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parismarc:
My mother in law is no 1, she supports me over her son, the thing dey vex my hubby,i guess i will be number six,no time to pokenose into their affairs. I'll be too busy travelling and seeing the world with my hubby.

many used to say dey will be number 1 or 6 buh dey turn out bn number 4

rawpadgin:
THE CONTRACTORS BOYFRIEND: this types never stays in a relationship longer than 6months, as soon as they get the girl laid they go 4 their next prey.
these types are usually prone to std's & evil spirit

lol

1; Bad Boyfriend
This is the guy that doesn't treat his girlfriend
the way she deserves to be treated and tends to
go after girls with low self-confidence because,
honestly, he couldn't get any other girls.
He does many things to her including some or
all of the below:
Cheating
Lying
Abusing
Using
Not Meeting Her Needs -
This type of boyfriend is the lowest of all
boyfriends, and if you are this guy then you
need to understand that she will eventually get
a backbone to her and dump your sorry ass!


2; The Decent Boyfriend

This is the boyfriend that tries - sometimes. He
tries to understand what she wants and needs
and tries to give it to her.
His traits are generally as follows:

2a. He screws up a lot but he tries to make it
up to her.

2b. He doesn't know exactly what she wants
but he tries to please her with whatever
he does know.

2c. He loves her but he wishes she was less
nagging, and he gets upset about her
nagging instead of trying to fix the
problem.

2d. He forgets her birthday and their
anniversary but he makes up for it with
gifts.

2e. He gets along with most of her friends
and her family.

2f. He's okay in bed but doesn't spend a lot
of time trying to please her - he pretty
much gets to the sex quickly.

and lastly,
He's not very romantic


3. The Pretty Much Perfect Boyfriend
Obviously this guy is a catch and women would
love to have him as a boyfriend.
He's not without some faults, but when it comes
to their relationship he puts more effort in than
the other guys.
His traits are generally as follows:

a. He understands what she needs
emotionally [/b]and he gives it to her

[b]b. He understands what she needs sexually
and he gives it to her

c. He communicates well - which includes
both talking and listening

d. He doesn't lie or use her but instead
shares his life with her
e.He is patient with her and her emotions

f. He views her as a lover and a friend


He allows her to be herself without trying
to change or control her...

4; The guys who let themselves get used
and abused - tey are also known as mugus or magas.These guys don't have
confidence in themselves and they let
women treat them like garbage. They are
used for their money or kindness, and
then generally tossed aside because they
offer no real value to the women in terms
of an intimate relationship.

; 5.The guys who just don't get it - These
guys are in between the bad boyfriend
and the decent boyfriend. They don't get
what she wants and needs and they don't
put a lot of effort towards finding out. But
they also don't intentionally abuse her in
any way. What they don't understand is
that by not trying to figure out what she
wants, they are making her suffer
emotionally.

6; The guys who distance themselves
These guys understand what she wants
but won't give it to her. They don't want
to get to close to her (for fear of getting
hurt or commited) so they hide their cards and keep
their mouth closed so they don't have to
move to the next level in the relationship.


add yours ad dont forget t tell us the type ur bf iis... and guys wch type r you

hehehe.... c as pple dey book space....

1. The motherly type; These kind of mother inlaw knows that they have female child or children at some place,the way they treat their son's wife.... their daughter will be treated the same way...... law of.....cant remember... so,they treat the wife as their own daughter.

2;The lion or tiger type; she roars all the time...

3; The head and the tail; sometimes,you will just wonder if It's her you got married to or her son,she control the whole affairs in home.. and order to
you to do things as the way she l.kes

4: The nose-pokers.. she just wamt to know everything..from what you cooked in the morning to how much your hubby is giving you for housekeeping and soups

5; The complainer,she never gt satisfied with whatever you do,even if you usr yourself as broom,that floor isnt clean enough.. you were nt trained at home


6; The free-spirited type; ok,son you've gotten married...nice,they don't even have time to waste in knowing more

add yours

i shouldn't let this opportunity pass me by

ops!!! wat am i doing here? seems i missed ma way

we can't date if;
1. you are broke
2. you have no money
3. you are not rich
4. money isnt your Friend
5. check number 3 above
6. refer to number 1
7. you are bald just as adonbilivit is
8. you are silly as andyblaze
9. you are as jobless as.........

A big girl is define as a a lady who is independent on her male counterpart before she can live a fulfilling life_default's defination,September 21, 2014..and a Girl who pray For Hardworking men,Yet doesnt respond To Greetings From Bricklayers :s—
Bright Okpocha (@BasketMouth_)May 10, 2013

Actually,i donot fear marriage,its a sweet thing with the right partner...... Don't be afraid of your fears.
They're not there to scare you.
They're there to let you know
that something is worth it. some1 says and i quote: Fears are educated into us, and can, if we
wish, be educated out.......... think of marriage as a wonderful and beautiful thing... forget d fact dat these days most home are broken coz of a thing or d other...... As for me, i dont think i can work out if i fear it even before going into it......

tosyne2much: get the fucck off... You bonafide dumb headed

you can do better........... tnx for d insults nd let it lie now

Default20,Kwara state polytechnic,Ilorin

benswagtt: i tot as much! Op u aint a gold digger cause ur love for money z alarming... Y dnt u get rich ursef? At least dere ah women lyk u dat hav created impacts in dere generation... Weytin dem get wey u no get? Ooops! @ least they can tink nd make things happen.. Y u've gat no brains.. Dat d diffrence

well,lemme c ur sixth sense before i reply u.............and by the way,i am not that kind of a person,just joking and u guys started to insult me,again lets respect eachoda.....

tosyne2much: who is this bush girl ? Who the hell are you to tell me I don't have money... You are jst ignorantly displaying your foolishles.s on a social since and am not sorry to say it.. Even if NL is a faceless forum, must you post crap dat would make you look lik a Kindergarten pupil? What's the correlation with disadvantages of being tall and money ? You jst have to improve in you way of comprehending

u are welcome... ignoring fools since i was born

Alima2: True talk,
it is easier said than done,we pray that Allah give us the true willing spirit to practice all the virtues that Islam teaches us

Amin

egopersonified: hahahaha, moneypersonified is the username I am still begging s,e,u,n to change egopersonified to. So its already taken.

dats cool sis

egopersonified: moneydefault20

as you are ego personified,i thought moneypersonified suite me

benswagtt: your boyfnd/Husband must be very short... It seems he is a nairalander nd It also seems u ah jst tryin to console him. Wat can i say?




























Thats None Of My Fuckin BIZ!!!

so far he is fully loaded,let d height go

tosyne2much: what is this one saying ? See the crap you jst posted.. We are talking abt disadvantages of height you are talking abt money... How does money fit-in in this context ? Is it that you lack question answering skill or wat ? Is this the way you answer question during exam ?

Did u ask a question? and simply cuz u dont av d money doesnt mean u should bash me lyk dis

If you have your money.... forget all those.

1. Standing out in a party if you have money people won't care how tall your might be,they will drag you to the dance flour or let you be.

2. Beds are too small.. i just have to laugh on this...really? get your money even if you want to sleep on river,have you ever seen jackson's bed it can occupy 10 people or more.

3. Block other other people's view. People don't give a damn,they wanna look at you in the first place..... they want to see the money in you.

4. Can't take pix woth other people... op,pls get money,people will queue to take pix with you,you might feel awkward though buh you will be happy.

Sitting in public transport what are you doing there in d first place.... av u eva seen dangote in public trans?






in summary,get money and forget all op's point....

We learnt so many things but do not
act on them.
~ We have learnt that, if we
say"Subhanallaah wa bihamdihii" a
hundred times, our sins would be
forgiven, even if they were as much as
the foam of the sea.
(Yet, several days and nights go by us
and yet, we do NOT say these words).
~ We have learnt that, two rak'ahs of
Salaatu-Duhaa outweigh 360 acts of
sadaqah.
(Yet, several days and nights will past
us and we do NOT observe Salatul-
Duhaa)
~ We have learnt that, whoever
voluntarily fasts a single day in the
path of Allah, Allah would distance his
face from the fire by seven trenches
and also distance his face from the fire
by seventy khareefs. (Yet, we do NOT
observe voluntaryfasts)
~ We are aware that, whoever visits a
sick person would have 70,000angels
follow him back as he returns home,
seeking Allah's forgiveness for him.
(Yet, we have NOT visited the sick this
week)
~ We have learnt that, whoever prays
upon a dead muslim and follows the
dead body to the grave until it is buried
would have two Qiiraats of reward; and
a Qiiraat is simlar to Mount Uhud in
size. (Yet, several weeks go by and we
do NOTgo to the grave-yards to pray
SalatulJanaazah on the dying muslims)
~ We have learnt that, whoever builds
a masjid for Allah, even if it is the size
of a bird's nest, Allah would build a
house for him in Paradise.
(Yet, we do NOT contribute towards
the building of masjids; even if it is
with as little as 10 naira) ~We have
learnt that, the one who helps a widow
and her poor children is like the
mujahid fighting in the path of Allah,
and like the fasting person who doesnt
break his fast at all, and like the one
who spends the entire night doing
Tahajjud and doesnt sleep at all.
(Yet, we do NOT partake in the
assistance of widows and their helpless
orphans)
~ We have learnt that whoever recites
a single letter from the Qur'an would
get a hasannah, and a hasanah is
recorded in ten folds. (Yet,we do NOT
bother to recite theQur'an everyday)
~ We have learnt that, the one who
performs Hajj-Mabruur, his reward is
none other than Paradise and he is
recompensed by returning back to his
homeland, just as the day his mother
gave birth to him (i.e. with a clean
slate of sins; all his sins washed away).
Yet, we do NOT bother to fulfil the
rites of Hajj, despite the fact that the
rites are easy and have been simplified
for us)
~ We have learnt that, the honour of a
believer is in his getting up to pray
Tahajjud at night, and that the Prophet
(may Allah's peace and blessings be
upon him, his household and
companions) were never negligent of
observing Tahajjud allthrough their
lives, even though theywere pre-
occupied with seeking fortheir
livelihoods, and in spreading the
religion of Allah. (But as for us,we are
extremely negligent in this aspect of
worship)
~ We have learnt that, the Day
ofJudgement is surely approaching;without
any doubt, and that Allah would
surely raise the occupants of the
graves.
(Yet, we do NOT prepare for this Great
Day.)
~ We bury the dead, and pray janaazah
upon them. (Yet, you act heedlessly, as
though such a day is not meant for
you!)
My dear brothers, and sisters, know that
every single breath we take in,moves
us closer to our appointed times;
to our ends, our DEATHS!
Yet, we do not quit jesting and gossiping around.
The time has come NOW, at this
moment,We need to change our life styles and attitudes
and make the best preparation we can
for the DAY OF.JUDGEMENT...
(The day when a man would run away
from his brother, from his mother,
from his father, from his wife, and
even his own children...)Because every
one of them would have more than
enough problems of his own to worry
about.
So, glad tidings to the one who reads
these words, understands thu
HASTENS to WORK with them ...
And may Allah (SWT) reward us all .Amin

mtchew..... those points aint applicable here.......op,so you wake up to type all those crap..... sorry o

youngalex: T

most ladies are not complacent with whatever they have.......
.
.. happiest people on earth don't have everything,they are just set of people who are contented with what God gives to them........so far everybody dream of a happy home we should be content with the status of the man we want to marry.

this is a very good write up.....................