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u need to install the nokia pc suite and also the drivers for that fone. if u use windows xp SP2, it should take around 3 minutes. once u r done and ur fone is seen by the PC, go to my computer and click on the nokia **** and browse it like u would a normal folder. u game?

i v had my site since 2001. my latest iteration was forced on me by mrs deji-olowe

tall (5' 8" and above)
cup C bobbies
nice trim bum
straight leg
yellow all the way
pointed nose
strikingly beautiful
agile
no yam leg o!
no K leg!
no bowleg!
luscious lips
hips
flat tummy
sophistication
smart
flirty
what else?

Z4M4eva:
I don't really need to know the sex of the baby before birth...I'll prefer to know when I have the baby and not before.

you will need to know when u want to shop. my wife went thru hell not knowing what to buy. how i wish i knew i was going to v a girl, she saw so many lovely pinkly girl stuff but she had to settle for bland sexless clothes coz she didnt know what was coming out.

wait till u r sixteen then u can go for him. with r kelly in trouble with this kinda thing, who wouldnt be scared of minors?

zenith bank is ok.

mizkay:
Deji! are you doing some emmm wetin call? emm nairaland population age survey? Ha! Lif people make them age now. or do you want to concoct an age-defying errrr portion with the answers you will get from this thread? Infact, the way you dey ask am, you are probably struggling right now with a walking stick! HEHEHE

i discovered i was desperately old when someone gave me a walking stick at my last birthday

there is nothing wrong with being a naija web designer as long as u r good. at least we have indian coders, russian scientists, etc

icingbaby:
when i have a son i'm going to teach him not to lie to any girl or anyone, like ocho said you wouldn't understand.

icingsugar, so who taught u how to lie?

c0dec:
Brazil? beautiful women live in brazil. do u speak portuguese?

i need to check out that place mon!

chillin:
thatz one smart baby! she knew your plans!!

am going to show her pepper!

@blade55 take small marijuana or burukutu then u will v enuff confidence which is what u need.

badman, go back to skul

it is not Nigeria Wins Tunisia
it is Nigeria defeats Tunisia

(olodo rogbodo oju eja lo mo je!)

Most times, I feel do damned old. And when I say that am old, ppl say am young (despite the white hair on my head. I swear they r there). Some look at my pix and say nah you aint old (not knowing I took those pictures when napoleon was still emperor of france!).

So who is older than me on NL?

who is that old man/woman who should be taking care of his/her grandchildren but is farfing around on NL?

am missing my brother. he's gone to skul.... he's my sidekick

locia:
Is it right for your boyfriend or girlfriend to go to the club without you? I need your opinion because I'm sick and my boyfriend went to the club without me instead of staying with me at home. Also is it right for a girlfirend and a boyfriend to go a club separately.

babe, u r a nag. if u r sick, shouldnt he enjoin himself or u want him to be sick too.? and why can't he go to club alone? na wa for u sef

yeah, i think about it a lot. u know what i do. since the situation is so bad that i consider myself dying. then i say assuming am dead and without worry, what would i do to sort out the issue? then i go ahead and do it.

bro, if u kill urself, u will rot in hell!

i tried so much to know the sex of my baby but she was always turning her back when we did scans.

@yemmydavid if u r below the age of 30, uk no go give u shishi unless u wan go study or u sick or u don travel enter jand in the last 5 years or ur spouse don do that.

@viro, ur tribal attacks are uncalled for.

@goodguy your response is too strong and too local. viro is a young woman.

the truth is that the rich dudes in naija r selfish and dumb. a lot of them got their money from frauds and government contracts. the idea of value/wealth creation via vc activities is strange to them. they would rather finance someone going to the guber so there could be promises of money.

even despite cbn directive of banks saving 10% of the PBT for SME projects, how many have you seen?