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OBI is not the most powerful politician among the Three but things just aligned properly for him.
Ignoring the fact that He's the only Christian candidate at a time when there is heightened religious tension is a joke taken too far.
He has 85% of the Christian vote (both North and South) on lockdown while PDP, APC and NNPP are sharing Muslim votes.
He already has a strong voting base(SE/SS) even before the campaign starts while the APC candidate is not even sure of his own SW( I am from SW and I know what I am saying)

No matter how we try to hide it,OBi have already won this election unless Buhari decides to interfere by rigging.

Tinubu fuvked up sha. He would have remained the King maker instead of destroying his reputation with this emilokan mentality.
He has enough boys that are sellable: Fashola, Osibanjo etc. Why not grab power through them.
He's just too physically weak to clean up Buhari's mess(truth be told).


I be confirmed omoluabi but I can't help but vote OBi

This is to send a message to the British colonialists and the world.
Details later.....

Please I need advise from those that have done the program.
I need to enroll my woman ASAP. The school where She is working is putting pressure on her to show evidence of enrollment for the program.

Seun Mods
If this thread do not make it to frontpage to balance Peter Obi's thread, I will personally lead a campaign to expose the damages this forum is doing to our national unity.
FYI I don't support any of the candidates. I only want a better Nigeria.

Firstorderwizard:
Be there quoting percentage and speaking grammar on nairaland while your destiny is wasting every seconds in her temple.
I been tell you to quote me and give me your number yet you no wan hear.
I just feel like helping though but if you're not interested fine.
I guess some people will learn from this

Check your email

StPete:
Break down the full story. I’d like to know exactly how she resulted in the loss you mentioned.

I may not disclose the full details now cos it's a company secret for now which can't be disclosed until I'm officially out.

At my age I know when something is spiritually wrong.
I had a sexual encounter with this girl on a weekend (she spent Friday and Saturday night and left on Sunday) and on Monday I lost a 80% sealed deal worth 1.2million naira.
Infact the loss was very Serial almost on a daily basis. Within a month I have lost almost 70% of my
5 years savings.
I suspected and confronted her. She didn't deny but got hooked up with another older colleague who's been jealous of my achievements in the work.
The whole thing was like a movie, my KPI went down to 45% up from almost 95% in 6 months time till this last mistake that will lead to my sack.
It's a long story bro

fman:
She wan use you climb the ladder...
U r dealing wt a career woman, who is desperate to climb.
Maybe she wants to take over ur position in the office.
I pray u don't get sacked.
Office romance is dangerous.

I have already declared my sack. I'm only worried about my records cos my future employers will definitely seek for it.

Rosaline5000:
Seduce you keh, did she put a gun to your head to sleep with her, be a man and take responsibility of your actions/mistakes and pray your company comes out of this mess.
Stop blaming the girl, she might have broken your heart but shit happened but she isn't at fault for you fvcking up

How do you explain the fact that a no nonsense person like me who have turned down many ladies in my entire working career slept with an unknown office girl within 7days of her resumption and everything started crashing in my life immediately after. One week one trouble. I confronted her and she ran and joined forces with a rival colleague to antagonize me.
They were literally celebrating when I left office in annoyance.

fman:
Kill urself.
Make we read ya story
Here on nairaland.
Cos u deserve it...
SIMP.
U got involved with Delilah
Romantically and now see what you
Brought upon urself..
Not to talk of the loss of 20million.

Seriously, She seduced me with her demonic manipulations only to turn around and stab me in the back in the office.
While I was trying to come out of the hole I fell in. The worst happened. Now I believe demons exist in human body

Made a huge mistake that will cost my company over #20m to fix or risk shutting down.
I have already prepared my mind for the unavoidable sack letter that will follow tomorrow but my greatest regret is the unfortunate situation the struggling company found itself right now cos of my negligence.

I have been doing very well but I lost focus immediately they employed a "Delilah" that I got entangled with romantically.
My world is crushing down right now before my very eyes.

I want to refer a very experienced teacher but I need a range of the salary to avoid him wasting his time.
Is it above or below 60k?

DonBenny77:
Get a picker and pull out the strands of hair on the surface of that boil it helps. Then go to the chemist for antibiotics

Thanks bro. I will do it straight away

Tried bursting some neck pimples three days ago and found myself here.
Google search is not helping matters with all the graphic search results.
Please which medication do I use?

When you think you have seen it all, this country will prove you wrong. March sms debit alert for account opened in April with money in it locked up.

Dejoeee calm down

NaughtyBrainiac:
Bros, calm down na. Your blood too dey hot.

You don start to dey blame Ministry of Youth & Sports.
I know it can be very frustrating but you still need to chill. This money na your own already, you will soon be able to access it and channel it how you want.

Some people no even get this opportunity wey you get . Lol

Abeg chill small

I am only saying that the FMOYS should have vetted the banks disbursing for them to avoid this type of complaints.
Bro telling me to calm down is not the solution right now. I am about loosing a huge mobilization fee I paid to my supplier upon making orders immediately I saw the alert with hope that I will just withdraw and make payment immediately.
No where to borrow money now.

ProfGday:
If you've been able to withdrew your fund from npf,signify...


I was told by one of their official that the bank server have crashed....


I'm seriously getting scared
ooo

Seriously, I don't know why the Ministry of Youth and sports refused to vet the capacity of banks disbursing for them.
That bank is really frustrating the whole thing.
I suspect the fund is not with the bank presently. It has been invested by the top boss. The electronic alert is just audio money for those that understands how the banking system works.
I went to their branch today and got the same reply bad network excuse.
To me it sounds like "we don't have money right now to dispense"

ProfGday:
We have been patient until now,na small The original app had been replaced by non-functioning one.


For now just chill... Na 9ja tactics, to delay people from withdrawing all their money from that bank...

remain

I hope you will now agree with me that President Buhari is not the problem of this country. Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.
FG have provided the fund. The bank is contracted to disburse the fund (and they will be paid for their services) but as usual, the wickedness of black man is in his DNA. Somebody somewhere decides to frustrate the beneficiaries from accessing the fund by switching off all avenues for withdrawal (it's not a mere coincidence).
The bank have a working ussd code but it shutdown immediately this nyif fund was provided.
The mobile app disappeared overnight from the playstore and was replaced with a dummy app.
Counter withdrawal is now very difficult.
I personally travelled from Bayelsa to Portharcourt to open account (for a loan I will pay for) and I still have to go back to withdraw a fund in my account at this digital age.
Mind you, this money is for investment into businesses and is meant to be withdrawn but no, the bank's interest to retain the funds in their domain is more important.
Infact the problem of Nigeria is Nigerians.

Dammyofficial:
Money don enter o.

As money don enter, how I go take withdraw it for the purpose it's intended for
Ussd error
I can't even login to their app
No atm card.
Abeg I need help here

tottdekunle:
Hoping those who got acct number will get credited soon. As seen on FB.

Why can't we just do things right in this country?
Why the selected payment?
Can't they pay up once.
The funny thing is that some persons that received have not reportedly filled the loan acceptance form.
A typical Nigerian case of job seekers filling application form for MDA recruitment while some persons are busy collecting their appointment letter.

simongonner:
na bribe you pay like that . Not for opening the account

Which kind expensive joke be that. Ontop loan that I will still pay?
But the guy been steple the money to the form like they normally do during account opening.
This is not acceptable

I went to npf Mfb bank in Port Harcourt and opened account with 2k.
I was expecting that the 2k will be in the account.
I have been sent account number but the account is empty.
I hope it's not what I'm thinking

The powerful punchline got her thinking so much that She befriended the Pregnant Igbo wife.
Always asking indirect questions to find out about him.
Remember, the wife at this point is not aware that the husband is pursuing another meat.

Based on her findings
1. He performs his husband duties wonderfully well and controls his harem of women like a real man
2. He takes good care of himself. The white police uniform shines brilliantly , sharply ironed and always well tucked in with stockings.
3. He sets a very high standards in his house.
None of the wives will dare to thwart any of his orders
4. He speaks slowly but confidently

Lessons;
1. Women's herd mentality is as old as mankind. If a girl tells wonderful stories of your manliness in her group, other girls automatically likes you and develops interest infact you can fvck them all if you actually want.
2. Take good care of yourself as a man. Dress well, speak sparingly but confidently. Let your words carry this manly power.
3. Set your standards and don't lower it for any bitch. You will loosing opportunities of attracting other girls if you do.
Sometimes when you woo a girl, She may likely go behind your back to investigate you.

Pardon the grammatical errors, it's difficult typing with phone
More details

Sorry for the delay, calls came in

According to my granny, despite all the young virile suitors that keep disturbing her for marriage(She's a beautiful educated nurse and a virgin for that matter)
one thing struck her about my grandpa

1. He was so confident and full of himself. While others keep buying her things and being nice to her i.e playing around the gallery without telling her straight what they actually want. My grandpa was very direct and straight to the point.

Lesson number one: Be confident and go for what you want. My grandpa wasn't afraid of going for what he wants even when it's obvious he had a wife already.

2. My grandpa just met her and told her one word that struck her "I think you're beautiful enough to enjoy what other women are enjoying in my house".
She went home thinking of that single punchline "What other women are enjoying in my house"

Lesson 2: Always carry this mentality of You're the price. With this punchline, my grandpa subtly communicated to her that She's the one that actually needs him and not the other way round.
Lesson 2ii: Be unique, other simps was busy chasing around her while my grandpa just came into the picture and dropped a single punchline like a boss.
This got her thinking about him all day long

Let me also add that I was the person that arranged the lessons based on my red pill orientation. She only narrated the story to me.

More details later

First of all let me share how they met.
1. Foster Granny is a missionary trained nurse based in Sapele
2. Grandpa is a colonial police officer working with the colonial quarters in Warri
3. Grandpa's Pregnant Igbo wife was referred to a Sapele hospital for maternity check up.
4. Grandpa met the 18 years old young nurse and like a lion that found a prey, went into action immediately.
More details

I entered my ancient village yesterday night. As usual, I did some courtesy visitation this morning that led to my acquiring some ancient red pills that I want to share with us.

Family background
I am from an extended family and my father is the 14th child.
My grandpa married Four wives (1 Igbo my grandma, 2 Ijaws, and 1 Ughelli).

The Ughelli wife(84 yrs) is the youngest and only surviving among them (She's my foster grandma).
I actually visited her this morning. She was disappointed with me for not getting a girl pregnant at my age(wify things) and that led to the story that formed this thread.
Details later

I have this ex that invited me for her wedding around Dec.
While we were dating, we did a lot of crazy things ranging from three-some with her friend to fvking her during her grandpa's burial wake keep.
We did all this while growing up and the number of times we had sex is uncountable.
To cap it all, She's aborted without my approval.

Now she invited me to her wedding and insisted She will consider me an enemy if I don't show up but I feel too guilty to attend besides, I don't want old feelings to ignite.

Do you think my decision is right?




Note:
I created a new account to protect her marriage cos I'm a very popular nairalander