₦airaland Forum

Cathaliya: as in? The thing don end?
God, abeg, make tomorrow no be like today....

alpha conde: Nigerians living in puapa new guinea let's meet here.

If I see this kind of thread on nairaland, I will automatically join the end time crew

Ishilove: Chineeeeke!! How did that obese woman even manage to get pregnant??

As for the seventeen year old kickboxer, it is obvious she was indulging in more than kickboxing practice after school hours

Kslib: CFCfan,congrats man!!
You be man..... E no easy to win woman heart with burial speech..
#just kidding##
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All izz well!

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]We're hereby forced by circumstance to declare[/color] CFCfan [color=crimson]the winner of SLOT 3, since[/color] [color=#000030]Mr knowitall.[/color] [color=crimson]went AWOL! That would be a 100 - 0 win for him.
CONGRATULATIONS![/color]

flolancracker: never said you are. we could make ours private u knw.

Speakdatruth: m facin ds. wot do u mean mumu? at least i woo persin

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Speakdatruth don enter ghost mode. . . I mean, "guest" mode. [/color]

flolancracker: hope I'd be †he robin thicke to your miley cyrus

flolancracker:

Speakdatruth: Caracta, imagine a summer day on the beach when suddenly a beautiful tropical rain started pouring. Your sundress got soaked while we struggled to stay sheltered under a palm tree.

In it we found
ourselves in total abandon, writhing in passion. We were enjoying the hot palm tree. I then felt your lips teasing my earlobes as I gently tugged on the buttons of your dress. My heart started to pound. I swear it was louder than
the thunder overhead. I trailed kisses down the side of your neck and would stop slowly as I nibbled your skin, while my hands cupped your breast$. My thumb teased
your nippl£ and You gasped as I felt this torment between your thighs. All you could do was
surrender to this wanton longing to be one. You pressed my body closer to yours. I was thrilled that
you felt exactly as I did. There may have been a
storm drowning your moans of pleasure, but the storm raging inside me was stronger! As I got hard, I knew I had to tell you how much I want you. I can’t wait until this is over, when I
know my dream will pale in comparison to the fire that will consume us both.

This wooing may come as a surprise to you, but I needed to tell you that, when we make love I feel
our bodies performing like
a true orchestra. Every sound and every movement
are in tune and there is harmony in every gesture;
everything is in place and I feel in harmony with the
entire universe.
Our bodies are instruments of mutual pleasure. The seldom times I open my eyes, I have a glimpse of
our shadows on the wall and it looks like a dance.

Our movements are precise and our souls are so light, as we give ourselves to one another. The sensation of fulfillment I experience when I am inside of you is
unforgettable. The desire of having you more and more is beyond any explanation. I wish those movements never ended and that I remained forever in your body. But
because those moments always come to a finish, there is no other option but to repeat them. I want us to dance to this music. I want to feel that
unshakable harmony that happens every time our skins touch. I want you
forever and always. I need
you in my life. Caracta just say yes.

Ishsoph: Rushes in from a board meeting holding a bouquet of flower
Looks left and right
Sights my adorable DEMELZA
Hands her the flower and seats beside her.
Took her hand unto mine and gave her a reassuring massage as we both smile to each other
Feeling fulfilled and ready to observe other guys sweat for their love

Kslib: .. What skills are you talking about? Lol
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All izz well!

Kslib: Lmao!! So you think using big big grammar will persuade my very sweet good friend mukina2 into giving me a ban ? Lol
You need to be banned cos you just questioned her sexuality which i find very disrurbing..lol
@mukina2,this babe needs to be banned for calling you "androgynous".
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All izz well!

Rexphobia: You can't have your cake and eat it

Kslib: Lmao @those wooing mukina2.. Mehn,those are the real men..
Kai!! mukina2 is very tough and your wooing lines must have that military touch and a brutal finishing...
I didnt call her a robot ooo..
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All izz well!

Ezeibe: chelsea really bleeped up last nite.... i think lukaku should........ #Shit# wat am i doing here ....wrong thread!

emmatok: See your hypocrisy, so sleeping with the pastor is bigger than sleeping with member.Both the pastor and members are mortal men with no difference.

Pastors sleeping with members is not new only a fool will make noise about it.