The first time it happened to me, I realized that only small thing fit finish big man.
I didn't know whether to cry or laugh or moan.

This was my afternoon ritual, after eating and doing my homework. Damn

Primary school days......the sweetest days of my life (not now that I'm jobless& broke)

The die has been cast, his path has been chosen. Behold.......

@ OP, u didn't mention wakamma the fast runner. I heard he is now one of the personal assistants to Usain Bolt

(abi u no read macmillan book 5?)

These questions need urgent answers

honeyseller291:
YOU HAVE BEEN SHORTLISTED FOR INTERVIEW ON FRIDAY 27 FEB 2015,BY 10 am with CEO RES LTD 203,opp oando,by kasum str,agege total pen cinema lagos.
PLEASE NL HELP OUT CAN THIS INCLUDE APTITUTE TEST?
Or just interview?
Also
How do I get to this place from Anambra state?
Thank u all for ur utmost sensible contributions.

Guy stay back in anambra. Unless u wanna waste ur transport money & hear stories of Robert kiyosaki

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Na to kiss and make up na

The gateman at Yaba Left has forgotten to lock the gate again. smh

diddydiva:
spanks?

I bet I wouldn't live to tell the story

I don't understand ur statement........are u saying that u'll get so wet & the excitement will make u give up the ghost?

That's the kind of change that millions of blind Nigerians are asking for. When trouble happens, they will still be the first to cry foul (smh)
I was talking to one |diot this morning & he was ranting that he doesn't want a leader, that he wants a ruler
Quote me & eat my sh|t

Using American statistics for Nigerian issues.....smh

isan:
Nigerians dance to d beat...

Pass me ur love aint wack. Na tight jam be dat. As for the rest, I agree with u

Dats the kind of change some punks were planning to vote for yesterday. Oluwa pass dem finally.

Quote me & kiss my hairy a$s

I have to be honest with you.
The only way to settle this issue is to bring out the monster in you.
Your dad has been bewitched & only violence will restore his sanity.
That boys quarters rightfully belongs to the 1st son until he becomes financially stable. You don't need anybody to come & negotiate with ur dad. Tell it to his face

Any day daddy dies, its the 1st son's responsibility to foot the burial bills. That's tradition. If he disrespects the first son today, who will bury him when the time comes? Nobody

Rally your siblings and bring back your eldest brother to take back his rightful place in the family. Do it now !

Your brother is not going to find it funny while squatting with people. A lot of insults, inconvenience & suffering is involved. To make matters worse, a dog made him leave his house. Its heartbreaking & can cause psychological trauma

Make sure all ur siblings are of one mind & purpose. Don't hesitate to damage any one who tries to be an obstacle. Beat the hell out of anyone who comes to dictate your life for you. Break bones if need be. (I would have broken that woman's two hands that she used to break the door). If police arrests me, i'll come back in less than 48hrs because na family matter. Our pastor go bail me.

When the bitch sees that u guys are out for blood, she & ur dad will bring people to beg. Then u will give them conditions for peace.

The bible says we should obey our parents in the Lord. It also went ahead to warn our parents not to provoke us and discourage us. Read ephesians well

This world no longer appreciates peaceful people. The violent are the ones who get their rights these days.

Your dad must treat all of you equally without partiality. If he refuses, you take your rights by force!
He must provide shelter, food, education & everything you guys need until u're able to fend for yourselves. Its not something that is negotiable. I will not beg for my right. Never

If they don't want to serve you food, go to the pot and serve yourself. If she makes noise,you guys shout her down. Make her understand that you guys are ready for anything and will deal with her if need be.
If they deny you school fees, then make sure her kids won't go to school too.
Anything she gets is what you must get too. (you should know how to threaten someone)

I cannot see my birthright given to a dog and fold my hands. I'll cook the dog for lunch.

No matter what people tell you, your step mother doesn't wish u well. If not, she won't dishonour the firstborn of the family.
If you leave that house now that you have not fully balanced as a man, you will know the definition of "suffering"

NB: Your plan can only work if your siblings are with one purpose. Also pay serious attention to the kind of dreams you and ur siblings are having. I want to believe u're an adult.

What I wrote is what I would do. I respect your opinion of who/what I am

How many kids did your mom have?
I ask because this calls for war.......just hope u're telling the truth

asadike:
Everyone is on training in nigeria today. Free gej abeg. Even me, if I see person wey go train me as a sniper, o boy, na at your service sir. No time

My type of gal

debbydee:
i suspect it is a scam. Zenon oil and gas is a relaible company and you dont need to call anyone they are the ones to contact you.
be wise.

If a company employs you, they must call/text/ email you to rush down to their office ASAP

98% will call..........tell that punk trying to scam you to go f*ck himself

Uduak1989:
I am invited for an interview with icsl ltd pls who else got ,and my date is on 15/2/2015,which is on sunday ,but the test indicate monday ,8am

To avoid wahala, go on both Sunday & Monday.....miracles still happen Bro.
I wish u goodluck (not Jona oo)

Its a pity......a lot of naija guys are ready to give one arm for such a beauty.

All she was supposed to do was place advert online. What won't I do to marry oyinbo

Dude, I envy u a lot.......u're living the American dream
Be all u can be!!!

Those people are really clueless.....all they had to do was cut out his p*nis & balls and force it down his throat.

Now he will just pay some money & probably go free