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Christianity EtcRe: Imo Youths Lock Out Bishop-elect by defashan: 4:03am On May 23, 2013
grin grin grin This is called AHIARA DECLARATION. cheesy cheesy grin.Bro OJ who was catholic will be smiling in his abode tongue.wink wink.

Ibos make una kill each other.we love you.
If una need help to hasten your total annihilation,pls say so.
CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Covers Up In A Blanket - Yay Or Nay? by defashan: 2:25pm On May 14, 2013
190:

sharap shes keeping that cherry for me angry
we've agreed angry angry
Which cherry?soggy,shrivelled and wrinkly cherry we alaba boys don eat since spit out the expired seed.
CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Covers Up In A Blanket - Yay Or Nay? by defashan: 2:22pm On May 14, 2013
190: this is one girl i must make l-o-v-e to once i hit my billions

oge hang in there im coming
Alaba boys who are not worth up to N1m don shine her kongo.
De there de deceive urself.
Foreign AffairsRe: Witches Allowed Maximum Of 150m Flying Altitude In Swaziland by defashan: 12:36pm On May 14, 2013
gbosaa: Sabelo Dlamini and their own Stella Odua need to see Baba T.B. Joshua immediately.

They are possesed by the camilla witch demon.

Btw i heard about 2000 ACN members decamped to pdp in one sw state.

I,ll be glad to buy their brooms and export them to them to Swaziland for some cool cash.
Swazi brooms are short bundles of stick tied together,they do not have handles.sorry you wont make money selling them ours.
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Youths To Tambuwal: Leave Dokubo & Kuku Alone by defashan: 6:31pm On May 10, 2013
Wily2wily: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE COMING WAR.
The moment of truth is near, it is going to be fight to finish, only the last man will stand
Which war?na for china laptop keyboard una go fight?.

E be like say ezu river is not deep enough.you all will be deposited in river niger and atlantic.

Make uwazurike de fool una.when he hears the sound of fulani dane gun.he will run pass ivory coast,infact he will teleport himself to burkina fasso.
All of una go hear wii.
PoliticsRe: Niger-Delta Youths To Tambuwal: Leave Dokubo & Kuku Alone by defashan: 6:03pm On May 10, 2013
dayokanu: Everyone knows we dont have a competent president thats why all groups have taken the laws into their hand

MEND do them own, Boko Haram do their own, OPC do their own, Ombatse do their own, MASSOB do their own, Kuku go yarn, Asari go dey voke, Uwazuruike go dey Hala

Just because we have a clueless president
Leave massob out of it.They are the whipping boys.They are cowards.Their chairman is under detention.Right now 12 of their members are being flogged with police belts inside abakaliki jails.

Ig you doubt me wait until the police survivors of ombatse ambush are sent to south east.watch as they enjoy those flat heads.
CrimeOnitsha Chief Kidnapped,n30m Ransom Demanded by defashan(op): 6:32pm On Mar 24, 2013
The Onitsha community was on Wednesday night thrown into panic when kidnappers abducted the Omodu Daike of Onitsha, Chief Albert Ibekwe.

Ibekwe was kidnapped at 3-3 junction, near Onitsha on his way back from Awka where he had gone to visit a friend.

The abduction came barely two days after kidnap of a member of the Anambra State House of Assembly, Dr. Emeka Aniebonam, from his private clinic in Onitsha.

Ibekwe, who is the Chairman of the Association of Anambra State Park Agents, was kidnapped by gunmen who operated in two vehicles.

A family member who requested anonymity said the kidnappers had already called the family to ask for a ransom of N30 million.

The Police Area Commander in Onitsha, Mr. Benjamin Wordu, who confirmed the kidnap, expressed the readiness of the police to track down the kidnappers and rescue him unhurt.

Meanwhile, the Campaign for Democracy, South East zone has called for immediate removal of one of the divisional police officers in Onitsha.



source..http://www.punchng.com/metro/gunmen-kidnap-onitsha-chief-demand-n30m-ransom/
SportsRe: Godfrey Oboabona On Trial At Arsenal by defashan: 5:07pm On Mar 24, 2013
ItsModella: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

gbagaun!!!
A**ehole...miss tinted licence..He is not going to bbc,cambridge or oxford to teach english language.he would be going to emirates to play football.
monkeys like you think you know it all.

Eternal spinster..de there de shout gbaguan,even with his nigeria league wages,ugly ape like you will still fall yakata for him.
PoliticsRe: N2bn Approved To Develop Maritime Academy by defashan: 1:21pm On Mar 17, 2013
PointB: Good move.

I would like to see a Military Academy and Police Academy established in the SE/SS Zone. It will certainly go a long way in balancing ethnic composition of these institution.
You have the biggest and dirtiest market in Africa called Onitsha main market and Ariaria in Aba with branches at Ladipo,Alaba,kaduna,kano.etc...now police and Military Academies don de hungry you...greedy man...
PoliticsRe: Other Governors Visit Chime In London (with Picture) by defashan: 8:32pm On Jan 22, 2013
He must be full of steroids,the moment the people leaves,he will jump back in his hospital bed and cover himself with duvet.
Amechi looks si.lly in that ugly coat.With all the loot he stashed,he could not afford a decent coat.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: 16 Things You Did Not Know About Her by defashan: 7:30am On Jan 08, 2013
I like my edo brothers..dem no de laugh gan when it comes to igbo women...if you doubt me go ask Tony Aneni..and they always go for the creme dela creme..
My bros john fashanu de on top of one as i de type this..her noise no make i de concentrate ..

We don shine dem best kongo finish.
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Adichie: 16 Things You Did Not Know About Her by defashan: 7:21am On Jan 08, 2013
She shares one thing with tonto dike.
Both of them like Edo men...but shes a step ahead of poko as she has married one while tonto is still undecided.

her husbands name is.IVARA ALSTAIR ESEGE..
Where are my brothers from the other side of the niger..una de for water,soap don enter una eyes.....hahahahahaaaaa
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SportsRe: Who Should Make Your 23 Man List For The Nations Cup? by defashan: 3:50pm On Dec 25, 2012
honeric01: Here goes my 23 man list:

Goalkeepers: Austin Ejide, Vincent Enyeama. (we do not need more than 2 goal keepers but they said it's a must we go with 3 o huh)[/b]so i add the 4th goalkeeper.

Defenders: Elderson Echiejile; Joseph Yobo ; Efe Ambrose; Solomon Kwambe ; Danny Shittu; Kenneth Omeruo ; Godfrey Oboabona [b]( we have issues with the defence so i would like to see 7 defenders incase we need drastic changes.)


Midfielders: Mikel Obi; Nosa Igiebor; Ogenyi Onazi; Raheem Lawal; Obiora Nwankwo; Fegor Ogude; Reuben Gabriel. (some of the attackers can join as midfielders too so no too much wahala here.)

Forwards: Ahmed Musa; Brown Ideye; Victor Moses; Uche Kalu; Bright Dike; Ikechukwu Uche; Ejike Uzoenyi. (Shola should never be on the team if truly we are looking at building a team for the future.)
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I like your list but i,ll prefer Azubuike Egwuekwe to Solomon Kwambe and replace Uche Kalu with Emma Emenike.
CelebritiesRe: Girl Turns Hairy After Medical Treatment by defashan: 4:31pm On Dec 18, 2012
DISSAPPOINTED....MTSCWEEEEEEW..

I THINK SAY NA KAREN IGHO.
CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Nwosu Needs N6m To Survive by defashan: 2:28pm On Dec 18, 2012
Where are all those celebrities who acquire N200,000,000.00 MANSIONS,LATEST RANGE ROVER SPORTS,LAMBOGHINIS,BENTLEYS,photos in Private Jets signing multi million naira contracts?
The Davidos displaying N10M cheques...

She needs them now,they all should out do each other now.
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Proves She Is 27 By Showing Her W.A.E.C Result by defashan: 2:18pm On Dec 18, 2012
Ishilove: Bullshiit. Chika and I were class mates and she was the head prefect (girl) of my set. Chika IS 27.
Are you trying to tell us that you are 27 years as well?

You sure Ishilove isnt same person as Chika Ikehuh
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:59pm On Dec 18, 2012
White007: I challenge those calling her ugly to post their pics let's see. I wouldn't be surprise some of you ugly pass sh*t.
She is not ugly,she is a specie of KARENPITHECUS IGHORI.

MORE SANDPAPER TO THE PALMS OF THAT SECURITY MAN.
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:56pm On Dec 18, 2012
tatiana009: I also wish you well, may you not encounter armed robbers or area boys that will re-arrange your face this season.
Amen to dat but then again,man pass man,robber pass robber,area boys sabi their level,no be anybody them de pester or attack but just incase it happens,their hands will wither even before they get close.
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:44pm On Dec 18, 2012
tatiana009: Sorry I'am not an animal so I don't go around slapping people. I'll never be slapped by anyone since I don't wish others evil.
I wish you well this xmas as you keep your tongue in check otherwise if you suffer from mouth diarreah like Karen and TONTO D.CKHEAD cos of your celebrity,may you encounter that gorrilla that designed karens face and when you do,pls remember to turn the other cheek,if karen had done that,her face wouldnt have resembled that of an ape.
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:32pm On Dec 18, 2012
tatiana009: Wow, is this truly a reflection of Nigeria? No wonder things never change and we keep blaming the government. If the educated people in a society can go ahead and try to justify assault in any form then we are in trouble. The comments here show why human rights abuses are still as bad as they are! People truly think it is justified to hit anyone because she was rude! So if your boss thinks you're rude he can as well slap you abi. What goes around will surely come around, I just pray one of you won't be here one day complaining about how a police officer or somebody assaulted you o. We will come to the same conclusion that day that you must have deserved it.

As for Karen, don't stress yourself too much. Just organise some hefty boys or even look for some military men, arrange something for them and watch them beat the life out of him. After all we're a jungle society!
Seems you are a lady,well if you are,May you be slapped well by a frustrated and sacked LASTMA official.
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:28pm On Dec 18, 2012
tatiana009: Wow, is this truly a reflection of Nigeria? No wonder things never change and we keep blaming the government. If the educated people in a society can go ahead and try to justify assault in any form then we are in trouble. The comments here show why human rights abuses are still as bad as they are! People truly think it is justified to hit anyone because she was rude! So if your boss thinks you're rude he can as well slap you abi. What goes around will surely come around, I just pray one of you won't be here one day complaining about how a police officer or somebody assaulted you o. We will come to the same conclusion that day that you must have deserved it.

As for Karen, don't stress yourself too much. Just organise some hefty boys or even look for some military men, arrange something for them and watch them beat the life out of him. After all we're a jungle society!
Mister keep quiet.There are people that needs to be assaulted on a daily bases...Karen is one of them,but TONTO POKO D.ICKHEAD tops the list..

if you see her first,pls slap her on my behalf.
CelebritiesRe: I Must Fight For Justice – Karen Igho by defashan: 1:26pm On Dec 18, 2012
That Girl is ugliest b.iatch i,ve ever seen...Kudos to the Security guy we slap am..her face deserves it..but com on does she has side burns abi na slap scatter hairs for her face...NONSENSE AND INGREDIENTS....


NEXT IS.....#POKO...TONTO DI.CKHEAD.I cant wait to see her teeth scattered by another panel beater turned security guy.
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by defashan: 4:09pm On Dec 14, 2012
Goldieluks: kiss kiss (only if you are a guy oh) grin
Ayam manlier than man...thnx...r u same as ileke?
RomanceRe: ~Mr Nairaland - Grand FINALE~ by defashan: 4:06pm On Dec 14, 2012
Ileke-IdI:
You sabi good thing!!


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tnx sweetie...

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