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Alfa Seltzer: It is however very telling that you know very little about your god that you would confuse it with our court jester.

Why would you guys give your court jester a name whose pronunciation is similar to the christian Jesus?
Satan's lost his creative mojo?

Alfa Seltzer: I think you are confusing our man-god Jizz-Us with another god of the christians called Jesus. Please they are not the same. Jesus is an enemy of my Master and we fight him. Jizz-Us, on the other hand is the fool in our Master's court. A god made man for our amusement.

Oh! Thanks for the clarification.
I knew it wasnt in you guys nature anyway

Alfa Seltzer: Try? No! We have past trying. He is now inside of us and is growing. His divine seed will manifest itself in a few months. My Master, unlike yours, is not a jealous type. He is very happy when we try new things.

Really?
But why does he try by all means to get back his former members who have left his fold to go to this "Jizzus"? Also I heard your master gets mad wen the dude's name is mentioned.
That seems to me to be insecurity coupled with jealousy.

What is the drastic decision you want to take concerning a girl who sees you as an ATM?

From your review, it seems like you have tried him. Hope your master wont go ballistic on your arsé

LOL! That girl is sharp.
@Op, I doubt if you can smell a golddigger even if she sits on your nose.
Asking you to get her a phone is just the first stage of the various demands she will place on you.
With most of the comments I see here, I thought guys have finally opened their eyes.

There goes my hope of Nokia joining the android train

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]Na pipu like u dem dey call ''Meychionu'' [/quote]All this because I care for Assnal? Let God judge

flolancracker: chill a photo will speak better, don't you think?

Just believe by faith

Samunosuke: Haters will always hate.
If Arsenal don't sign any players, problem.
If they sign players, problem.
If they lose, problem.
If they win, problem.
Even if they fart, problem. (Although, I can understand with this)

#iRemainAGunner

Its just our way of showing concern.

flolancracker: hmmm *arches eyebrow

I speak the gaddem truth.

Both the interviewer and interviewee are high on crack.
Funny às$ $hît.

LesbianBoy: Instead of otedola to go and pay his debt he is there attending weddings nonsense!

Is it your debt?
It pains you, why?

I no see Yuzedo for this pix o!
So them invite him two Banana Iceland neighbours, but exclude am?
@pix
This is what I call Boss!

[quote author=the_ripper3]If person wan chop meat, make person chop big meat na. Carlings cup na £5million . Make we leave am for swansea and cardiff to kill themselves over.[/quote]Now no be the time to choose.
Just win anything put for una trophy cabinet. The dust wey don accumulate there fit cause fog over Europe

saintvc: I wonder why arsenal likes last minute transfer?

Na during last minute things dey cheap.
Wenger knows

[quote author=the_ripper3]Oooh , thank U Jesus. It must have been hard for that tightwad manager of ours to let that kush go. Cazorla, rosicky, OZIL, arteta, Flamini , ramsey and wilshere looks like a formidable midfield. Na to go win champions league remain now.


UP GUNNERS.[/quote]Win Carling cup first!

What is the prize?

^^ Whats wrong in being an Omo mummy?
@post
There must be a story in there for both of them not to have seen for such a long period.
Good for them

And I thought I was flexible.
More practice I guess

All this ill-feeling just because he outed you on that wooing thread?
You are asking for matured comments but you arent being matured

^^I thought I was the only one that noticed it. Instead of her to concentrate in her English class, she dey propose to guy.
Anyway, no one said dreaming is a crime.

Klinee: Dis OP is an evil and every gay stories here is posted by him. I am sure he is one of the mod. And who is the owner of this site? police shuld arrest him. Gay is a criminal offense here in nigeria but this guy allow this evil-people to promote this evil here. Am tired of this gay stories everyday. The owner of this site should do something or else....!

There are a thousand and one stories on nairaland, why click on only the gay ones?
And stop your e-bragging, we both know you cant do zilch.

spookem: because it is against our base genetic
make up to have just 1 partner our entire
lives. We are built to procreate and have
as much genetic variance as possible.
Marraige is a contradiction of that.
Religion and culture try to control
behavior. Behavior that is literally DNA
encoded into us.
Sometimes the control works, sometimes
it doesnt. That is the reason people
cheat.
Most people cheat at some points in their
life. Its not a small majority, its most
everyone. Anything from gettin drunk n
kissing someone to having a full blown
affair. Not everyone gets caught though.
Some of us recognize that simple fact and
have quite happy open relationships. Not
everyone can do that though.. we've
been brainwashed our entire lives to go
against our nature.

Absolute Balderdash, Hogwash, CrinkumCrankum.

Sick paédòphile, no wonder his career didnt amount to anything.
Star actor indeed.

Willgates: what are you saying?

Its called sarcasm

I cant blame the girls who do this.
Blame the men who set unrealistic expectations for this women to aspire to.

Omogoriola sure looks like a gorilla.
Pathetic that a male runs his mouth like that.

All this road side awards...