₦airaland Forum

ThoniaSlim:
Yawn. . .we've heard you. . .Next!!!!

Haha! I was told u r thick, u may apply here.



@Amarula: You need attitude training.

@Poster: My wife will wash my clothes if the washing machine is faulty. Does she hav to suffer if I can afford a machine dat can do it?

dumodust:
you know, the black man's tendency to sway towards superstition and other illogical ways of solving problems never ceases to baffle me. it's only a deep shallow illiterate mind that talks of a love potion in this age!!!

dis has nothin to do with being black. I've heard of men d thing mesmerized.

190:
i have eaten love potion several times~

nothing dey happen

My 190, where hav u been? maybe u hav d antidote, do u? lol

enjoy your food~

hbabe:
Eat to your damnation! Don't eat since you are uncomfortable with the food. Girls should learn to stop carrying food around to guys that don't deserve it.

who deserves it better?

Moyola:
Seems yu've taken d love potion from previous food? Uhuh? Yu duuno?. . Since yu dont hv d mind to tell her to stop.

Shez prolly 1 of many others who think d way 2 a man's heart os through his tummy. . .

She's a great lover anyhow u wan c am, but I hav 2 shine my eyes.

@Busy body: Who's Xynerise? I don't know him or his post, I'm sayin my mind, he has his own. U really r a busybody.

She brings cooked food to my house(not on my request anyway) and gets pissed off each time I never ate or called in folks to come eat instead. She really shows true love tho, but I'm apprehensive she might spike d food with some love inducement and make me follow follow forever, I learnt girls do it. Desperate women! Lol. I need a mind of my own. Are there really love potions or should I go ahead and chop d food?

Whatever, my choice is mine. I'm not down with 'em slim chics. Period. I need her thick and fleshy. C'est fini.

compgee:
I hate that with a passion. A divorce will be ok

Divorce never solved anything. I dread divorce.

freecocoa:
I tink i can 4gve him abt anytin xcept him murderin me.

ROFL

Where will u be to do d forgiving if he murders u? Funny pple.

@MICHELIN89:

IT'S SIMPLY A CHALLENGE FOR YOU TO WORK MORE ON UR HYGIENE. CORRECT GUY, HE MUST BE. I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF TOO.

I learnt that some tribes ask for as much as a cow, loads of yam and other expensive stuff for them to give their daughters out in marriage. What can you not pay as bride price?

ssumpta:
Another teenager talking. I think they need to be banned from dis forum.

I know what I want. OK?

@Kevinj: which one 'be decite'? Nawa o!

@Toptop: Never heard dat b4. Lol!

Word! But infidelity go hard for me o after all d good things I've done 4 her?!

;d

Many pple no dey travel go their village mansions because of kidnapping. why u no go?

jatwill:
Nairaland is informative, Educative, it is the best chat for Nigerians, though you don't know them but have a feel of their feelings.

Yes! Point!

Only God wil deliver us when we take our destiny into our hands. More lawsuits for him to simply relinquish, we are more like a people in a jumbo bus with no driver.

Open ya eyes.

God help us.

Nothing will make me marry a slim chic, at least not anything I can control. A lady friend told me something about slim girls and long before now I had always had a stint with them, they are so black at heart they could throw up bucketfuls of venom when you have issues with them. They are unforgiving and hard-to-please, nag way too much and complain like hell. I knew about this, but just confirmed it as she said it.

No disrespect, I'm not generalizing, but most of them I've encountered do.

Woman wey get body better oooh!!! They have a good heart dat can let go.

I mean I love PHAT(Pretty, Hot And Thick) babes!!! Where the slim ladies at? Hurl you bricks and rocks, I got my mind made up.

Looooooooooolz!!!

scorpio1:
A lady that claims she was despoiled in a locked room in a compound filled with People is a WAYO girl, She enjoyed it and now she is complaining, WHy didnt she scream the hell out and find with everything she has, I believe peopl around must hear something!

Wat of d woman wey go pastor house say im dey do deliverance 4 nite d man pour 'holy oil' 4 inside am come poke am. why e be say she no talk till days later?


I hate rap.e anyway, but dont dispose urself.  I'l kill u if u despoil anyone I know. kawai!

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=370248.msg5197818#msg5197818 date=1261963133]Lol. To be honest that shyte gets me mad
for a man its cool to cheat, infact he is a real man if he does
but for a woman its like a taboo. arrant nonsense [/quote]

Ebonyeyes:
Its this a battle on who can post the most disrespectful thing about the opposite gender? If its a constructive criticism, I understand but most of the threads on the front page are downright disrespectful and nasty to Nigerian/black women. If we are so terrible, horrible and tragic looking, its ok to swing for the male team or another race, its much better that we women are rid of selfhating disrespectful Negros. That is all.

I think u get itchy each time u read truthful revelation abt women, u grow sexist, pulling beards. Just maybe u r guilty. Looooooooool

No bite me oooo, I dont take injections ooooooooo.  ROFL

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Kai e hard. . .the friendship-sharing-dates thing doesn't do for me.[/color]

Witty WORD

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=369854.msg5175126#msg5175126 date=1261597046]In any Boutique. [/quote]Where exactly? do u live in Ikeja?

What else did not happen?

"Elders" of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) are at loggerheads with one of their own, the troubled former Governor of Delta State, James Ibori, whom they've accused of stealing a $1.5 million gift belonging to them. The sum of money was given to the Elders present at a meeting held as soon as PDP candidate in the Anambra gubernatorial election, Charles Soludo's candidature was restored by the Supreme Court last week to run in the contest slated for next February.

Soludo, the former Governor of the Central Bank, went straight to the Elders meeting along with the former PDP Board of Trustees chairman Anthony Anenih, and the current PDP chairman, Vincent Ogbulafor, in attendance and handed to them the $1.5 million appreciation gift. The meeting took place at Chief Anenih's residence in the Asokoro area of Abuja. The money was first handed over to Ogbulafor, but somehow, Ibori convinced Ogbulafor to let him handle the money since he is adept at handling large sums of cash.

After, the meeting however, Ibori disappeared from the venue and could not be reached for hours as he had switched off his phone. But, the "Elders," desperate to get their share of the money went out in search and found him in Abuja where they accosted him about the money. Ibori told them he had been busy with other party matters as well as running errands for the sick "president," Umaru Yar'adua.

But when the "Elders" pressed him for their share, he told them his assistant was handling it and urged everyone to calm down. But Saharareporters sources said that one week later, Ibori has still not distributed the loot as he disappeared, first to Lagos last Sunday and subsequently to Oghara, his hometown in Delta. He has remained there since yesterday and is unlikely to return to Abuja until after Christmas day.

The development has led some members of the "Elders Council" to begin exploring how to deal with the Delta thief. Anenih is said to be the most outraged, saying, "Ibori can never stop stealing".

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Love is an emotion. People are the ones who are cruel not love. [/color]

If love is just a mere emotion, that's should be what brings d cruelty. People go stupid and berserk when they r emotional. can love be something more in practical terms?

ooh! what a pity. my heart goes out to her family and loved ones.


God bless Nigeria.

Considering the chain of threads in this forum, it's probable that this may have been treated, just maybe. But I just need sincere views on this issue of love and cruelty.

Why would a lover grow so jealous that she'd bathe the other party with acid?

Why would a long marriage dissolve irreconcilably into nothing?

Why should spouses cheat on each other knowing what hurt it brings?

Why didn't she tell her sworn boyfriend she had someone she was engaged to back home before coming to school?

Why should she bring her boyfriend the invite to her own wedding to another man on the eve of her wedding, taking the guy unawares and driving him to gulp down a bowlful of Omo(detergent) solution?

Why would that man not let his wife know that his mistress has two kids for him in the course of their secret romance?

Why would that randy husband bring another woman to his matrimonial bed at the slightest opportunity?

Why would he lie to her that he's going on a work trip when he's actually going on a dirty sexcapade?

Why would that woman hold back from her husband that he's not the rightful father of her third child she had him dedicate in church with much pomp and show?

I can go on, why my people, why?

Is love so cruel?

@Daisies: Only if u dont drink responsibly.

Drink Responsibly.