn't increase.

4. In the case of MMM Nigeria, the scheme has shared the monies of later joiners to other people. Predictably, no sensible person is willing to PH again.

5. There's no central accounts and there's NO way to know how liquid the scheme is.

6. There's is no central office and there is NO one to hold for the loss of investment.

7. MMM Nigeria couldn't cope with the anticipated withdrawals of December 2016. They simply shut down the system and promised to be back in a bigger and better way in January 2017.

8. Now they are back. You call that back? Really? Bigger? Better? Whoever believes this must believe that February has 31 days. Rather than pay everyone trying to GH, they've embarked on decisions that show CLEAR signs of distress.

9. Wake up Mavrodians. MMM Nigeria is in the throes of death. There is no enough money being provided by anybody to meet the GH requests. Those who were paid won't be foolish enough to put in the money again.

10. MMM is only back to milk more people. The Scheme will soon finally and totally kick the bucket. Milking More Mugus (MMM).

I thought Nigerians were smart but MMM has proved me wrong. I thought they were selfless but their MMM spirit says otherwise.

I thought they were sensible but their refrain of 'is it your money' says the opposite.

Insult me and get really whacked!


This is the common traits of paupers. They sit down to analyse peoples worth while they live from hand to mouth. It's so unfortunate you managed to type from a dead techno phone thinking you have done the best analysis so far.



Go work on your life. SEUN will not employ you as a moderator. Joblessness at its peak!

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Investment / Re: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by deetomee: 8:54am On Jan 16, 2017
dajebeedrys:
Nairaland is so useless now. shior

This place is bleeped bro. Its a dead zone. When someone is seeking for relevance this is what you get. If MMM has not disappointed them by coming back I'm sure all hell would be let loose. Thank goodness it's back and sound.

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Investment / Re: Advice To Those Mmm's Paying Into Accounts Tomorrow by deetomee: 8:43am On Jan 16, 2017
mrkels:
Its your spare money - I know .

I have to mind my business - I know .

Its not my money - I know .

My opinion wont bring down the price of dollar in the market - I know .

I am Anti - MMM - I know .

I dont want you all to progress - I know .

Together you can change the world - I know



But my good people of God . I also know that if you walk into any bank to pay money into any1's account tomorrow monday morning , that money would never come back to you . this i promise you .


The only way MMM can come back to life is if The number 1 guilder Ugorji starts PH-ing his own personal money .

One guilder told me GH sometimes gets to 600M or more .

Imagine who would bring money to fill that bucket ? Me ? You ? Ugorji

Even if you place a gun in my head i would not put any money in the system .

Count your losses and move on .

Nigerians do it a lot , its just sad now that we are doing it to ourselves now .


Oga it is easy to criticize what you don't know and its modus operandi. You have succeeded in writing nonsense.

For those participants, MMM has 3 million registered members. Where 2.5million out of the lot PH 20k or even perhaps 10k each, it is enough for everybody to get their money out and still sustain the system. @ 20k PH each that is 50billion Naira; @10k PH each that is 25billion Naira.

You are there vomiting nonsense about 600million. Are your eyes open now?

Dear participants the survival of MMM is in your hands and my hands. Together we change the world.


A responsible individual and engaged person will not wake up to create chaos everywhere. Naira land is a dead zone. Capitalizing on MMM to get traffic. Shame on you SEUN.... you are disgusting. All these for your personal gain right? Mtcheeeew

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Investment / Re: Mmm And Bitcoin A Bubble That Will Soon Burst by deetomee: 7:07pm On Jan 15, 2017
pafra:
i have followed with intrest the emergence of crypto curency thinking it could be an alternative source of residual income. the more i try to make up my mind on bitcoin by creating a wallet the more i get confuse. which of these currency will be acceptable in the future with new currency springing up every day all having different exchange rate.

this currency can not and will never be the currency of the future stop wasting your valuable resources on worthless deals that will soon burst. it is scam from the Asian world that have not been accepted by any country of the world or listed as a stock

who determine the exchange rates of this currency? one thing i am very sure of is that it will be frustrated by the USA it can never see the light of the day.

As for mmm the issue is not coming back but how can the come back be sustain. we all agreed that there is no central account anywere the money comes from we the participants. there is ratio inbalance between GH and Ph, 75% of the participant in this schem have there money traped. with enough panic in the system who will be willing to bridge the GH gap, where is the money going to come from? it will be a miracle for mmm to boune back again. I belive in miracle

Where everyone takes it as a sacrifice to pH 20k each @ 3million participants; let's say 2.5million did pH. Do the math yourself. That's 50 billion enough for everybody to pull out their money and still sustain the system void of panic. It's just simple understanding.
Politics / Re: Only One Chibok Girl Has A Baby - VP Osinbajo by deetomee: 9:33pm On Oct 14, 2016
Harbdulrasaq:
VP Osinbajo this evening led some other government officials to visit the 21 Chibok girls who were released today at the DSS Medical Centre, in Abuja, where the girls are currently receiving medical attention. Speaking during the meeting, Osinbajo said only one girl out of the 21 had a baby.

He said although the girls were in good health, the government would ensure they continue to receive medical attention. He said their parents will re-unite with the girls tomorrow Friday Oct. 14th.

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/10/photo-only-one-chibok-girl-has-baby-vp.html


smh....conspiracy theories rocking hard on Nigeria government before Jesus christ was born. Nonsense!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mjf Consults Port Harcourt by deetomee: 6:21am On Jul 04, 2016
boik:
I haven't gotten any message from them since after the written interview. Did you receive any or know anybody that has received??

No actually. I haven't and I don't know anybody who received. it was just a generic question bro. since I haven't heard from them was thinking perhaps some persons have through text messages.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mjf Consults Port Harcourt by deetomee: 6:21pm On Jul 02, 2016
boik:
I did, and nothing yet since then. Did you partake? Any info??

Did you get any text message from them after the written interview?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Recruiting Corporate Promoters Across Nigeria by deetomee: 12:06pm On Jul 01, 2016
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mjf Consults Port Harcourt by deetomee: 8:45am On May 31, 2016
Bluekapon:
can any of you remember what you applied for?

pretty nice question. That's another factor to consider
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by deetomee: 12:50pm On May 30, 2016
You are hereby invited for accreditation and written interview on the 4th of June 2016 by 9am prompt at College of Arts & Science main hall, Rumola Rd, PH. Kindly note that this message admits and the use of scientific calculator is prohibited



I got this message like some days ago 3 times as text message on my phone. What do you think about this bro? scam or not?
Celebrities / Re: Lucy, That Paul Okoye Signed To His RudeBoyRecordz Label In 8 Hot Photos by deetomee: 7:18pm On Feb 27, 2016
abiodun2007:
Paul Okoye has wasted no time in signing the first lady of his record label Rude Boy Recordz. This follows the signing of Muno who was signed early this year. He has since released 2 singles and embarked on a radio tour. The woman of the house is Lucy who has a body that is good enough for the music business.

Jude is supporting Paul on his music business while Peter doesn’t look like it. See 8 hot photos of Lucy below...

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBH0sajqeIk/?taken-by=lucycandymay

Is she a porn star or musician. Misplaced priorities. Mtcheeeew....sit down look na dog name..
Nairaland / General / Refuse To Complain Today! by deetomee: 11:25pm On Feb 18, 2016
At times we are faced with challenges in life that literally make us think of God as not showing up on time for those who believe in HIM and if otherwise blacklist whatever deity we believe in and be frustrated. What I just find out just now has changed my orientation completely! Here is the deal, strive to be better and pray you succeed at it in the END. Where you are today, others are striving to get there while you strive to get to where someone else's has been before and left. Refuse to complain today!
Religion / Re: Anita Oyakhilome Gets Divorce Certificate by deetomee: 5:01pm On Feb 18, 2016
pinkrex:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-6P9jfk8iO6g/VASbPSLu_TI/AAAAAAAAHcc/yxbLf3wjBjM/s1600/anita%2Boyakhilome%2Bwhite.jpg[/img]

The following statement was written by Attwaters Jameson Hill, lawyers for Anita Ebhodaghe (formerly Anita Oyakhilome).

“We have been requested by Anita Oyakhilome to confirm that on the 8th February 2016 a decree absolute was pronounced in the High Court of Justice Principal Registry of the Family Division dissolving her marriage to Christian Onehirokpeana Oyakhilome.

Anita Oyakhilome would like to confirm that she is no longer involved in or part of Christ Embassy AKA Believers LoveWorld INC.”

Signed,

Attwaters Jameson Hill Solicitors
+44 20 3393 7265

Source: http://www.attwatersjamesonhill.co.uk/News/Anita-Oyakhilome.shtml





is this a good precedence? what will the head of christ embassy tell newly wed couple? end time. God show your face if you truly exist. what is going on.?
Romance / Re: When A Woman Is Complete And When She Is Finished. by deetomee: 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2016
Toks2008:


Now let me blow your mind.

This is how women are wired.


If a woman marries a man she does not love as in no single love at all but this guy starts to show her real love and i mean treats her like a queen,i bet you that in no time, she will begin to fall in love with him. This is the mystery that women don't even understand just like the act of sharing a man. The beauty and the beast movie is not just fiction.


If you marry the man you love and who does not love or want you even if he lied to you,in no time when he starts cheating on you and treating you worse than shits, you will pray that GOD should turn back the hands of time.

The most important mystery of love is that though we do not choose who to love as you can see yourself loving someone who is totally odd from your choice but most times,loving someone is not about feelings but a conscious decision we make and stand by it.



There are no rules to these things bruv. Just that the generation we are in tends to put in first the wrong things. What is love really? A case study; you have loved your siblings and parents because you have lived with them all thru the years before getting a place of your own. There are certain traits you don't like about either of them - your siblings and parents. But the love developed over the years make you forget all the hurts ever done to you by them when it happens and life goes on. You have not disowned them. If same is applied to adults of marital age without putting beauty that fades with time and money for the wrong reasons first, rather than learning to know him/her in every possible way then the world would be heaven. Trust me. Money is good, beauty is good but inner beauty is better. I envy our forefathers because of this. This generation has lost it and this is just the beginning and the worst is yet to come. Divorce! Baby mamas! Baby daddys! Immorality. I drop my pen..........
Politics / Re: The Wedding Between Two Refugees At Fufore IDP Camp In Adamawa (Photos) by deetomee: 3:14pm On Jan 27, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
How are you expecting them to smile or be happy when the injudicious and perfunctory attitude of the Jonathan led administration has brought them into this mess. If they were living a better life, a life of freedom, a life free of dread, a life that doesn't require them being dumped in an IDP camp, then their marriage would have been a whole lot better. The despair on that lady's face will continue to haunt her tormentors forever.



I prophesy to you! Recieve sense to speak wisdom rather than trash from your mouth. What has Jonathan got to do with it Nne? Nine months and still counting your mentor sai baba still doesn't know his left from his right. Change my ass! That they are even marrying off this minor is it that of Jonathan's making too or those who wanted power by force that brought about BH? The more you guys talk down GEJ the more he skyrockets. Confused baboons and monkeys who are soaking in their own blood of poor leadership. Shame and reproach will be Buhari trademark before he lives that office. I MUST RULE MALLAM!
Business / Re: Naira Will Not Be Devalued, Rates Would Be Reduced – CBN by deetomee: 2:55pm On Jan 27, 2016
wordcat:
Baboons and monkeys are soaking but this time not in blood but in their own sweats!


Wallahi kwo! You be my priend - mockery in the voice of the now clueless! . There is a man called sai baba who cannot eat his cake have it. Let the zombies chant him up while he leads them into their pit of damnation. Change my ASS!
Politics / Re: Probe, Jail Jonathan If Found Guilty – NEF by deetomee: 4:53pm On Jan 26, 2016
abduljabbar4:


There is nothing you or anybody can do about it even if he is treated unjustly. Why can't u emulate boko haram and make actions before talking?

Nonsense

It's the likes of you and your useless sai baba that has crippled this country. North has been hungry for power since God knows when yet no meaningful human capital development from that region. Even the small population that are educated still behave like zombies. Obviously you be Musa! If Buhari has the power let him arrest GEJ. God punish your left yansh! Mallam! Beggers!!!
Politics / Re: Probe, Jail Jonathan If Found Guilty – NEF by deetomee: 10:45am On Jan 26, 2016
abduljabbar4:


What can you do if he is touched? What happened to the yellow monkey a.k.a namumudu kanu?. Even boko haram doesn't make noise like u guys


You speak as if you think with your kidney. He who is not guilty of corruption in this country after independence should cast the first stone. Buhari is the biggest thief hiding under the pretense of a saint. Karma is a bitch man! Watch it. He should go ahead and touch Jonathan if he can. We dey look!

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Politics / Re: John Kerry Carries Buhari’s Anti-corruption Campaign To Davos by deetomee: 10:04pm On Jan 22, 2016
LocalChamp:
Published on January 22, 2016 by
United State Secretary of State, John Kerry has given President Muhammadu Buhari’s anti-corruption campaign drive a larger reach at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
Kerry in his speech at the forum, he made reference to Buhari’s fight against corruption in Nigeria and how individuals pocketed money meant for arms deal.
“It has been reported that over 50 people including government officials stole over $9billion in Nigeria.
He added that money that was meant for arms to fight Islamist sect, Boko Haram, was pocketed by generals in the most populous black nation in the world.

“Corruption costs global economy more than a trillion dollars a year and complicates every security, diplomatic, social priority,” he said.
“In far too many countries, plain rank corruption has generated such powerful headwinds that local economies just tread water. Today, corruption has grown at an alarming pace and threatens global growth, global stability, indeed the global future.”
“There is absolutely nothing more demoralizing, disempowering to any citizen than the belief the system is rigged against them. Corruption is a radicalizer because it destroys faith in legitimate authority.”
He noted that about three trillion is lost to corruption a year.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/22/john-kerry-carries-buharis-anti-corruption-campaign-to-davos/




How has this elevated the plight of the Nigerian ECONOMY. Media ain't helping matters at all. As if you guys think with your kidneys! Rubbish!!!
Food / Re: The Rat Guys Killed And Ate At Garki Abuja (Photos) by deetomee: 9:57pm On Jan 22, 2016
supersun1:

Few minutes ago, While drinking water before I left a garden somewhere in Garki Abuja‎ where I just had lunch. I saw 3 young men holding a huge live rat they just caught in the garden. Out of curiosity, I asked them if they were aware of Lassa fever and to my greatest surprise they knew nothing of such. From a distance, I watched them slaughter the rat, smoke it and proceeded into the kitchen where the food I ate came from. 
This is a clear evidence that the publicity and enlightenment campaign given to the disease is below sufficient. I'm starting to believe what a caller on radio said some days back; that unlike Ebola, the poor are more vulnerable to Lassa fever hence the government won't give it adequate attention.‎

Meanwhile, I just had lunch in this garden, and starting to get worried if I may have contacted the disease, and I'm picking up my daughter from school in another 2 hours. Please guys can one get tested for Lassa fever like you get tested for HIV

Lalasticlala please ask your doctor friends in the house to respond!!! If possible Front Page this!!!

Photos of the Rat and it's captors are attached.






This is a rabbit for crying out loud. A rabbit has a white spot at the end if its tail. Copy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Refused A 200k Per Month Job Because I Cannot Work Under A Woman by deetomee: 6:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
Andyblaze:
My friend told me he feels too big to take orders from a woman, that in his place its even taboo to serve a woman and so he refused a job he was given after he found out the CEO was female.

What advise can I give him?

Cc : lalasticlala seun ishilove


Cheap pride! He should continue in penury. Monkey of a man!

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