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|. Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 9:30am On Aug 14, 2015|
From Muhammad we now know
-Satan is a male
-Satan eats and drinks using his left hand
[Sahih Muslim: Volume 3, Book 23, Number 5007]
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by wolesmile(m): 9:32am On Aug 14, 2015|
FTC................. Big deal!!!
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 9:36am On Aug 14, 2015|
Truthman2012 a.k.a Basillico, so, what's your point exactly?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Lattop(m): 9:38am On Aug 14, 2015|
SolaLlahu Alae wasalam
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|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Swaggzkid: 9:38am On Aug 14, 2015|
What are you saying ni? You mean to tell me that those lefties wey dey chop with left hand them be satan too
Oya come elaborate your topic ooo
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by bunmioguns(m): 9:45am On Aug 14, 2015|
Oya MI lenu oo
Because am also a LEFTIE
AND AM PROUD OF IT
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Annunaki(m): 9:57am On Aug 14, 2015|
Mohamed ought to know na, after all satan is his master.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by delishpot: 10:10am On Aug 14, 2015|
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Swaggzkid: 10:11am On Aug 14, 2015|
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by onetrack(m): 10:23am On Aug 14, 2015|
I'm liking Satan more and more each day! Lefthanders unite!
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 10:39am On Aug 14, 2015|
We can all agree that Muhammad is wrong about Satan.
What else was he wrong about?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 10:46am On Aug 14, 2015|
basilico:agreed, muhammad said satan eats and drinks with his lefthand, now whats your point?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 10:52am On Aug 14, 2015|
Swaggzkid:you should be ashamed of yourself saying that you eat with your lefthand, you are a lefty quite alright but that doesnt mean you cant learn how to eat with your right hand , let me ask you, what hand do you use in holding tissue paper when cleaning your anus after u deficate?(i use water, i used tissue for you coz most christians use tissue paper), it is your left hand, why the hell will you use that same hand to eat? thats unhygienic!
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Anas09: 11:13am On Aug 14, 2015|
Hahahahahahahahaha. This my ears hear strange thinx everyday. So satan eats? Is he human? Ok what's his diet?
Omg. Funny religion, and lexiconkabir believes it.
Mohammed says don't eat Pork because it has tape worm. Shd eating or not eating Pork be a religious law or a choice base on the side effects? Why is it a law in Islam? Now satan is lefthanded.
Wen angel jibril communed with him did he offer him food and watched him eat with his left hand? because that's the closest mohammed got to seeing satan.
Funny thing is, half of the world believes these mad man.
Just compare the teachings of Jesus Christ and that of mohammed, mohammed will be a child.
Lefthanded satan indeed. Am sure if one does a research on this, one will fine this as a superstitous believe in the pagan religion of the kaaba.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 11:36am On Aug 14, 2015|
You got my point.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 12:45pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Truthman2012 basilico you have come again ba?! Before I count 3,close this thread.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by parisbookaddict(f): 12:47pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Rilwayne001 as a muslim anD devout mohammedian, does SAtan eat with his left. Was Mohammed right? Who told him??
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by parisbookaddict(f): 12:54pm On Aug 14, 2015|
After rubbing ur butt with that hand you go and shake people. This is why diseases like cholera, typhoid etc break out often in muslim dominated parts of the north.
Do u squat to pee as well, muslim men do this often, is it part of mohammeds sunna.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 1:08pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Who put your mouth now Amebo? !
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|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 1:09pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Here is a reply from a brother: [b] As usual there is always hidden intention to bring up such issue but nevertheless, in when we tend to look in the context of the use of Satan in the practice of the prophet, otherwise known as Sunnah in Islam, which is not compulsory but encouraged, we have to be very objective in reasoning in the sense of applying the message with sense.
Satan is not known to eat, rather the word Satan sometimes are used to describe "evil", "bad", "something not appropriate","wrong doings" etc, and hence a very good sunnah of relation would be the practice of the prophet which he encourages the cutting of the nails, in which he says Satan resides under the nails.
Now in regards to the practice, using the word Satan here does not necessarily mean Satan as the "Evil Identity", rather it is used to describe the type of people that are not clean, because in Islam Cleanliness is half of faith. So the associative property of that person who is unclean is that Satan used in the concept.
If someone says someone is the child of Satan, does it mean that Satan is actually the biological father of that person? No it does not mean so, rather it is the particular character of that person that has relativitity to how that collection of people cohibiting that particular behavior are associated with an unacceptable wrong doing which indicates the so called property of Satan but not necessarily Satan himself or herself. [/b]
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|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Rilwayne001: 1:10pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Demmzy15:Don't mind the olodo-bookaddict.
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|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 1:37pm On Aug 14, 2015|
parisbookaddict:the part of disease outbreak in the north and all the rubbish you typed are nonsense. talking about squating when urinating, well ignorance is your problem, different unislamic doctors also buy that idea, dr achyutananda explains that urinating while standing leads to backache, quick loss of vital energy, fatigue, loss of energy of the senses, dr shiva also an ayurvedic doctor explains that from the health point of view, male and female bodies are made in a way that in squatting posture all urine effortlessly comes out. health wise it is adviceable to squat and pee, ignorant lots! cool huh?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by mustymatic(m): 1:50pm On Aug 14, 2015|
parisbookaddict:Oh dear! you just goofed, Muslims do not rub with the right hand, but left, and do not shake with the left,..so that should be amongst the christian dominated parts, since there is no ruling regarding it.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Annunaki(m): 1:58pm On Aug 14, 2015|
And the more annoying thing is that they don't use soap when they wash their hands after using the loo. Washing with ordinary water without soap is extremely dirty and unhygienic. Dirty pigs
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 1:58pm On Aug 14, 2015|
true2god:Like I always say- you have no manners, rude, vulgar and also an empty barrel. A Brother presented an irrefutable answer, instead of you to read you then abuse my God and Prophet.
When I was in primary school, we were fond of read biblical stories for children which had pictures. It was very fun and interesting because it had nice pictures which would help you reflect back to the events. I could remember an incident in which when we got to a story in Genesis 6, everyone was laughing because that story book said "Angels had sex with women on earth and they gave birth to giants", we were like "wooow", so angels had sex(!?) I didn't confirm that blasphemy until now when truthman2012=Falseman2012=Lie-lieman2012=basilico created this nonsense thread.
This story is found in Torah:
"There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God(Angels) came in unto the daughters of men, and they bore children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown." Genesis 6:4
Now some Christians might want to play smart by bringing a useless and non-contextual meanings, well I'm prepared for that. The phrase "sons of God" which is "בְּנֵי הָֽאֱלֹהִים"(Bene elohim) in Hebrew is used twice in the Book of Job to refer explicitly to "Angels".
"Now there was a day when the sons of God(Bene elohim) came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them." Job 1:6
"Again there was a day when the sons of God(Bene elohim) came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the Lord." Job 2:1
Now from this verses we can conclude that angels of God according to the Bible came down and had sex with daughters of Men to the extent they gave birth to giants. Some Christians here might be born again, so permit me to explain this sex:
sex·u·al intercourse (sĕk′sho͞o-əl)
Noun 1. sexual intercourse - the act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and [size=15pt]excited[/size] until orgasm and ejaculation occurs.
So according to the Bible, the underlined is what supposed angels of God did. They ejaculated into a human female to give birth to giants. This is to say the angels had "pe°nis" in which they use to unirate or piss(OREMUSSANCTUS/OZAOEKPE), have sex, etc. Yet some hypocritical takkiyah Christians come and complain that the Prophet Muhammad(sallallaahu alayhi wasallam) downgraded Satan?
So let's say for the sake of an argument that indeed Satan eats(a brother has explained above), what's wrong with that? Shebi the angels of the bible had penis in which they procreate with female humans!
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by basilico: 3:33pm On Aug 14, 2015|
If only Muslims could for a moment think that Muhammad could have been making up many things if not all.
This topic is clearly one in which Muhammad got it totally wrong and hence a fabrication.
"What else did my dear beloved prophet fabricate? ". That's the question a Muslim should ask himself before trying to justify eating while using only the right hand.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2015|
basilico:basilico a.k.a truthman2012 keep fooling and deluding yourself.
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Demmzy15(m): 5:26pm On Aug 14, 2015|
basilico:Old man what can you say about Rilwayn001's post?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Swaggzkid: 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Your talking crappy crap! Gerrarahere! Jorh, I can't discuss religious issue with an opposition. F you!
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|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by Nobody: 6:48pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Swaggzkid:well said, unhygienic fool!
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by dolphinheart(m): 7:13pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Just now, I read ur post to an Islamic cleric, he said you are totally wrong , that Satan does eat, cus Satan is not an angel but a jinn. He said they (jinns) eat, sleep with women and drink! And because Satan is evil and they way he does things is evil , believers should not do things the way Satan does. And Satan eats with his left hand .
Ur statement now brings about other questions, what does ur religion now say about someone who cannot use his right hand to eat? Maybe due to paralysis ?
What does ur religion say about using both hands? Like eating a large burger with both left and right hands?
|Re: . Muslims: Satan EATS Food With His Left Hand by true2god: 7:16pm On Aug 14, 2015|
Anyone that takes mohammed serios is, himself, not a serios or normal person. How can mohammed say he saw satan eating with a left hand? Have mohammed seen satan before? Does satan get hungry? Does he eat? The next question is, does satan use the rest-room or toilet?
Like I have said before, mohammad is really a mad man for cooking up lies and superstititions for muslims to be 'digesting' into their brain. Anyone that accept mohammed as a normal person should go for a psychological examinations. I have not also forgotten that mohammed told muslims to enter the bathroon with right foot first and must wash their nose when the woke up cos satan would have poo there over the night.
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