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Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2013
Eyezik I see ya bro

All d grls are duly represented,u go soon see dem
Literature / Re: Amanda : the journey down memory lane by DEllaluv(f): 9:17am On Dec 09, 2013
More pls
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 8:34am On Dec 09, 2013
Y I go remv bad


e don be 4 u
Literature / Re: Fighting Back! by DEllaluv(f): 8:27am On Dec 09, 2013
Dimeji go hear am,na by force to marry?.....nansense

now dey hv wasted a bg dreamer,but wat ws osagie tnkn wen he went 4 d guys unarmed,I even thought he had sth
Literature / Re: >>one Last Minute....<< by DEllaluv(f): 8:14am On Dec 09, 2013
christabeli: Which kind love? so because Nosa tumbled between d sheet with betty, it don turn to love be dt? Fake love


i wonda o,diff perspective abt love applies to diff ppl sha
Literature / Re: Meant To Be by DEllaluv(f): 8:08am On Dec 09, 2013
No kill us wt suspense sake of say patience na virtue
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 7:53am On Dec 09, 2013
U go see pepper
Literature / Re: The Murder Case- A short story by DEllaluv(f): 4:20am On Dec 09, 2013
Oya na
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 4:18am On Dec 09, 2013
Vry gud bad guy
Literature / Re: Nigerian Story - Chocolates And Sushi by DEllaluv(f): 4:15am On Dec 09, 2013
Coooollll

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Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by DEllaluv(f): 4:04am On Dec 09, 2013
Wow,this is it
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 3:50am On Dec 09, 2013
Chai,sleep do me strong thing o,I was typing but slept off,I woke to get my phn from the ground
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 3:48am On Dec 09, 2013
The next day was a saturday,so I stayed at home.I did the normal touring of the compound,surprisingly I ddn't cause any problem that day.My parents must have been thanking God for answering their prayers.

I took my siesta without anybody standing guard with cane.Later,I was commended for my good behaviour and promised a chocolate bar.Well I knew that was an empty promise.

On sunday,we were few minutes late to church,the church warden took me to the gallery which was used as the children's section.

Whenever I went to church other kids must gather around me to admire my clothes,shoes and hair.(I wore my hair loose on weekends).It was as if I had a magnet on my body because they kept coming even when I must have beaten or fought with some,the previous sunday.

The church warden was sweating it out trying to control the noise coming from the gallery so that the whole church won't be affected.

While others were busy I felta tug on my hair.I turned to see one of my classmates with an unsmiling brother.Big temptation it was,because I so much wanted to get a chocolate bar.

I ignored them,but they were hell bent on carrying out their revenge.The brother slapped my back,which I detested so much.With the speed of light I made for his face with the intent of creating a good design there.

I also bit him on the cheek,the warden came and separated us,asking the cause of the fight.Still breathing heavily we started looking at the warden as if she was speaking Greek.

My opponent burst into tears,maybe he wanted to be pitied so that I'll be punished.But I showed him that he was still a learner in the act of performing drama.I started my trademark wail,people in the church started looking up to know what went wrong.

The warden carried me while I rested my head on her shoulder,with tears dripping from my eyes.I was taken to my mum with the information that I was beaten up,my mum who knew better just brought me down and sat me near her.

A lady sitting near my mum felt pity for me and carried me.'leave her,she wasn't beaten up,I know her better',my mum tried to warn her.But she just smiled and placed me on her laps.She must have been thinking that my mum was trying to stop her from carrying a beautiful girl.

Enjoying the attention,I relaxed very well on her body.At a point I got bored,I started tracing my finger on her blouse.Just then my eyes caught sight of a thread hanging from a design on her blouse.I started pulling and the thread yielded.

I pulled out every single thread,satisfied,I slept off.Soon it was time for offering,I was roused frommy sleep by the woman when it reached the turn of those on my pew to go out.

When she stood up,she sat back immediately.I was already waiting to be carried to the offertory stand and back,but it was like the woman changed her mind.She was looking at me with horror and my mum who also stayed back was giving her an 'I toldyou so' look.

Still confused I made to get on her laps again but she shrugged off my hands.That was when I saw what the problem was...

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Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 8:40pm On Dec 08, 2013
Tnx stef and uthman

Adegwu if I 'cash' u ehn,u go accept by force

I must update 2day,wl sn start typing
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by DEllaluv(f): 8:37pm On Dec 08, 2013
Na old soldier save u so,u 4 giv am belle
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 6:59pm On Dec 08, 2013
Pls o,u guys shud vex small,vexation is allowed bt do am small biko,we did sth at d church,jst cmn bak hme,am rili sori,hp we'l b 4given

nw where is Uduak
Literature / Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by DEllaluv(f): 8:28am On Dec 08, 2013
Tnx a lot 4 d update roy,it ws rili worth d wait
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 6:40am On Dec 08, 2013
Una fyn sunday o

mk una no press phn 4 church inugo?
Literature / Re: The Murder Case- A short story by DEllaluv(f): 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2013
Phil,u dey try o

oga Ade,u r so so gud
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 8:54pm On Dec 07, 2013
If I catch u eh,uduak

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Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 7:23pm On Dec 07, 2013
U neva sulk finish
Literature / Re: The Murder Case- A short story by DEllaluv(f): 5:22pm On Dec 07, 2013
Clemzy16: Front page tinz. Bros abeg try turn this short story to full story. Me likey.

strongly seconded
Literature / Re: >>one Last Minute....<< by DEllaluv(f): 3:59pm On Dec 07, 2013
She s quite hrtless
Literature / Re: Meant To Be by DEllaluv(f): 3:57pm On Dec 07, 2013
stefikal:

tnks ChiefPriest, I'll try 2 work on d idioms n figurative expressions as suggested..but e go hard small....since I'm nt rily gud with it...tnks 4 following



1 guy E no get name...c d gal wan use omo Igbo sense 4 me


wink
Literature / Re: The Murder Case- A short story by DEllaluv(f): 12:52pm On Dec 07, 2013
Nw am perchn on my seat instead of sittn,yet u wnt me to fall wt too much suspense
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by DEllaluv(f): 12:28pm On Dec 07, 2013
Do fast o,no dey dia dey wait mk food and drink finish b4 u go strt to dey go hme......we no wan hear tori say u dey tipsy o
Literature / Re: Meant To Be by DEllaluv(f): 12:22pm On Dec 07, 2013
Stef,Felicia s a sista to 1 guy lyk dt
Literature / Re: STORY: Babe In Total Control by DEllaluv(f): 11:30am On Dec 07, 2013
I'l cntinue waitn 4 john and jummy

abt ur appetite,u r pregnant,am a doc certified by me,ur baby doesnt lyk dose foods u r taking,try going outta the country to tk lunch and dinner
Literature / Re: The Preacher's Son II: The Other Side Of Life!!! by DEllaluv(f): 11:25am On Dec 07, 2013
Rock o
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 11:23am On Dec 07, 2013
Chaicheesy
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 11:13am On Dec 07, 2013
Rock u don dey feel lyk Don again,dem go kidnap u again,ds tym na garri n salt u go smoke,kernel sef u no go get
Literature / Re: Separate Worlds . . . (feat THE ROCK5555) by DEllaluv(f): 11:08am On Dec 07, 2013
KingzPen: Awesome work here... Welldone Bosses...

the bigger boss

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