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OChimex:
I have been wondering how these cultists know the members of other rival gangs?

They gather info about who they are interested in. They mark them and study. They snoop around. Sometimes there are withnesses or some leaked info about a rival gang.

MuttleyLaff:
God is Good. We thank Abba for His high level of Goodness, Faithfulness, Kindness, Fondness, Highness, Lovingness, Greatness, Steadfastness in the face of adversity

Psalm 91:3-16

Out of habit, our deep freezer, always before now, is regularly stocked up with all sorts that could last one at least a month with such as cartons of Bell peppers, in red then packet red, green & yellow, carton of Scotch bonnet/habaneros, nylon chunks of peeled and sliced up pieces of yam, nylon bags of assorted meat, together mixed up as shaki, abodi, leg of beef, cow tongue, ox-tail, chicken & goat meat, different brands of ice cream, ice lollies, french fries, okra, loaves of Agege bread, pizza, etcetera. We just top up without waiting for any to be used up. Besides, almost everything is still available, just gone up a bit here and there in prices. The only thing I dont see on shelves now is packets of spaghetti and/or pasta

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God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt

My brother, you are good to go. I hope it will pass soon where you are. Me and my family are well stocked but we were too slow to gather meat and or fish. Now we making do with sussages and eggs �.
All in all, we shall overcome.

God is offering diamond, but some rather are busy digging for and/or picking up pennies/dirt

My brother, I pray that God gives us wisdom.

I have the remedy for sale o.

elated177:
Google can answer, right?

For the purpose of the discourse, why not bring the explanation here.

https://www.weatherwizkids.com/weather-lightning.htm



Lightning

What is lightning?
Lightning is a bright flash of electricity produced by a thunderstorm. All thunderstorms produce lightning and are very dangerous. If you hear the sound of thunder, then you are in danger from lightning. Lightning kills and injures more people each year than hurricanes or tornadoes; between 75 to 100 people.
Lightning

What causes lightning?
Lightning is an electric current. Within a thundercloud way up in the sky, many small bits of ice (frozen raindrops) bump into each other as they move around in the air. All of those collisions create an electric charge. After a while, the whole cloud fills up with electrical charges. The positive charges or protons form at the top of the cloud and the negative charges or electrons form at the bottom of the cloud. Since opposites attract, that causes a positive charge to build up on the ground beneath the cloud. The grounds electrical charge concentrates around anything that sticks up, such as mountains, people, or single trees. The charge coming up from these points eventually connects with a charge reaching down from the clouds and - zap - lightning strikes!
How Lightning Forms

Have you ever rubbed your feet across carpet and then touched a metal door handle? If so, then you know that you can get shocked! Lightning works in the same way.
Static Electricity

Click Here to see where lightning is currently striking across the U.S.

How hot is lightning?
Lightning is approximately 54,000 degrees Fahrenheit. That is six times hotter than the surface of the sun!

What color is lightning?
Lightning seems to be clear or a white-yellow color, but it really depends on the background.
Lightning
What causes thunder?
Thunder is caused by lightning. When a lightning bolt travels from the cloud to the ground it actually opens up a little hole in the air, called a channel. Once then light is gone the air collapses back in and creates a sound wave that we hear as thunder. The reason we see lightning before we hear thunder is because light travels faster than sound!

How do you know if lightning is nearby?
If you see dark clouds, then lightning could be present, but the best thing you can do is to listen for thunder. If you hear thunder, then you need to go indoors or get in a car. Don't be outside, where lightning could strike! If your hair stands on end or your skin starts to tingle, lightning maybe about to strike. Get down on your hands and knees and keep your head tucked in. Do not lay flat, because it can give lightning a better chance of strike you.
Lightning

How far away can you see lightning and hear thunder?
Within those distant thunderstorms, the lightning bolts can be seen as much as 100 miles from us, depending on the height of the bolt, the clarity of the air, and our elevation. Thunder, in comparison, has a much shorter range of detection - usually less than 15 miles in a quiet rural setting and under 5 miles in a noisy city environment.

Why are you less likely to see static electricity in the summer?
In the summer, our dew points are much higher due to warm and humid air coming from the Gulf of Mexico and that is why we have humid weather. In the winter, our dew points are much lower due to cold and direr air coming from Canada. The lower the dew point the better it is to create static electricity, so that's why you see it more in the winter.

What is cloud-to-ground lightning?
All lightning is dangerous, but cloud-to-ground lightning is the most dangerous type of lightning. Most cloud-to-ground lightning strikes come from the negatively charged bottom of the cloud traveling to the positively charged ground below.


Cloud-to-ground lightning bolts strike the tall objects, like trees and buildings. These lightning strikes can cause fire and property damage. If you're the tallest object, then lighting can strike you. Lightning is the second weather related killed.

What is intracloud lightning?
Intracloud lightning is the most common type of lightning. This occurs when there are both positive and negative charges within the same cloud. Usually, the process takes place within the cloud and looks like a bright flash of light which flickers.

What is intercloud lightning?
Intercloud lightning is less common. It's when a lightning strike occurs when there are positive and negative charges within different clouds and the strike travels in the air between them.

What is forked lightning?
Forked lighting appears as jagged lines of light. They can have several branches. Forked lightning can be seen shooting from the clouds to the ground, from one cloud to another cloud, or from a cloud out into the air. This lightning can strike up to 10 miles away from a thunderstorm.
Lightning

What is sheet lightning?
Sheet lightning appears as flashes of light that seem to light up or illuminate entire clouds.

What is heat lightning?
Heat lightning is a term used to describe lightning flashes that are too far away from you to hear the thunder. The reason that it is called heat lightning is that it appears most often on a hot summer day when the sky is clear overhead.

What is high-altitude lightning?
High-altitude lightning has been given other names such as "red sprites," "green elves," and "blue jets." This form of lightning appears as brightly colored flashes, high above thunderstorms. You can't see these types of lightning from the ground.

What is ribbon lightning?
Ribbon lightning is when a bolt of lightning separates due to wind and appears as parallel lightning streaks.

What is chain or bead lightning?
Chain or bead lightning is when a lightning bolt is broken into dotted lines while fading.

What is ball lightning?
Ball lightning is a rare form of lightning. It usually appears as a reddish, luminous ball, but can come in any color. Ball lightning is usually spherical in shape and about one foot in diameter. Hissing noises originate from such balls and they sometimes make a loud noise when they explode.
Ball Lightning

What is St. Elmo's Fire?
St. Elmo's Fire appears as a blue or greenish glow above pointed objects on the ground. It is created when tiny positively charged sparks reach up in response to negatively charges in the air or clouds above the ground. If a thunderstorm is nearby, St. Elmo's Fire might be seen right before a lightning strike.

What is anvil lightning?
Anvil lightning is a type of lightning referred to as "the bolt from the blue" because it often appears suddenly from a seemingly cloudless sky. A bolt at the top of a thunderstorm arcs away from the main cloud and strikes the ground where the skies above often appear clear.

Can you tell how far away a storm is?
Yes, you can use thunder to tell how far away a storm is. Next time you see a storm, count the number of seconds between when you see the lightning and hear the thunder. Take the number of seconds and divide by 5 and that will tell you how far away the storm is in miles. For example: If you counted 10 seconds between the lightning and the thunder, the lightning is 2 miles away!
Counting How Far A Storms Is

Lightning StrikeKnow the LingoLightning Strike
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH - A severe thunderstorm (damaging winds of 58 miles per hour or more, or 1" hail in diameter or greater) is likely to develop in your area.

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING - A severe thunderstorm (damaging winds of 58 miles per hour or more, or hail three-fourths of an inch in diameter or greater) is taking place in your area.

PROTONS - They are particles with a positive charge.

ELECTRONS - They are particles with a negative charge.

STATIC ELECTRICITY - It is a form of electricity that is created when an object has too many electrons, giving it a negative charge.

LEADERS - A channel of charged air created by excess electrons in a thunderstorm cloud. A leader reaches from the cloud to the ground below, looking for positive charges.

RETURN STROKE - It's an electrical charge that travels from the ground to a thundercloud. This return stroke releases tremendous energy, bright light and thunder.

STREAMERS - A channel of charged air created by protons on the ground. They are created when leaders are created and reach from the ground to the sky looking for a leader to connect with.

Lightning StrikeKnow the FactsLightning Strike
DotA lightning flash is no more than one inch wide.

DotWhat we see as a flash of lightning may actually be four different strokes in exactly the same place, one right after another. That's why lightning appears to flicker.

Click Here to see if there are any active warnings in your area.

Lightning StrikeLightning Safety TipsLightning Strike
IF YOU’RE OUTDOORS: Keep an eye at the sky. Look for darkening skies, flashes of lightning, or increasing winds. Lightning often proceeds rain, so don’t wait for the rain to begin. If you hear the sound of thunder, go to a safe place immediately. The best place to go is a sturdy building or a car, but make sure the windows in the car are shut. Avoid sheds, picnic areas, baseball dugouts and bleachers. If there is no shelter around you, stay away from trees. Crouch down in the open area, keeping twice as far away from a tree as far as it is tall. Put your feet together and place your hands over your ears to minimize hearing damage from thunder. If you’re with a group of people stay about 15 feet from each other. Stay out of water, because it’s a great conductor of electricity. Swimming, wading, snorkeling and scuba diving are not safe. Also, don’t stand in puddles and avoid metal. Stay away from clotheslines, fences, and drop your backpacks because they often have metal on them. If you’re playing an outdoor activity, wait at least 30 minutes after the last observed lightning strike or thunder.
IF YOU’RE INDOORS: Avoid water. It’s a great conductor of electricity, so do not take a shower, wash your hands, wash dishes or do laundry. Do not use a corded telephone. Lightning may strike exterior phone lines. Do not use electric equipment like computers and appliances during a storm. Stay away from windows and doors and stay off porches.

IF SOMEONE IS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING: Call for help. Call 9-1-1 or send for help immediately. The injured person does not carry an electrical charge, so it is okay to touch them.

Lightning StrikeLightning ActivitiesLightning Strike
Lightning Experiment: Here is a great experiment that allows kids to make lightning in their mouth. It's a great way for them to understand how lightning works.

Lightning Experiment: Here is a great experiment that allows the kids to make lightning. All you need is a balloon and a light bulb!

Lightning Experiment: Here is another great experiment that allows the kids to make lightning. This teaches kids about the positive and negative charges and where they come from.

Static Electricity Experiment: Here is an experiment that allows the kids to learn about static electricity by sticking a balloon to a wall. This teaches kids about the positive and negative charges and where they come from.

Static Electricity Experiment: Here is another static electricity experiment that bends water. This teaches kids about the positive and negative charges and where they come from.

Static Electricity Experiment: Here is yet another static electricity experiment with using a balloon and your hair. This teaches kids about the positive and negative charges and where they come from.

Thunder Experiment: This experiment allows kids to make thunder, in a way that allows them to understand how it is made by lightning.

Thunderstorm Experiment: Here is a great way to teach kids how to track a thunderstorm.

Thunderstorm Experiment: Here is a great experiment that shows kids how our weather works. It teaches them how thunderstorms are formed!

Science Fair Project Ideas: Here is a complete list of science fair project ideas. Discover the science behind the weather that impacts us every day

Safe journey o

elated177:
I have a few questions which I want ask you guys. Nothing difficult, just normal, regular questions. I have no doubt that you, those who are show up, will tackle them swiftly and appropriately.


Let me start with this:


How did thunder and lightning come into existence?

Simple google can answer that na. Not an atheist but some things can be explained.

Kayceenaz:
I understand, bro. But let this anger not push us to become a shadow of ourselves by apportioning death wishes indiscriminately.

We haf heard o.

MuttleyLaff:
Drop a diamond while picking up pennies

Muttley!! How are you man? I hope you are well stocked up this Corona season? Abeg, na who drop diamond and who is picking up the pennies?

MuttleyLaff:
After breadcrumbs, instead of the Bread of Life (i.e. John 6:35) tsk, tsk, tsk.

You gorrit!!!

Great, I guess he was commi g out to address the nation. Its all good we are waiting for that video too.

MuttleyLaff:
You can be like Jonah, just dont go beyond your remit. Of course, you can do tough love, and dont suffer ignoranuses gladly, all that is/are allowed, lol. Just be careful whatever you decide to do, doesnt cost you setting foot on Canaan, and only to be seeing it from afar, or doesnt cost you ending up in the belly of a whale, so that your brain can be slapped back reset to holy default settings, lol

A prophet is not without honor except in his hometown and among his own relatives and in his own household, in here on NL, lol

Seek ye first the kingdom of God And His righteousness; And all these things, rich, healed, successful etc shall be added unto you, lol

Problem was they did honour my skill but I would have preferred them to reflect on God more.

MuttleyLaff:
They must be the five virgins then. Nothing wrong in sleep, everybody needs Sabbath now and then else you just drop dead from doing flat out, body nobi wood, but just at least make sure there's oil in your lamp, if you're to fall asleep

Moses was just trying to be modest. Moses was like, nah, meanwhile o fe she, meaning he really deep down wasnt interested, lol. If he wasnt, he wouldnt have stopped, turned around and walk over to investigate a bush on fire, but not consumed or burning off, lol

We all know what ate bro Jonah's goat. Let to bro Jonah, God shouldnt be merciful with Nineveh, so when God did, bro Jonah wasnt a happy bunny, then got afterwards stroppy, doing AWOL, on top of behaving like a spoilt brat. Sorry bro Jonah for the frankness, lol

Fire purifies, clears out dross, lol

Its as easy as A, B, C called by God

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He who pays the piper, calls the tune nah.
No bad belle in all that nah

"Ẹri wọn lẹhin Jesu, no mean say dem be disciples" loosely translated means "Not necessarily everyone you see following behind Jesus, is a disciple"

You dont know what you are missing. God's calling comes with loadsa unimaginable perks, lol. Ask Enoch, ask father Abraham God's friend, ask prophet Elijah separated from prophet Elisha by a chariot of fire with horses of fire, ask prophet Moses and ask him how he got being a very humble man, more so than any man on the face of the earth, lol, the list who to ask, is that long, I can go on forever

He bankrolls, equips and commissions you, when God calls you for a mission.

LoL naim na. Bro Jonah no want God to mercy for wicked people hence I said God's justice is overwhelming to human sensibilities . Make I no lie, I be like Jonah at this moment.
I know God bankrolls. People of this world can be frustrating too. They don't want God, they only want what God can give to them. I know cos I used to do some let's say "prophetic" stuff here on NL and majority don't want to hear serve God and watch him do his will in your life. They wanted to hear when God will make them rich, healed, successful etc. They want those things but don't want God. Its hard and frustrating. God help us.

chegbe1104:
Just as you have said, don't you also think if it's bomb, we should see the detonated bomb and others? You people just say and write whatever pleases you without looking at the perspective of the government and other people. If needed Nigeria should burn down today, who knows who will be saved? Don't pray for evil on your nation.

I don't want naija to burn down hence I want the gov to know exactly what he is saying. A vehicle with such large explosives detonated will not be swallowed. It will blowout into pieces. I do not know the truth yet but I know false info when I hear it. I hate war. Nothing would please me more when it comes to countries arou d the world than to see a prosperous and peaceful Nigeria. I an naija no 1 fan. I would even prefer us to remain 1 if we can live in peace and fairness with ourselves. I love the various groups we have in naija.

Powersurge:
I am just wondering how explosive that divided road into two and destroyed buildings will not lead to the death if all the so called people that were trying to stop the explosion.

Thye left it and drove out of Akure.

Jokes aside, I think they abandoned it and ran a safe distance for their lives. But, unless they left the radius of damage completely we should be able to see some damage done to them or their vehicles.

Throwback:
Then what exactly are you saying if you do not believe the Governor's official narrative and argue as to the absence of surface wreckages/debris of the explosion source?

I have no part to answer as I do not challenge the information provided so far.

I patiently await an excavation to see if indeed something now buried is unearthed that gives information on the identity of those conveying the said explosives and what type.

I am saying its impossible for the vehicle to be swallowed by the ground so neatly. The crater can not be so large to swallow a car and cleanup its surface afterwards so nicely. The car exploded for Christ's sake. It can not be swallowed up. It blew up. The only time the car will be swallowed up is if it fell into a hole. Ie if the explosion occurred on the road and the car drove into the crater and someone covered it up with soil and detonate the said vehicle underground. Other than that, be sure that that car went up and apart when the exosives inside it went kaboom!
Plus, how sloppy were they? How did they move all parts together to warrant an explosion? The cap and the rest parts should never be transported in the same vehicle.

I hope someone makes a video before, during and after they unearth the vehicle. Since there were survivors, why wait till its unearthed before we know those conveying it and what type of explosives they were conveying? Are those who tried to quench the fire not able to say that much?

grossintel:
Who transports an assembled bomb that can cause such damage? Except a suicide bomber and where is the remnant of the vehicle?

They said it was swallowed by the earth. Its inside that crater.

Throwback:
So you think with the time available to detect all the Governor said transpired, the daft military left the other vehicles behind so the explosion can be greater than it was?

If no wreckages were found on the surface where you expect them to be, are you then saying it was not a bomb blast but a spiritual occurrence?

[s]Or those who you assumed to be responsible for the bomb blast, also took out time to clear all the wreckage[/s].

Why not enlighten us on what you believe transpired if you do not believe there are wreckages buried as a consequence of the explosion?

You answer that part. Do you think they cleaned up the debris so that they will tell their story as it suits them or do you believe that the land opened its mouth and swallowed everything on the surface clean?
Plus who said anything spiritual happened there?

Proffdada:
the most important evidence no dey sef which is smoke and fire

Dem say Akure land open mouth swallow all o. E swallow them and cover them up. No part fly away. The ground was waiting as they fall it swallow, as each part hit ground the ground open mouth swallow. So no smoke was allowed to escape.

MuttleyLaff:
This goes without saying nah, lol

Time is a snitch, sooner or later, you can bet, time will tell, lol.

If there are any few real ones that are emotionally overwhelmed, then they are like "Alfa ti onirugbọ and/or woli ti o mo Ọlọrun niyen" loosely translated means "Muslim Imam without bia-bia, or prophet who doesnt know or believe in God"

"The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up? ..." that's a misnomer, lol.

Haha there are few chosen they just don't know what is happening to the world. Just as bro Moses was like nah lord.... Pick someone else me I am a stammerer and bro jonah went a hiding instead of going to nineveah (spelling) � na fire naim God dey use sweep this types of children out. Its only a great sign from God that quickens those feet if not, they will run and keep hiding. You think it's easy to be called by God? You will see undeserving people get mercy, you will see those you believe deserve mercy meet harsh judgement. Your human mind has to be put away. Look through the Bible or any religious text and see how hard the life of prophets who walk with God is. It's a very taski g thing. Most of the ones we have showing off today and the wanna bes following after their footsteps are just men using God's name to eat and grow rich.
Me I am hiding from God's calling as in I just want to love God but the prophet work I will hide from it. Only someone who fears God will understand the burden.

Na them sabi. All I know is that Nigeria has idiots rulling and leading her since time immemorial. Corrupt bunch of people. Wicked to the bones. They can't control those in position of authority. From the president to the governors. The only fair one was Donald Duke who tried to bring life back to CRvs state. From head of parstatals to heads of facilities all corrupt u der the watchful eyes of the president and his appointed ministers. God will punish them all even the ones in the grave.

Officialgarri:
I prefer a government whose failure is as a result of unavoidable circumstances and world politics to a government who had all available resources to be successful, yet they looted all.

You can swear that Bubu and his cabal are not looting? You can swear on your destiny and generations to the 10th that Bubu and his party are 100% not playing currupt politics? That if you are wrong it shall never be well with you and all of your decendants? If no, then why act like one is better than the other?

opera1:
The vehicle sank

They said it cos they know that many Nigerians don't know shit! A vehicle with explosive that just detonated will sink carrying all evidence and swallowing them up completely as in bthe soil just swallowed everything and covered itself up so not a part will peep out Lol.
All the damaged escort cars also sank with it? All the glass and parts that blew off the car sank too? All wreckages sank? Nigerians are an interesting bunch.

MuttleyLaff:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbZNJQQHRmo

Hmm, so you're a Lola Omotayo-Okoye closest fan, lol. Afi shrimp's eyes lohun lohun, hmm, lol

Where the other moGs? MoGs please stand up. Stand up to come do push ups and to represent, lol

MOGs, most of those are fraudsters. God is far from their hearts. They are wicked devil's. The few real ones are emotionally overwhelmed by the crazy, cray happening on earth. They just want to lock themselves up in a closet and pray.

Shellsploit:
Where's the pics of the said vehicle
This country sef

True talk. No sign of military vehicles there. I would expect to see damaged military cars escorting the one with the explosive. Even the one carrying the device that exploded is not there. The crater is clean and debris free. How can an explosive burry the vehicle underground? When it's not a sinkhole that swallowed it. I am beginning to look at this thing with corner eye.

damilola4162:
Cc: lalasticala, sissy3

Guys, you are wanted oooo

Only him killer and ritualist. Don't ask how I know. These cultists are always ritualists too.

Alooone:
This boy's are funny and super talented

Yeah

Pick the pieces if you can find it. It's worth a handsome price.

Anyways, they said it was some explosive from military equipment that caused it.

MuttleyLaff:
Reno Omokirikiri did 20 push ups to shame his haters, posting fake news he has coronavirus and after completing the show off, threw the gauntlet down [s]at PMB, that he too should come on social media to do similar or same, to show he too is healthy, fit and have no coronavirus. [/s]

Now, TBJ, just there in that clip, did 15 or was it 16 easily done push ups. Well done. Not bad considering he is defo older than Reno.

COVID-19 has so many subtle lessons it is teaching, but so many for the trees, can't see woods. Very good wholesome right from the start, straight through to the end broadcast, hence my like.

Even before aunty coro visited naija, Bubu could not get 5 pushups done. He was already failing in his health. Una want kukuma finish the small energy him get?
Anyhow sha, Reno did what he did cos that's how best he knew how to do it. Bubu will not respond. Buhari is not known to appear anywhere even if its an official invite neither is he known to apologise to anyone even if his supporters go about murdering people while chanting his Sai Baba slogan. In the end he got made the president 2ce. Bubu's philosophy is...… "leave them, this too shall pass"

Kayceenaz:
Fairness doesn't discriminate. It is not too late to start doing what is right.

Yinmu! Na now una know? Even now, as we speak, do you think Buhari and his cabal are doing what is right? Do you think at this very moment they are being fair towards Nigerians? That they are planning the best for every citizen irrespective of region, religion, tribe, position etc?

You that is requesting people to do right, can you swear on your life that those you are advocting for are doing right by Nigerians at this moment?

Thank God I am just a mortal sha. God is too merciful and I am at awe when it comes to his judgement. Its well. Bro, people are angry. They have been abused and used. I hope you understand?

Kayceenaz:
Two wrongs never make a right!
That derogatory word was needless.

You people know fairness and forgiveness and mercy when Buhari is at the receiving end.. When it's someone else at Buhari mercy, you don't preach understanding.

Let your Buhari stand fairly for all men irrespective of party, tribe or religion. Let him put his feet down and lead fairly! But alas, a man with oil stains in his hands can not wipe away oil from another man's mouth.

Well, better than the husband that killed the ones he caught.