Its true

Hardy08:
I can't bear another four years of torture, so it's Buhari or I commit suicide. God help us all

Aww....so cute

Ugochukwu92:


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We never walk alone.........we bleed red

Lord Jesus, please save us the youths

Nothing but the truth

What were you saying?

Paedophiles hate dogs

Amen

Damn......I was thinking of screwing my gal today. Thus guy just killed my morale now. *smh*

Taribo West

God please forgive my sense of humour

Igbo people have never had one voice. Orji Uzo Kalu can't even speak for Abia state.

Up till now, I haven't been given a reasonable explanation as to how Alex Ekwueme didn't become president in 1999

Situation001:

There's a search engine called 'Devil Finder' just like Google..

after you type what you want to search.. instead of clicking on the search button.. what you will find is 'send me to hell'

Lord have mercy! That must be a demonic website. I just hope people won't be silly enough to visit that site

Pls explain no.6

bushbar:
pls wot will I do I cnt submit after online registration cos I registered last year for c14 and I can't access my old account am dying

Its not enough to kill u. What matters is that you've graduated finally. Be calm & visit the NYSC office in your school or their secretariat in town.

U will get a good response from them. Cheers

Who still wants a father (old or new) at the age of 34?

In the words of jack sparrow:
"shoot him, cut out his balls & shoot his balls"

I need a job. I studied maritime technology, am good with computers & I learn/blend very quick. Also a good speaker

Hmmm.....end time tins *smh*

I will just do

If u were in the guys' shoes, you would cheat too.

The gals are fake. If u touch the a*s & bo*bs, it doesn't feel relaxing in your palms. Original babes are better than these silicon-stuffed creatures

Where is the lady?

taiwojohn38yah:
House, kindly advice me what to do if my NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH was not entered properly on new NYSC School Senate approved list, what should i do?

Its no big deal. Collect ur call up letter & go to the camp. The NYSC has ICT unit in the camp. Meet them and give them the right details so they will correct it for you.

Just make sure u take all ur I'd cards along. It happened to me too

You guys are joking with serious issues. This is the kind of place where people end up after boarding a vehicle & losing consciousness.

When they enter this type of compound, it's their parts/pieces that come out in coolers and cellophane bags.
Shine your eyes oo!

"Dream Husband" summarizes the whole story......keep dreaming Bro

reminiscing:





Another proud woman beater,no shame.you whip your babe abi

I know u wish u were in her shoes......don't worry, u'll get a loving guy too

Not a bad idea if u're bored

U'll get to sit down for at least 3hrs, hearing the story of Robert kiyosaki.
Then when your yansh start to pain you, na to find your square root.

Cheers Bro

It will keep increasing in our society as long as we look to the white man for inspiration.

13yrs old kids now have the kardarshian family as their mentors. Their parents wanna dress like TV vixens & they wanna claim "God-fearing"

Parents don't pay attention to their sons & they end up in dirty cults or even become homos*xuals/ junkies

Materialism on the other hand, makes the society accept bloodthirsty rogues as their leaders. As such, things keep getting worse

This one calms me down:

Immortal, invincible God only wise
In light inaccessible, hid from our eyes
Most precious, most glorious,
The ancient of days
Almighty victorious, thy great name we praise.

.....and it goes on & on. Just knocks me off my socks

sweetcocoa:
wtf? This is about the dumbest post I've read today. I mean that not as an offense btw.

Bad friends like you made his bae to ditch him. I mean that not as an offence btw

Sold for #3,500 those days

I blame u Bro. You should have forced her to get rid of those evil friends she had.
They were jealous of her joy & succeeded in destroying it now. Its not too late to make amends though.

Ladies don't know what's good for them. U gotta treat them like what they are (babies). U just need to see me whipping my bae. Yet she'll lay her life for me