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Jokes EtcRe: Stella Oduah Joke by defashan: 10:30pm On Oct 22, 2013
KOBO.........

K......kick
O.....Oduah
B......back2
O......Onitsha.
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by defashan: 4:39pm On Aug 24, 2013
akandea: I don't like calling names but what is my business in the matter. My only question to the girl is that what or who is stopping her. Mtshew!!!!
Pray you never be in her shoes otherwise you vandalise and do worse than those onitsha head bridge boys at Nigeria embassy in Senegal.
TravelRe: "I Will Tear And Burn My Nigerian Passport, Once I Become Canadian" - Nigerian by defashan: 4:36pm On Aug 24, 2013
Goodluck Jonathan should recall the Nigerian high commissioner to Canada.
Infact canada should borrow a leaf from Gov Fashola and deport that failed and annoying goat called Ojo Maduekwe who is embarrassing us in canada.
He should take his incompetency to onitsha head bridge.
Christianity EtcRe: Photograph Of Pastors Adeboye,tunde Bakare And Kumuyi Forty Years Ago by defashan: 7:06am On Aug 15, 2013
That picture wasnt taken in 1973 or even in the 70s.
It looks more like something taken in the mid 80s.
PropertiesRe: URGENT:: OKIJA JUJU Needs A 1 Bedroom Flat In Lagos Island. by defashan: 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2013
I hope you have secured accommodation by now.Just to let you that Oga Fash's brigade are working round the clock.
Describing yourself as a refugee might not be too good for you considering the fact that your work uniform is tattered clothes,painted face and string of cowries.

Pls be on the look out,you might find yourself at onitsha head bridge by 3am tomorrow morning.
Let our dear governor do his job in peace.
Lagos is full and not a place for a juju priest.
You should be looking for accommodation in the forest in your village.
PoliticsRe: Procter & Gamble To Build $250M Plant In Ogun State by defashan: 11:19am On Aug 08, 2013
Eko Atlantic: Oyo-"Oyo oni daru"
Ondo-"Ishe Logun Ishe"
Ekiti-(can't remember)
Anambra-"Home for all"...including calabar destitutes and warri beggars.. grin grin...

In the nearest future when afam and his umunna start suffering from alcoholis foetalis/adultalis from all the breweries located east of the niger we will be shipping correct drugs to omoibos...that is if they didnt patronise made in onitsha head bridge first.
PoliticsRe: Abati Shares Nairaland Link On His TL by defashan: 7:48am On Aug 08, 2013
boron10: I suspect he's a nairaland member
He is a nairalander..

Fani Kayode is too,falana etc
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup On 27th June 2013 by defashan: 4:13pm On Jun 27, 2013
BinghiNya: what happened to stanley okoro(little messi)
Are you blindhuh.


Your little messi..okoro is selling bicycle spare parts at onitsha head bridge..
SportsRe: South Korea Vs Nigeria - U20 World Cup On 27th June 2013 by defashan: 4:09pm On Jun 27, 2013
likeme: Where is stanley Okoro, Is he part of this team? we dubbed the guy little Messi then, Where has he vapourised to?
He has gone back to Onitsha head bridge where he was selling okada spare parts. grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Launches First Locally-built Motorcycles by defashan: 10:13am On Jun 18, 2013
Sunny_bobo: Why are all made in Nigeria products always developed in either Aba or Nnewi?

Just a harmless question please. No bashing.
Nice observation and very good question.


But Why are all counterfeit/fake products always have their source in Aba,Nnewi and Onitsha?


Just a harmless question. No bashing.



On the other hand,an advice for all medical doctors and nurses.....If you want to make money,go into orthopedic surgery/nursing and relocate to Aba,Nnewi and Onitsha.

Okada causes more amputations than the mine fields of vietnam and saudi sharia courts put together.

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PoliticsRe: Who Suffers If Nigeria Divides? by defashan: 7:21am On May 31, 2013
South East (ibos) will suffer the most.

They are scattered all over the world because their place is not habitable.
Their behaviours will catch up with them and they will suffer xenophobic attacks.

Port harcourt ikwerre will deny them and they will be landlocked like uganda etc.infact south south will deny them,they will seek support from ika people of delta and found none

Prices of food will skyrocket there cos they dont give priority to agriculture..

Bad leadership and internal squabble will consume them.

Their elite will return to USA and uk leaving the uwazurikes,chris uba and the orji kalus to finally set the whole place on fire.
Crime will be rampant,it will be free for all.

Eventually they will beg Nigerians to forgive them but it will be too late.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Street-Kid Turned Vulcanizer Makes N5,000 Daily by defashan: 1:36pm On May 30, 2013
Rhino.5dm:
To-kintola, I swear with God that I can feed you and your entire family members without blinking my eyelid, going by your Facebook profile and the useless work you do for living. Is there no monkey to catch today? Working in forestry is what you would one day tell your kids you do for living? Ewu!
why you de swear to God na?

Toma was only joking.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Street-Kid Turned Vulcanizer Makes N5,000 Daily by defashan: 1:30pm On May 30, 2013
berem: 5k daily, that's a huge some of money! In a month, it's 150K.That is equivalent to another man's salary package who has a white collar job. Thumbs up to the LASG for keeping hopes of these young boys alive.
Some days he makes N5000,sometimes N3000.
Some days nothing.Did you not see that.
Igbo woman,na so una brain de work.you don calculate his monthly earnings finish.

Mathematics for Waec...F9
Money matters............... grin

N5000 * 30=N150,000..

Oya clap for yourself.

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