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Eyezik I see ya bro

All d grls are duly represented,u go soon see dem

More pls

Y I go remv bad


e don be 4 u

Dimeji go hear am,na by force to marry?.....nansense

now dey hv wasted a bg dreamer,but wat ws osagie tnkn wen he went 4 d guys unarmed,I even thought he had sth

christabeli: Which kind love? so because Nosa tumbled between d sheet with betty, it don turn to love be dt? Fake love

i wonda o,diff perspective abt love applies to diff ppl sha

No kill us wt suspense sake of say patience na virtue

U go see pepper

Oya na

Vry gud bad guy

Coooollll

Wow,this is it

Chai,sleep do me strong thing o,I was typing but slept off,I woke to get my phn from the ground

The next day was a saturday,so I stayed at home.I did the normal touring of the compound,surprisingly I ddn't cause any problem that day.My parents must have been thanking God for answering their prayers.

I took my siesta without anybody standing guard with cane.Later,I was commended for my good behaviour and promised a chocolate bar.Well I knew that was an empty promise.

On sunday,we were few minutes late to church,the church warden took me to the gallery which was used as the children's section.

Whenever I went to church other kids must gather around me to admire my clothes,shoes and hair.(I wore my hair loose on weekends).It was as if I had a magnet on my body because they kept coming even when I must have beaten or fought with some,the previous sunday.

The church warden was sweating it out trying to control the noise coming from the gallery so that the whole church won't be affected.

While others were busy I felta tug on my hair.I turned to see one of my classmates with an unsmiling brother.Big temptation it was,because I so much wanted to get a chocolate bar.

I ignored them,but they were hell bent on carrying out their revenge.The brother slapped my back,which I detested so much.With the speed of light I made for his face with the intent of creating a good design there.

I also bit him on the cheek,the warden came and separated us,asking the cause of the fight.Still breathing heavily we started looking at the warden as if she was speaking Greek.

My opponent burst into tears,maybe he wanted to be pitied so that I'll be punished.But I showed him that he was still a learner in the act of performing drama.I started my trademark wail,people in the church started looking up to know what went wrong.

The warden carried me while I rested my head on her shoulder,with tears dripping from my eyes.I was taken to my mum with the information that I was beaten up,my mum who knew better just brought me down and sat me near her.

A lady sitting near my mum felt pity for me and carried me.'leave her,she wasn't beaten up,I know her better',my mum tried to warn her.But she just smiled and placed me on her laps.She must have been thinking that my mum was trying to stop her from carrying a beautiful girl.

Enjoying the attention,I relaxed very well on her body.At a point I got bored,I started tracing my finger on her blouse.Just then my eyes caught sight of a thread hanging from a design on her blouse.I started pulling and the thread yielded.

I pulled out every single thread,satisfied,I slept off.Soon it was time for offering,I was roused frommy sleep by the woman when it reached the turn of those on my pew to go out.

When she stood up,she sat back immediately.I was already waiting to be carried to the offertory stand and back,but it was like the woman changed her mind.She was looking at me with horror and my mum who also stayed back was giving her an 'I toldyou so' look.

Still confused I made to get on her laps again but she shrugged off my hands.That was when I saw what the problem was...

Tnx stef and uthman

Adegwu if I 'cash' u ehn,u go accept by force

I must update 2day,wl sn start typing

Na old soldier save u so,u 4 giv am belle

Pls o,u guys shud vex small,vexation is allowed bt do am small biko,we did sth at d church,jst cmn bak hme,am rili sori,hp we'l b 4given

nw where is Uduak

Tnx a lot 4 d update roy,it ws rili worth d wait

Una fyn sunday o

mk una no press phn 4 church inugo?

Phil,u dey try o

oga Ade,u r so so gud

If I catch u eh,uduak

U neva sulk finish

Clemzy16: Front page tinz. Bros abeg try turn this short story to full story. Me likey.

strongly seconded

She s quite hrtless

Nw am perchn on my seat instead of sittn,yet u wnt me to fall wt too much suspense

Do fast o,no dey dia dey wait mk food and drink finish b4 u go strt to dey go hme......we no wan hear tori say u dey tipsy o

Stef,Felicia s a sista to 1 guy lyk dt

I'l cntinue waitn 4 john and jummy

abt ur appetite,u r pregnant,am a doc certified by me,ur baby doesnt lyk dose foods u r taking,try going outta the country to tk lunch and dinner

Rock o

Chai

Rock u don dey feel lyk Don again,dem go kidnap u again,ds tym na garri n salt u go smoke,kernel sef u no go get

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