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Humans have so devalued the life of man to nothing! Lord have Mercy on us!

Lalasticlala abi wetin dem dey call am see front page topic o

Another biafra issue/supporter sighted!
In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Na wa oo! Everyting conectin to celebrity na news!

My college from osun state say na "Aregberascal"
Yinmu! Best performing gofnor.
Oh! Sorry I mean from back.
In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Happy married life!
I can imagine the point at which they are to say I do, the girl will be like "God abeg let dis guy not say I DON'T IT WAS ALL A JOKE"

Back to the root!
I remember
"Nneka the pretty serpent"
"The rattle snake"
"Love without language"

Tisa we don hia
Sorry wich subject be dis make I write am for d notebook?

agarawu23:
[size=30pt]nonsense!!![/size]

Idleness /Poverty is a disease!

Mehn! The thing na scarce commodity oo!
Its a major contribution to the queue in filling stations.
Infact he scarce pass fuel

Simple she wants to communicate again. Wait and find out when she calls.

Now he has made himself populare enough!

braine:
Lol. You can tell what would be running at the back of their minds. They be like "so this girl has been learning this under our nose."



But op fvck up na. No pishures.

Do the parent expect practice for an adult to give kiss (at least just peck)

Their choice, not my biz!

Davido news don pass Buhari own self, naija wich way na

theshadyexpress:
What I still don't understand is why buhari after 6 months is yet to pin any charges against this woman and president jonathan...during the pre-election period he and his APC ganglords were boasting about how they will jail deziani and jonathan because their corrupt stench has gotten to a heavens high. 6 months down the line we are still hearing that GEJ and Deziani are corrupt but yet the mister President Buhari is yet to pin one charge against these two persons. I expected buhari to call sanusi to complete what he finished since this two persons had no power to frustrate his investigations as he claimed, but alas it is obvious it was just a deliberate attempt at character assasination on the personality of this persons (GEJ and Deziani) by the APC and their media gang to hoodwink gullible nigerians to having a negative perception about this persons. God will judge all of you that know the truth but ur hatred for this two persons have made u turned a blind eye...AMEN

GOD BLESS GEJ

GOD BLESS DEZIANI

GOD BLESS THE PATRIOTIC WAILERS

Proudly 5%

Lalasticlala this is FP materia abeg

Go help dem pin her na, waste your resourceful time seeking the downfall of another person

Blame Jonathan again!

We concentrate on the lady and believe she bares the pain more/alone cos she bares the pains that are obvious/public, true most times.
But sometime that singular act can destroy the entire life of the man.
1. That might be his only destined child.
2. Rejecting the baby (most times) brings an end to the relationship, even if he so love the lady but couldn't muster courage to take up the responsibility(we all make wrong choice)
3. He might never get to reconnect with the child (let's assume the child becomes a great person) for ever whereas the woman can suffer and reap
4. He carries the guilt in him (might never get to forgive himself forever)
5. She might be a barrier to his progress (payment from God)
6. She might lay curse/use charm on him (accept it or not jaz dey)
7. If known to public might cos him issues with his family.

The list is much jor
Guys think you don't escape it totally free. Abstinence is the best, if you no fit hold body den play safe!

It takes two to tango!
Just as a woman can't impregnate himself a man can't do the same. Na their two do am, na dem two get d fault.

bettercreature:
Tired of you guys,lies left and right

Guy no be small tin oo! Too much home video

Congrat you just lOst a liability and got a deliverance.

I smell increase in black market

Fayose was busy tracking Buhari

Some will call this, "sign of Defection"

Well defection is allowed, afterall the ship is already sinking so it make sense to RUN FOR YA LYF.

Cruelty

So Buhari too is a game player!
Wait does this mean JaGaBan is loosing ground?

In politics no permanent friend but its only permanent interest.
An average politician is self centered, just use people to achieve you purpose.

Op! If na so marriage screening go pass America ministerial screening oo!

E don happen! Street guys collecting dividends since 12.. B.C

His own view! His own problem! Shekina

I know certificate faking in 9ja started long ago before Jonathan was born but in the usual practice of some yeye people, abeg let's blame this on GEJ kworoption. Lol

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On a serious note, Nigeria bad system of things has made every Nigerian involve in corrupt acts directly/indirectly, knowingly/unknowingly.

An average politician is self centered and always using people