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Since when did you become the fairy god-mother? And what kind of wishes should we drop?

Why are guys using bandanas to cover their génitàl area?
Is it the latest fad? It looks stùpïd.

skales: U not making sense..phuckoff.

Heed your advice Negro

skales: Nne what did I do to u again dis time?

Na my lane I dey o.

And you had to make your comment after I posted mine.
Mind yaself Airforce0

I will pass.

skales: Broke people always think they have an opinion.......mtchew

And from what dustbin did this Negro rise from?

This is a personal pet peeve of mine right alongside with those who go to cinemas and hotels to take pictures in the toilet.
Its all just a part of showing off as if anyone cares.

Tolexander: There hasn't been any crusade like that of garri. People outside nairaland knew something was going on there!

The ground on which seun stood trembled, nairaland almost collapsed!

Many monickers were lost and more numerous ones were created.

R.I.P to the handles lost during the crusade!

You got it!
I enjoyed the garri campaign, it was absolutely hilarious more than this end time thing. Monikers and signatures formed during that time were also another source of laughter.
#sweet memories

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when they bang another dude its always the same story!!

sexually abused [/quote] Well her behaviour does not conform with your theory.

skales: Morning gutter'twerp

How was your night?

It was restful arsewipe.
Hope you are set for another day of foraging? I wish you the best

His wife is fearfully and prayerfully made. Fela wey talk say "pastor wife na him dey fine pass" didnt have Anselm in mind.

Congrats to him.

skales: Face your front before wheel barrow jam u jor.. Mtchew.

Good morning Neanderthal.

Please tell your aunt about it so she can know where to point finger when the girl carry belleh.

Afam4eva: I know vasectomy. Which one is now masectomy. is it for women? Pls don't tell me to ask google.

Removal of one or both bréasts either to treat or prevent bréàst cancer

flolancracker: hey, howdy? Hope you're good?

I am splendid.
Thanks for asking.

flolancracker: hey, evening sweeri

Hi Flolan!

Tydi are you thinking of your present girl in this situation? How will she feel if she finds out you are considering your ex?
Besides I dont think your ex is coming with any good intentions.
Let bygones be bygones, she belongs in the past. Leave her there.

Are you being serious with this gaddem question?
Its amazing that you are even considering her offer.
And what kind of a girl accepts to date a guy who has a known girlfriend?
I dont know where the confusion is arising from except maybe you still feel something for her.

Mine are:
-3 idiots (Rancho is the kind of friend you can kill for).
-Devdas
( a love story feat Sharuhk Khan and Aishwarya Rai)
-My name is Khan (king Khan at his best)

skales: U need to go get your head examined..crazy biitch.

You need to donate that atom-sized brain of yours to science since its not been used.... Maybe something good can come out from you.
Demented frog

Baddie Bey!
Ever the showstopper.

cosmatika: Lol. I wish these clubs could knw hw far we go in supporting dem. Sometimes one can even fight in defence of his club

That is one of the things I love about sports, the passion.
I dont know about the fighting aspect but I would have emptied my bank account paying tithes in COZA (adulterous pastor or not) the day Chelsea won UEFA. I was deliriously happy.

Cathaliya: that small crotch na im una wan squeeze finish? Ah ah, make in generation no end for am nah.

LOL!
This girl no well.

Crown Prince: Its Saturday....

Graciously, the hours has ticked ever so slowly,my inquisitive mind craves your sexy presence. As you majestically join the crowd of viewers on the woo thread anticipating, waiting for me to push out the lyrical notes and rhymes, hoping I don't disappoint you and praying I make this day special. I want to announce to you I have kept the faith. I have come to make you infinite worthy and desired.

Regardless of people's opinion, you are one generous and acceptable lady here, a precious ornament crafted by the maker. Indeed you are an embodiment of beauty and splendour. Though you and I never met before but the euphoria of ecstasy is amazingly overwhelming. I see our souls connected in one, permanently together and submerged in the ocean of love. Each time, every time, I feel your presence up close and personal with that sudden rush of feelings like air sucked away from my lungs. Honestly you have emotionally stripped me na*ked.


Emphatically, you ran through me like an unsung melody, rushing my poetic soul into authentic stanzas created just for you. I have admired you, I have taken into cognisance your distinguished nature and everything about you showcases a lady of unique virtue, a quintessential enigma, a pivot, beckons of hope and undoubtedly a lady of character and temperance. Your candour has made me have faith in women folks and I'm greatly awed by your online personality. Your posts are matured, you don't e-fight and every one is a friend.


Every guy desires you, Mynd has spotted out your sterling quality and flawless personality, Obinoscopy has enthused that if not for the fact that he is engaged, you towered and dwarf all others in his preference. Crown prince is on the look out for a ''crown jewel'' and I must confess I don't need to see your face, complexion neither height to truly fall in love blindly. My desire for you is limitless, unrivalled and can never be measured. Each time I think about you, the electricity in the air consumes every morsel of my body, you ran through me exotically like you read me like a book.


Desire has held me captive. Your enthralling personality has became a spellbound for me. Honestly, I have been re-awakend by the distinguished nature/temperance you exhibits and the realisation that you are a rare specie to be adored and cherished. I humbly pledged to guarantee your happiness forever.


Interestingly, this day, I crave for your LOVE. I have adore, cherish, crush and desired you un-noticing but this day, this night, and on nairaland, I'd decide to reply that intense feelings to your delight and fantasy. Out of millions, I have decided to seek your LOVE hoping you say YES to my advances. Advances cemented on true love and commitment. My lady, here lies the moment, the moment of Suspense, ecstasy,passion and prove of LoVE; will you be my love? My feelings and quest is one propelled by the fact that ''I can't let a value'' slip away.


Enjoy every bit of my sincere words to you guaranteed in TRUST and COMMITMENT. Ponder on this fact:''I can't remember my life before now and I don't want to have a life without you. My angel, if loving you is wrong, I refuse to be right.

I like this
*Opens Dictionary*

LOL!
I will admit I did it once. That was during the final of the UEFA champions league when Chelsea won the cup for the first time against Bayern. The thought of all these other half-baked teams mocking us if we didnt win made me taste bile.
Me and Baba God were besties that sunday.
#sweet memories.

dopeJemi: [b]
I'lL aLways be by ur side and be with u tru d Hard times, D sad times and of course d good times

Leave olofofo make dem talk, our love big pass dem

Over n over again, I'll tell u hau much I Love, cherish and adore U

Viva forever, I'lL aLways be here waiting 4 u Like d sun

Everytime I see ur moniker, my heart skips a beat, what av u done 2 me

You r d 1 I wanna spend d rest of my life with, d girL dat will bear my Last name, d girL I wanna show 2 d world, d girL I won't stop telling my friends about, d girL dat will carry my kids, d girL I wilL show 2 my parents and d girL I wanna marry

One of a kind, dats what u are

Under ur umbrelLa is where I wanna be

God knows d things I say r directLy 4rm my heart and true

Real Love is what I av 4 u and nothing can change dat

E no get one day wen I dey see u wen body no dey totori me

Everything abt just makes so much sense

DeviL sef know say our Love hot pass Im hell fire

I Love u die Like say 2moro no dey

Ever faithful I'll be, ever Lasting, our love will remain

Nau read d first Letter of each sentence straight down[/b]

Beautiful

dopeJemi: [b]
I'lL aLways be by ur side and be with u tru d Hard times, D sad times and of course d good times

Leave olofofo make dem talk, our love big pass dem

Over n over again, I'll tell u hau much I Love, cherish and adore U

Viva forever, I'lL aLways be here waiting 4 u Like d sun

Everytime I see ur moniker, my heart skips a beat, what av u done 2 me

You r d 1 I wanna spend d rest of my life with, d girL dat will bear my Last name, d girL I wanna show 2 d world, d girL I won't stop telling my friends about, d girL dat will carry my kids, d girL I wilL show 2 my parents and d girL I wanna marry

One of a kind, dats what u are

Under ur umbrelLa is where I wanna be

God knows d things I say r directLy 4rm my heart and true

Real Love is what I av 4 u and nothing can change dat

E no get one day wen I dey see u wen body no dey totori me

Everything abt just makes so much sense

DeviL sef know say our Love hot pass Im hell fire

I Love u die Like say 2moro no dey

Ever faithful I'll be, ever Lasting, our love will remain

Nau read d first Letter of each sentence straight down[/b]

Beautiful