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divinehand2003:
Abi you wan go back to the stone age?

shut up if u dn't have anything reasonable to contribute.

Hw hs putting pen to paper developed dis country?

The educational system of speaking english.

jaymejate:
Who told you my Story?
That's about me na

really! Dats great.

More reason for lalasticlala to push the thread to front page.

Who brought education to nigeria sef?

Na wa oh.

Fvck u lalasticlala if u dn't move this thread to the front page.






Is lalasticlala as heartless as i.......shilove?

Now will tell.

Slimzjoe:
Help on what exactly?

u no get sense.

Better people, comment abeg.

"I'm 21, i've nvr asked a lady out, it scares me a lot. I'm still a virgin."


a friend told me dat and i was amazed. Really! Do we still av guys like dat?

I must confess he is the shy type, he hardly talks to ladies.

He needs help. ladies and guys, over to u.

Untainted007:
You feel like having a very hard cork touching you deep down while you keep asking for more

i was expecting perverts, u r welcome.

Rainess:
Men on this forum trash all ladies saying they're gold diggers and deceitful. Now you too? Just sad

r u nt a gold digger?

tell me what u think i feel like doing.

Alezy:
Lolz. ...wow

openly?? me?? liar?? Wow

did u read my reply? ?

fvck ur reply.

Send it @least i'm familiar with ur username now.

Alezy:
clears throat. ...I didn't read dis, trust me.


by the way, where av u been??

u liar.


Where is it?

jamex93:
because dem want to dey collect allaweeeeeee


but na d center of dem legs dey hear am


fire tinz

i disconcur.

Virgins like me will chop their money and they will nt even see the panties talkless of penetrating the cookie.

Lalasticlala, move the thread to front page and ban all the ladies indicting me on this thread.

U chase after rich guys cos of their money bt u will deceive them by saying "baby, i luv u" cn't u be truthful? Say smtin veracious like baby "baby, i luv ur money"

zaragal:
One of the info is leave DLI and do full time....anyways I knw DLI is very expensive...u ll buy hand outs u will get tired...it's expensive...and it's 5-6years for a (4yrs) cause...and it's not very easy because of work load

Do full time...ones u get in, soon u get out..have got a plan do u stay ard unilag and are u an admin aspirant??

yeah.

Omotayor123:
He's not looking bad at all.. Evolution my dear, You don't expect him to still look the same, Change is Konstant even to None living thing! Op, why exaggerating

the i.diot is crushing on him.

S.tupid girl. she will cum here and rant bt when she sees him performing at shws, she will be screaming "i luv u, come gv me a kiss"

in olamide's voice "awon smellos"

styless:
You can't possibly blame us; some applicants are bad at accepting rejections. So most times to save our skin, we keep quiet.

so u r an HR manager?

zaragal:
I see ur are bent on DLI....good luck ma'am.

i'm nt bent on DLI, I jez want adequate information before i apply.

[quote author=ibadanfinest post=39115507][/quote]i heard they write their exam once in a year, hw true is dat?

Do u have their past questions? Soft copy, send it to me via my mail.

Tell me abt DLI.

I intend purchasing the form bt sm1 badmouthed it, so it kinda discouraging me from buying the form.

I intend studying business administration.

Labodinho, ibadanfinest, gv me an insightful information abt DLI, department of business administration.

lalasticlala

Favoye2:
delectablegyal She z rilly pretty,i wish i cn...

fvck her

farano:
Even your boo get a boo

push the thread go front page na. Mk we see guys boo.

Let's see if ur boo is fit to contest for the miss world pageant.




Guys, if u r proud of ur boo, let the world behold her beauty.

The English dictionary defines phobia as an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something. Which means you have a high chance of having a panic attack when you come in contact with these things you have phobia for.
Some people have some weird phobias which could turn out to be serious and affect how they relate with others, their love lives in particular.
Amanda Chatel of YourTangolists a few of other fears could be preventing you from finding real love:

1.Philemaphobia - Fear Of Kissing:While for Valentine her philemaphobia seems to be really steeped in mouth germs, it’s not always the case. It’s also a fear of being subjected to bad breath, which, if you ask me, is totally reasonable.


2.Chiraptophobia- Fear Of Being Touched:If the thought of being hugged or being even remotely close to another human puts your head in a tailspin, then you may suffer from chiraptophobia. For some, the phobia is so intense that they can't even watch movies in which people touch each other, and they equate the touch of another as feeling like their skin is burning.


3.Mysophobia - Fear Of Germs:If your idea of affection is something out of the Howie Mandel book of human contact and only a fist bump will do, then you’re going to find it very difficult to get close to anyone and everyone, not just a potential partner. Unless you use latex gloves at all times, of course, and latex is a fetish for some, so that could actually work in your favor.


4.Genophobia - Fear Of Sex:Um, I really don't think we need to explain how this one is going to massively mess up your love life, so let's just move on, shall we?


5.Agoraphobia - Fear Of Leaving The House:Let's be honest, if you can't leave the house, how are you supposed to be meet anyone in the first place? Although agoraphobia is most commonly associated with the fear of leaving one's home, more specifically, it's a fear of crowds and being in situations that one can’t escape, like, oh I don't know… a first date maybe?


6.Omphalophobia - Fear Of Belly Buttons:If you're going to get Unclad, then you’re going to probably see a belly button or two. While you could cover up your own bellybutton with a Band-Aid, that still doesn’t get rid of the other bellybutton in the equation, so how are you going to explain that fear? If you can’t think of a witty response to that question, then I suggest you start courting Karolina Kurkova, because that beauty doesn't have a bellybutton.


7.Ithyphallophobia - Fear Of An Erect joystick


8.Metrophobia - Fear Of Poetry:Oh no! How else are you supposed to enjoy one of the greatest perks of someone being in love with you, if you can't stand poetry? The only thing better than regular ol’ poetry, is poetry written about YOU. *shutters*


9.Sarmassophobia- Fear Of pre-intimacy:No, this one isn't just reserved for high school boys who just can't wait to come, but an actual phobia for people of both genders. But, hey, if you meet someone who likes to get in and get out, and skips all the "ooh la la," in the beginning, then you're in luck. And, yes, there are many of them out there.


10.Anuptaphobia -Fear Of Marrying The Wrong Person:Ironically, anuptaphobia isn't just the fear of marrying the wrong person, but the fear of being single, which doesn't make any sense to me. Wouldn't you rather be single, than marry the wrong person?


11.Cibophobia -Fear Of Food:One of the best parts about dating is going out to eat! What do you usually do on a first date? Go out to dinner! Second date? More dinner! The day you get married? Eat a five course meal! Food and love go hand-in-hand, so if you fear food, it's pretty hard to move forward in a relationship. I mean, what else are you supposed to do when you're together? Talk or something?


12.Gamophobia - Fear Of Marriage:If there's a fear of being single, then of course there's a fear of marriage, and I'm pretty sure 95% of the men I've ever known have had this phobia. Or maybe they just had it when it came to marrying me? Food for thought there, Chatel.


13.Arrhenphobia - Fear Of Men:This one has got to totally suck, especially if you're a straight woman or gay man, but it's real. How the hell are you supposed to even get to the first date, if you're constantly in fear of men? Well, you can't. Along the same vein is Venustraphobia, a fear of beautiful women. If you suffer from this one, you can kiss your dreams of dating Angelina Jolie goodbye.


14.Philophobia- Fear Of Falling In Love:Probably the saddest one of all the phobias in the world is philophobia. Not only is it a fear of falling in love, but a fear of being in love, too. This phobia makes all the other phobias look like a piece of cake.


Source: http://pulse.ng/relationships/relationship-tips-14-phobias-that-can-destroy-your-love-life-id3944518.html


Cc: lalasticlala, I luv u.

Fayemi sabi english no be small. He was jes speaking like say na him create english.

Ishilove banned her, now, she is no more a mod.


A kind hearted moderator should please un-ban sandrannna.

How can u ban someone jez because she was joking with u?

Seun, pls un-ban sandrannna.

uchebest2006:
And who told you that they dn't practice wat they preach.I hv seen a lecturer,dowie poultry businex,infact,....We cn't allow white collar Job to be our only source of income!

What are they teaching? Is it not the same thing ur grandfather(pardon me) learnt in school that they are teaching you?

That's why you see some of them come to class without book, you will all say " that man is a guru, he is teaching without textbook" how will he not know it off hand? When he has been teaching that same course for over a decade.

He is inside ac 24/7, receiving robust salary. Impacting archaic knowledge on the student. Our educational system is faulty, it's unfortunate that there is ntn we can do about it. Sadly, this is how it will continue to be.


Won't u also wish to be lecturer?

Is that lecturer an enterpreneur himself?

They are just brainwashing u people so u won't come and occupy their position.


Who doesn't like a white collar job?


I've come to realize that all these lecturers are only good talkers, they don't practice what they preach.

Vinshu:
That is non of your business. And if you are asking to see if I had sex before marriage you are making a mistake as I'm married already.

B4 marriage, did u have sex?

Una go dey preach wetin una no fit practice.

Vinshu:
Of what benefit or value does that add to the marriage? It's only perverted men who desire this sex before marriage thing.

r u a virgin?