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Apc Change!

How will this help Nigeria?

Buhari is on it! Changee!

In naija Normal tin! Normal news

Commendable

Girls never lack relationship skills, they upgrade techniques like fashion trend!

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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Gbege! See falling hand

Who owns REMITA

Yes na!
Everyday apc accuse pdp of wasting 16years of Nigeria yet everyday Obj who is the chief of pdp 16yrs wasted time is in the affairs of apc, what then does the apc want to learn from him?
Oh!Sorry I forgot apc is on a mission to waste more years!
Show me your mentor and I will tell you the direction you are heading!

This woman don turn celebrity overnight! Won't be surprised when they will post pics of her eating amala

Op take the lead in learning

OP! You can as well travel back in time to apply for the job!

Mumu girl, as if she fit rush to hold Jesus feet like dat, I bet ask her she go say she be christian

Iranu!

Wia I wan meet am?

Celebrity talk always hitting front page, good or bad, story line ore not.
Mtcheew!

Score : 1-1
But the supervisor sha, unjust treatment, but yet that doesn't justify his act.

Cool.
Hey! Is not dat toy made by my son?
No be my fault, everybody likes to be identified with good things.

Family Matter!
Wait oo!
Na inside prison dem do d proposal?

She dey do her thing, nothing concern me dia.

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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!

Happy Birthday! As you have entertained people in movies so shall God entertain you with good things according to His will for you

cococandy:



Insane family

You should understand the father & daughter part is a lie the woman put forward to win the guy

Ok na, no more chasing material tins chase ankara tins

U need my advice? Follow her to her village and eat the complete charm. Yeye, wait make I tell you what to do!

Wow! This Is a discovery! Me never see o! Guinness book of record

A bottle of Love portion. Not hard to get, my papa na babalawo! Lol

Hope This Kanu of a guy no go end up as sacrificial lamb

Jonathan sef!

Dis one is serious! Na inspiration you call this one or what?

biz2get:
NO MY GOD SISTER ...

Lol

biz2get:
BANK ACCOUNT

Did you marry your twin sister?

biz2get:
BANK ACCOUNT

Ur own serious

In other news
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WOMEN WILL NEVER CHANGE!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of the cars, the woman says...
“So, you're a man? That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied,
"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued,
"And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Naaaaah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence. "Drunk driver offence!" She looks away with disdain.
Hmmm! Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will Never change!!!