liliangmail:
i had a dream last nite wer i was handed letter of Appointment with my frnds i served with! But am not new in d Favour mkt and it is almost a year i saw those my frnds! funny enuf i hardly remember my dreams but dis partcular one keep flashing!

Congratulations madam. Oluwa don remember you finally

Am what u're looking for Bro. Let's do this

Yeeeeee!!! my thing don stand oo. @op u should have told me to brace myself up for the unexpected na

englishmart:
congratulations man. People will prefer to touch the woman's Tommy and say "congratulations" but, they will forget to touch the man's diiiick to say "weldone bro"

Finally......I've seen a fellow philosopher

Trying to find the sponsor is a waste of time....they'll still be given less than 2 years imprisonment.

What we should be asking is "who is ready to take the bull by the horns & divide this FRAUD called NIGERIA?"

From my understanding, it means we should Honour our spouse & don't urinate/poop on the bed......just saying

Kini big deal

No big deal......i'll just keep drinking my tea

stint:
SCAMEST. please report to the police or efcc.

To crown it all, I didn't attend any interview

Has anyone seen this kind of mail before

This is what I saw in my mailbox.....damn



NIGER DELTA TRANSPORT COMPANY LIMITED (NBTC)
(xxxxxxxx my name).
(xxxxxxxxxxx my address).
Date: 30/01/2015
OFFER OF APPOINTMENT.
Niger Benue Transport Company is pleased to inform you that you have been offered appointment as a Engineer after careful evaluation of your credentials.
Other Terms and Conditions of Employment are as follows:
(A) Your basic monthly salary is Six Hundred and Twenty Five Thousand Naira (=N=625,000:00) only, and annual is Seven Million, Five Hundred Thousand Naira (=N=7,500,000:00) only.
(B) Monthly Housing allowance is Fifty Five Thousand Naira (=N=55,000:00) only.
(C) Monthly Transport/Fuel Alowance is Thirty Thousand Naira (=N=30,000:00) only.
(D) Medical care, and others.
TRAINING:
You are required to undergo a Compulsary BOSIET/SYSTEMS/OTHERS Training inPetroleum Training Institute, Effurun-Warri, and the training fee is to be borne entirely by you. The subsidized fee is=N=35,900. This includes course material, accomodation, and others. You should make the payment to:Bank: First Bank; Account name: Pagatech Ltd; Account No: 2017073811The payment should be made on or before the 7th February, 2015. After payment, send your payment details: your name; Deposit Slip Number; Mobile number; and email address to admin@nigerbenuetc.com. The Compulsary Training will start on12/02/2015and ends on19/02/2015.
You are expected to resume work in one of our Deep Sea Offshore locations immediately after your Training. You will work one month Offshore and one week Time Off for your first four months upon resumption.
NB. When sending your payment details, you are also required to include yourLetter Of Acceptanceto this Offer. Again, failure to make your payment on or before deadline automatically nullifies this Offer of Appointment.
CONGRATULATIONS
Yours faithfully,
Mark Davidson
http://www.nigerbenuetc.com

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PUSH1:
If things are not taken care of. I see revolution. I see Gej facing the world crime court if anything happen to innocent Nigerians.

I guess u're talkin bout peugeot 505 revolution.....outdated car

BlaqCoffee109:
What is going on with kids these days?! ...are you in school to be a prostitute? Focus on your studies and not on how many hands can get into your cookie jar...you want to mortgage your future for cheap popularity (notoreity)? Why don't you pity your parents and get out of school to follow your life 's call.. co'mon bounce

Wow so the English name of that thing is "cookie jar" Damn

Nigerian landladies......disturbing handsome tenants since 1759

Really?

FriedPlantain:
The Op is not wrong, there is nothing wrong in including your CGPA in your CV if you are a fresh graduate with little or no experience but with good grades in school, say at least by 4.00 and above. As you begin to acquire necessary professional experience and other notable achievements and skills, you can then remove the cgpa from the Cv.

I would have loved to include my CGPA on my own Cv had it been I was a bright student back then in school. Unfortunately I struggled like crazy before I was able to make this nonsense third class my village people cursed me with right now.

FriedPlantain

No wonder u went into plantain bizness with speed. You're an enigma

dridowu:
that is the spirit, one love. God bless our hustle

Amen

dridowu:
that is the spirit, one love. God bless our hustle

Amen

softysparky:

when u don give them belle msteew.

Remember the story of 2face & Annie? After evrytin, na u still be firstlady......am waiting for the ping

Omase oo

dridowu:
do u also want to curse your parent like he did ?

No, thanks boss......even if door close, window must open

softysparky:
Still looking for my Johnny.

Baby am here now. I just discharged Uche & Nene but lost ur pin.

lookingforjob:
THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MY PARENTS. I WAS A GOOD YOUNG FOOTBALLER BACK THEN BUT INSTEAD OF ENROLLING ME IN PEPSI ACADEMY, THEY INSIST I GO TO SCHOOL. NOW I FINISH SCHOOL AFTER 4YEARS NO JOB. GOD KNOWS I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A GOOD FOOTBALL CLUB NOW EARNING MY LIVING.


E NO GO BETTER FOR THEM

this thing u said is exactly the story of my life. Nigeria is full of wasted/aborted talents

All these Edo boys wey dey answer Melissa......diaris.....u know the rest

Copy this link & paste it in ur address box for ucbrowser or opera mini.....aloha


https://mail.google.com/mail/h/1x89hkua1wgc5/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9944138426

Hand over ur fone....no time

axortedbabe:
Only 8yrs..
Wat of me wey d door neva open nko..

Eyahh I feel for u. PM me so that I will scatter the door. When am through, people will swear u never had doors

They turn me on. Their bride price doesn't cost much

Its personal matter

As for me, a soft voice & soft flesh is enuf.....other attributes are negotiable

PhockPhockMan:
That confirms our argument that APC lack brain of their own. How can this kind of people rule over right thinking people?
That means they will depend on nairaland to rule if they win.

God Forbid.

*laughing in Swahili* Affidavit-swearing Peoples Congress