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jamesflaw:
where is my suitcase...I'm late for work

So you're part of them. If you're going to work by this time, I already know what's in that suitcase.

God bless d person (98%) that took his time to compose thz lines...

The remaining 2% for d Op.

She dey even laff...

Even Buhari dun book space for Aso Rock. What else do u expect?

Eeyah... Oronto dun die be dat?

BaebieHot:
5$ is too small na, Abeg increase am small

Ladies... they always ask for more.

Hitting d iron while it's still hot...

Next title: Lagoon!

Please let d mods test them to verify

Send him a msg too...

Forgive and Forget...

A three-month-old infant was left in an Ohio McDonald's late last week by two parents who didn't feel like looking after the child. 22-year-old Rachel Jaajaa, the infant's mother, asked her McDonald's co-worker for a ride home. When they walked out of the restaurant, Jaajaa was approached by the baby's father, 29-year-old Aaron Tate, who had an infant with him in a car seat. Jaajaa "refused to take the baby because she had plans" that night. Supposedly it was Tate's turn watch the child.

The police report notes that Tate then carried the baby into the McDonald's, placed the car seat on the floor, and drove away. Jaajaa and her co-worker followed him and the two parents got into a fight at a nearby intersection, after which they were both arrested. A McDonald's patron called 911 after seeing the child left alone. Now both Jaajaa and Tate face charges of child endangering. The baby was unharmed and is now in the care of family members.

Jaajaa and Tate aren't the first parents to leave their child behind at a restaurant. In March, a San Diego woman accidentally left her baby in a local doughnut shop. Luckily, upon reaching the next doughnut store, she realized her baby was missing and immediately rushed back.


http://www.eater.com/2015/4/6/8355471/awful-parents-infant-mcdonalds-ohio-crimes

Dyt:
At this jet age?
Ppl still patch pots?

...and what about it. Anyway, I understand u live in V.I.


Op... Thanks jare. How can we patch plates, cups and spoons?

RickRichards:
410. How could 99% get this wrong. That's a big lie.

E tire me o. Maybe they're nursery pupils sha

Is that not Mikel Obi with ur sis?

Guy, una family dun hammer!

8. Having a six-digit account balance when you're broke


Sorry... I forgot that one is a sexual thing

Simple!

ShakurM:
[1+7] + [7+9] + [5+1] = 30!

This one na Warri guy o


My answer:

[15] + [15] + [ ] = 30

Zaikon:
Op.imagin how you settle down open thread for this man .

He deserves it o

God abeg give me triplet too o... or twins on my first shot!

cyril83:
Pastor enoch adeboye is the true symbol of the holy spirit.

Pls don't commit d sin of blasphemy.

I respect Pastor Adeboye too but if he sees ur comment, he wouldn't accept it.

Nicky058:
I bought it at Alaba slot for 15500

Before or after dollar increased in value?

Great Ife!

Thank God o... in every situation!

Orijin101:
From the way the op composed this thread, i can deduce that she is 14 or 15years old


no offeince

You're right.

No offeince

holu123:
My fellow #landers If you are in a relationship with a guy and he does not like calling you, does It means he does not love you?

If he doesn't call, he has a reason. Try asking him.

If he doesn't like calling u... he has a reason. Try leaving him.

obinna311:
I tire for dem oh...na keyboardist full dis place?? No drummer for here??

Although d topic laid emphasis on 'Keyboardist', but as a family (instrumentalists) member, u may drop something (chords... if it exists) on drums, or better still, create another topic on it so that others can easily see and recognize what it's about.

I loaded 2k on my phone on Friday (got it as awoff from a friend anyway) and since then, all calls made had been free. I checked my bonus balance and it remained 0.00 as usual. Is there an ongoing promo I didn't hear about or MTN just decided to give me my share of Election Bonus?

safarigirl:
Jonathan don turn coach?

Yes... coaching all Nigerians since 1900

Thz fans sef... I tire for dem....using our flag to sew agbada

At last.... Jonathan led us to victory!

God bless GEJ

God bless Nigeria

This keeper dun vex o

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