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HOW COME OCTOBER RECORDS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF BIRTHS? OCTOBER KIDS ARE THE MOST BRILLIANT I LEARNT. 
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OK. I CHECKED. IT'LL COST ME #3,124,667.87 TO DETAILS.

Hmm. Ok.

Wat?

I no sabi o!

@190: do u work for Guinness? Lol!

Hey! Stop d hype, it's not dat bad unless u got vitilgo or u had a skin transplant. We cool in Lagos tho.

@190: haha! U serious?

I learnt Guinness small stout pumps one's libido full. How true?

D girl is older, dat guy is on heat I guess. Tell ur parents if she's not into it already. U cannot trust women, maybe she don dey do b4 somethin come happen. If they've not been doin already, dat guy will still bed her if he persists, women need persistence. He should be shown d door out fast!

She should let her parents know if she's not grown up enough to kick d bastar.d's butt. He has to move first thing tomorrow morning. Hope she's not enjoying d advances tho.

She should let her parents know if she's not grown up enough to kick d bastard's butt. He has to move first thing tomorrow morning. Hope she's not enjoying d advances tho.

It's so shocking to me how and why most ladies do not want their mothers-in-law around or even worse, dead! They forget dat they'll grow to become one in future. One lady told me that d precondition for her to get married is that d guy must not hav a mom. Wow! Ladies why don't you want your mothers-in-law?

D virginity of my wife would be my pride. That shows some decency and a strong character. She'd better keep it!

True love can only get challenged not fade. It's lust dat fades, rusts and becomes dust.

What is the best age for a guy to get married?

@Poster: Be patient or just walk away b4 d provocation exceeds ur threshold. Dig?

Oh ok. I'll spend all I've got. Imao.

But seriously I learnt dat women are like kids, they need some discipline sometimes. How true.

I prefer them younger tho for some real tenderness to flow.

Why not if she's worth it, just go ahead.

I can't use them when I don't mean it. It's pointless.

@Pweety ladies do too, even more.

@mama gee snoring of course.

She'll certainly let u know dat she's older one day.

Well, it's better not to expect too much anyways.

@heavysomthin: haha, dats a good one u gat there.

@MoneyRule

I'M NOT CYNICAL, I LOOK @ D GOOD SIDE OF THINGS. I'M JUST BEING PRACTICAL HERE.

The guy is too emotional. He could've had a better life. Let him rot in jail.

That's quite courageous dude, we need folks like u in d national assembly. Lol.