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nope!!!!!!!!!! |
Bluetooth:@poster i didn't see anyting bad in dat as far u know what u are doing a positive thing is going to come out of it if u go with it smartly ![]() |
u should have call her to pack the plate instead of taking it to the kitchen, well sorry she might have not mean it the way u take it. some girls are like dat, they don't know maybe is wrong or not |
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 Million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." |
There were four men in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room whose wives were in labor. The nurse came out and announced to the first father, "Congratulations, you have twins!" "What a coincidence," said the father. "I work for the Minneapolis Twins baseball team!" A little while later, the nurse came out and told the second father, "You are the father of triplets." "Wow," replied the second father. "I work for 3M Corporation!" The nurse came out again and said to the third father, "Your wife had quadruplets!" "WOW! What a coincidence!" said the third father. "I work for Four Seasons Hotels." At this point, the fourth father fainted and dropped to the floor. When he came to, everyone asked him what caused him to lose consciousness. He replied, "I work for Seven-Up company |
HI Forum How can a guy ask his girlfriend, "is it compulsory I should be calling you everyday?" This happened to a friend of mine who is in love with a guy but there is a distance between them so anytime she call the guy he asking him why didn't you call me all this while. He'd answer and say he is very busy. He is always busy, so there is this very day that she call the guy again and as they were discussing on phone the girl was complaining that the guy did not normally call her, the answer she receive from him was that "is it compulsory I call you everyday?" Does the guy care for her at all or what do you think, forum? ![]() |
pls don't run you have to be very patient, cos i have experience such situation before but now am enjoying. Talk to him and know what he is up to before u run or u should pray for him and am sure God is going to help ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Am inviting all Nairaland forum to come and receive your blessing through the Man of God Pastor E. A. ADEBOYE at Redemption Camp, the programme is going now and its going last till Friday. COME AND MOVE TO YOUR NEXT LEVEL IN THE COMING YEAR COME ONE! COME ALL!!! |
i will not advise u to leave ur matrimonial home for another woman to come in pls for GOD sake be patience and have faith in God, do pray for him he is going to change byy God grace |
Big applaused!!! it really nice ![]() |
HOO!!! WHAT A PITY MAY HIS SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AMEN. |
hello girl as many as u can, since u can keep them u don't have any problem keep it up |
hello guy, if u know u love her u can continue, and if u can't stay then send her away |
U have to take it easy girl cos friends of nowadays are fake so don't give up, God will provide someone better than him ok. They are fools |
maybe ur boyfriend has find somebody else dat more beautiful than u dat is why he told u dat u are old but just try and get to him dat why does he have to say such words to you as far dat dis is not the first time he has been seeing u ![]() Good LUCK SHA ![]() |
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