₦airaland Forum

Kelklein:
A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for.

Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious search.

After 2 hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from.

He decided to use the same phone to try
calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend and
said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the
person wey thief am dey cut am as I call am
just now."

laughing in Arab.
Lesson: SHUN ALCOHOL!! It does no good!!

adorable29:
Hahaha! Another bitter black devil! Hear him ranting like a menapausal old witch!

Cool downnnnnn! Your MOTHER and sisters may be twi eating bit_ches but you don't have to use that term on a lady! *wink*

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Do you copy and post? So you can read good english when you see one.

adorable29:
Hehehe! its always the same monikers on the Ghana threads on NL!

These same monikers make 95percent of the same type of repetitive boring bitter hateful comments on each thread and they are Ghanaians... Just 2 or 3 Nigerians,,,

It shows Nigerians don't even give 2 fu_cks about what is happening in Ghana cos you don't see them commenting on this Ghana threads. They are on some other more fun and exciting thread....

So, the mods shouldn't bother bringing their post to FP cos no one gives a rats ass! Looolz

I suspect the mods just bring the topics to FP just to aggravate Jiggaman nd co's blood pressure and further reduce their life span! Hahaha!

But I ask, WHY ARE GHANAIANS SO PAINED, HYPERTENSIVE AND ANGRY AT NAIJA?!

fanficgirl:
Amen. We rock! We triumph everywhere we go . And trust me, I wouldn't be marrying a Ghanaian, I will be disowned if I marry anyone not Nigerian. Don't try and play it from one side, Naija started the insults first like we're prone to do. I love naija food too much to compromise with a spouse of a different ethnicity ..

Sabrwahaqqo:
LoL. This is what you get when you try to bite the finger that fed you.... I feel this one bruh!
BTW, no mind d charcoal laden niggas called Ghanians tho, they started growing wings too. Hahaha!

NgwaManNaija4LF:
I don't understand your Ghanaian broking english please. Come again.

NgwaManNaija4LF:
What ever,i'm not fair..it's a kind respect giving to those that they see as their superior. Ode.

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Ghana,one shit hole on earth, their food is like shit and their girls ugly die, What is Nigerians looking in that ungodly land...Even the poorest state in Nigeria is better than Ghana.yeye people. When I visited there the last time they called me oboroni,meaning white man..yeye people.

tensazangetsu:
You should have come to my school regional maritime university, even a look at our classrooms will make you hate zoogeria. But I hate ghana sha.

Deejavuu:
Cute couple.. banging body after 2 kids..

Nice legs Mrs basket.. Me likey

gottliebglobal:
Haba, 20k?

nnachukz:
The Wizard that got you into this mess is between your legs. His wizardry is legendary, he has made men do many foolish things. You can ask Yerima or Sampson for explanation. Just leave your children out of this.


Oboi make u no kill person with laughter dis morning oo






Even me had to trek 70miles under rain to chop punna but na matured punna o, from that day I confirmed the power and influence of Dickson on my brains even my girlfriend who is now my wife laughed at me before giving me the punna first thereafter she went inside kitchen to get me some food. My man own up and enjoy your punishment, next time you will look for matured babe.

yinkarh187:
Here are the common signs that show that
you've been friend-zoned.
**Sign 1: You're In The Friends Zone if
they call ONLY to ask for a favor... Do
they ONLY connect with you when they
need something? Like, ask you to drive
them around, pick up some stuff at the
store, or even ask you to go shopping
with them so maybe you'll buy them
something? (Girls do this more). And
you do all these things for
them...thinking it's their way of
spending quality time with you. You're
getting closer... WRONG. They are only
using you - and you're a handy
"orbiter" that they can depend on
because they know how you feel - but
won't reciprocate. .
**Sign 2: You're In The Friends Zone if
you get a late reply. Again and again.
You send them a message on the phone,
Facebook, or Twitter and they don't
reply. You wait for hours, resend your
messages and still no reply. And when
they finally do, you get a short one-
word responses like "yep", "okay",
"fine". That's a sure sign - you're
friend-zoned! C'mon, if they were hot
for you, they'd be excited to hear from
you. They'd use any excuse to
communicate with you. They'd jump on
it and reply QUICK because they are
excited and anticipate hearing from
you. If they don't act that way, then that
means that they're not thinking of you
and don't feel that rush when you
contact them. And that's not a good
sign...
***Sign 3: You're In The Friends Zone if
they tell you about someone of the
opposite sex they like... If they talk
about another guy/girl they like in front
of you, that's a sure sign that they see
you as only a friend. And if you're
thinking that she/he is doing that to
make you jealous... then think again.
What you'd want is for them to know
that you're there because you like them.
If they really like you back, they'll try to
get to know you – and you'll NEVER
hear about any other guy or babe. Next
time this happens, take a deep breath
and decide if you belong in this zone
and if it is worth it,if not please cut
your losses and walk before you begin
to look like a chump.
***Sign 4: You're In The Friends Zone
when they introduce you as a "friend"
This is pretty much the clearest signal
that they are not attracted to you. You
see, a woman tells her girlfriends about
the guy she likes whenever she talks to
them. And when she introduces that guy
to them she'll never say "he's my
friend" - because she wants that guy to
like her back! NOT think of each other
as just "friends." If they like you, you'll
see their friends giving you that look
and will even tease you both about
being together. That's just how
straightforward everything is. So, if you
hear the words "Meet my friend Joe or
Vicky" then you are just a friend!
**Sign 5: You're In The Friends Zone if
they don't flirt back... Have you ever
noticed her treating you like the way
she treats her girlfriends? The way she
hugs and kiss them when she greets
them. Do you try to flirt with her?
Touch her arm, her hair - and she's
blind to everything you do? She laughs
and teases you just like she does with
everyone else? Friend zone alert!
Remember that that most important
indication of interest from a partner is
their BEHAVIOR. If they are aren't
doing the things people normally do
when interested, then they are just not
into you. It's up to you to treat them
like a stock on the market that you're
investing in.
When they refuse to give you the return
you demand, you need to "sell" and go
find an opportunity that's going to pay
you dividends. Anything less than this
is only going to leave you emotionally
bankrupt at the end of the day. And you
deserve to get a partner that wants you
just as much as you want them. ''Put
simply, people value what they work to
obtain and invest in. They have more
attraction and respect for individuals
for whom they perform favors (Jecker &
Landy, 1969). They also find
relationships more valuable and
commit more fully''.
In Conclusion: The friend zone can be
avoided. All it takes is a little personal
development to be more attractive,
finding better partners who "fit", being
a bit more assertive about what you
need, and/or motivating others to give
back and invest in you too. Are you in
love with someone who has put you in
friend zone and you are hurting or
pretending you dont know and wishing
for things to change?..Do you give them
sex as a bait? Honey put on your
running shoes and cross over to the
next Boulevard! Easier said than done
right?Well you are the one who is in a
friend zone,not me! Source: SDK blog.

Bibidear:
nope,a straight person lyk u

Bibidear:
Dis is rubbish

mickyeddi:
It's not from US to Ethiopia, every US embassy has the car for the president and dignitaries from the US.

sambas:
A lady decided to give herself a
big treat for her 70th birthday by
staying overnight in a really nice
luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next
morning, the desk clerk handed
her a bill for $250.00. She
demanded to know why the
charge was so high "I agree it's a
nice hotel, but the rooms aren't
worth $250..00 for just an
overnight stay - I didn't even

have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is
the 'standard rate,' and breakfast
had been included had she
wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the
Manager.
The Manager appeared and,pl
forewarned by the desk clerk,
announced: "This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference center which are
available for use." "But I didn't
use them." ''Well, they are here,
and you could have."
He went on to explain that she
could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which they
were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers
from all over the world
performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those
shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you
could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the
Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion,
and with the Manager still
unmoved, she decided to pay,
wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when
he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for
only $50.00" "That's correct" she
replied "I charged you $200.00
for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you
madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and
you could have."

Taylor86:
only in buharis tenure

too many crisis

RIP bro

EroticAngelina:
gosh! what an ugly overbleached sluttt I even thought its someone pretty.


sluttlla B, enjoy ur 5mins fame while it lasts! seeking attention using rape! unbelievable! I don't blame any guy that rapes u(if at all they did) u deserve much worse, no offense.

shomutuski:
First of all!!!!
When war occurs!!! It's not about what's left, it's about who's remaining - The only survivor of World war 1. Google to confirm.
Your reaction is just because of ur mentality. You believe igbos are the problem of the yorubas.. Pfft. That's very puny from you. If the war starts. Nah una go still suffer, everyone will..... So why are you so embittered that you have to channel it into a negative medium. I thought the biafra experience should have changed people like you.. Rip to the dead, Rip to you too. U more like a dead man to me. The reason why the first and second comment are about peace is bcus we all understand the greater Good and that's "NIGERIA". Igbos are dying in the north too. So why d fuss.. I don't accept anyone's death in anyway.

naija8080:
I find it ironic that a yoruba man could be murdered brazenly and barbarically in his own property and region, and three yoruba posters before me are all preaching peace all of a sudden...let's live in peace, need education and this has to stop. Because the perpetrator is your master...Hausa - fulani? Pathetic and cowardly!

Ask him what is your problem? An Igbo man is my problem. Has an Igbo man ever slaughtered a yoruba man? No. Who has? An Hausa-Fulani. Then how is an Igbo man your problem? Very shameless, spineless, cowardly slaves.

Iyoma2:
His son yusuf is d One helping him to operate faceook, twitter and other pages of social media. u know facebook and twitter were not there when he was a young man, pmb is No longer comfortable with his memory, so he needs yusuf By his side all d time. nothing wrong in him travelling with is heir apparent.