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Annunaki:
Mohamed ought to know na, after all satan is his master.

Tell me more.........

nairalife2013:
Fear dong catch me o! Or in one of my maids' voice, fear have catch me upon this story o!
I cant spank my kids! I have tried but the little I do they weep all day and make thier little faces in unpleasant styles that attracts much pity from me so I stopped altogether. But my wife does. But thatz not enough, I suppose. Oh God help me! Oh my lovely kids! And they look So much like thier Mother and much like her! Thatz d worst undoing. They can cry!

You seem to love your wife so much. She is such a lucky woman. Howmany kids do you have if you dont mind me asking. From time to time I do spank mine but you are right about feeling a bit bad afterwards but one must kèep pressing on.

scully95:
That is another massive propaganda against the religion of the land. The religion of Ifa my destiny. No Orisa in Yo'ooba land uses human blood for Sacrifice. None of the 402 Orisas (Plus Ooni of Ife making 403) has used human blood for sacrifice. You have probably watched too much of those rickety Noollywood films and many of you don't even know the difference between a fiction and non fiction. You just watch and they also know how to use that medium to continue distort realities behind our rich cultural tradition ok. Massive disinformation almost like a religious war via information battle field. See example here...
https://www.nairaland.com/2471001/african-accepts-foreign-religion-christianity

I repeat again and again.. Starting from the days of Obatala, oba tata oba tagun tagun, no one was burried with him never in Yo'ooba land so stop running your mouth like I said and re-investigate the facts.

May ifa show you the way!
Ase

Ok. I don off my tap mouth. I go investigate(even though I have no where to investigate it) you said they dont I have heard you.
I am more interested in Yemoja do you know anything about yemoja deity?

The juju will fight for its self

Which way Nigeria?

akinloluwao:
What about how to put an egg in a bottle

Recieve it.....
http://www.planet-science.com/categories/experiments/magic-tricks/2010/12/can-you-get-an-egg-into-a-milk-bottle.aspx


http://m.wikihow.com/Get-an-Egg-Into-a-Bottle

.........continue!

mikolo80:
Hey, I did not make the rules

I hear you again

scully95:
That is simply because you do not know the tradition in Yoobaland. Naturally when oba like ooni of ife passes on, it's usually kept secret until the chiefs come out to officially Announce the date of burial. You should learn about your traditional culture before running your mouth.

Stop using borrowed identity.

And burrying someone with a d3ad king is not part of yoruba culture? If they can stick to culture about anouncing his burrial why do you think they wont keep the culture if burying him with one or two people?

Anyhow sha, I don hear you now you can ignore me.

kakinews:
You are very wrong, you can't put the cross in that bottle . na strong men dey fit do the invoking

I can put 3 cross3s in that bottle. Go visit youtube and learn the trick for free and use the knowledge to chop magas.

No go too far recieve it.......
http://www.folkartinbottles.com/workshop/scaled-plans-and-drawings/63-plans-for-a-cross-in-a-bottle


Continue

That cross was placed in that bottle with skill. Anyone can do it.
Na wash wash jor. Alfa must chop mugus.

Na so dem talk say him never die and all stories about his death were fabricated lies. Now dem want us to believe say No abobaku fa? As if we nor know say heads go roll for this mans funeral. Inshort those who dobt believe that heads will follow this man are the obes who have put western cukture before yoruba tradition

If you have been caught or suspected of cheating dont try it. You s3f reason it na. That will mean bye bye to your spous3. Cos a dog cant go around, bring shit in its mouth and expect its owner to hug and pet it na. If na you wahala go happen.
If you have been considered a faithf spouse and can give good explanation for the HIV in ya blood then......Continue.

I like how iyanga dey sleep je je and trouble want carry him two left legs go wake am

mikolo80:
same way y'all can't reject free spending maga

I hear you

Very true ask thise babies killed and/ abused by their parents or other members of their birth family they will tell you same

Why remove LGs? And after they increase the salaries will they be able to keep up with it?

Oluwajideloll:
Myb u don dy cr***z.. U jst dnt it yet..

I don hear you.

So sad. I don tire for all this bad news o. Me I dont even know the reason for creation in the first place.

Ayiri Emani I dey look for you since o.
Anyhiw sha, thank you for helping a brother. Now when will it be my turn?

None is true. Mans hard work and readiness to learn and seize opportunity with luck gives all

Scren capture them. Use a screen capture app like munch or depending on yout phone press required bottons and capture your screen

Wow. Good thing he is better now.

ZACHIE:
Where are the grammar alert ones?
Did anyone pick what I picked?

Share what you pick reach me make I know too bros

BrainnewsNg:
Really?

No! Not really its unreal

strongerthaneva:
me dey wait like hell so come on bro..

Ok......take this chair sidown for here and wait.. nor vex for the delay, i dey come now now. But I for prefere if you wait likr heaven sha. We go need AC when I come.

strongerthaneva:
we dey wait u make u throw am now cos as u throw we too dey ready for u bro..

Okay sir. Wait for me I dey come....

sweetgala:
Amen

And 20 more amen. And may he treat you as you have wished the girl too since we are in the season of well wishing

Fabrepass:
shut up. Allah and Jesus are terrorists. lf they can truly protect people why do they allow the attacks in the first place?? Hope you know that thousands have lost their lives already?

l wish the affected babies speed recovery.

To hell with Jesus and allah.

Exacyly my thought. Naim make I say if I talk wetin dey my mind people go think say na craze. Thunder fire who claims god is in control or he knows best. Imagine this poor child? Wetin be her crime wey gid sidon look soteeyy this kain wahala befall her?

staymore:
U fit add ur papa own join and hold all of them

I add my papa own and ya papa own join. I even add your grand pa own join. When you want free their craze let me know.

sweetgala:
What kind of stupid idea could be in your mind other than an innocent child, and victims of violence receiving the help which would allow her to fit back into society and live an healthy life, with restored physical confidence, should not be entitled to such aid because she is from the north and our "oyel" money would pay for it.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks, you don't need to write what you think , God has seen your heart and his judgement is assured.

Amen. May he judge me as I have wished for the little girl in the first place.