₦airaland Forum

Could you guys pass the blunt you are smoking here?

#3,OOO.
He collected the money from me as a guarantee that I would see him later in church. Before the end of the day, riot happened in school and everywhere was shut down. This happened in June, saw him January of the following year when school reopened.
He's my bestfriend so no biggie.

Vessi:
are you a student of uniuyo?

Yes

keeper1:
so...you want agbada g.p?

I don already comment.
E no go work.

keeper1:
Believe me...if you view and refuse to comeent..if you are a student?=>your c.g.p.a would be slim fitted to your least size........if you are not a student=>your lover would dislove you b4 feb 14

Oniranu

Op Thank you for this info.
I will utilise it judiciously.

bokohalal:
Hahahaha! One man carry im family with placards na im be "Nigerians".

ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I think say na only me see am o!

Gbana-inspired insight.

adamskutty:
Arrant nonsense from a demented nitwit.

I am igala.

Some people who obviously know your state more than you will be like "You spell like a Yoruba person masquerading as igala".

Go tell your girlfriend to look for something to keep her busy.

timawoku:
see this man!

Niqqa is so broke, he can't even pay attention.

Oga!
Why you siddon dey count other people money?
You be joint signatory for him account wey you decide to carry the matter for head?

Na pyjamas Dbanj wear so?

See how Dokpesi used his own hands to ruin his company. 4years ago, AIT was among the bastion of our democracy and one of the leading lights in the media.
Who would have thought they would now be in the same league with NTA?
A good name is indeed better than all the riches of the earth.

This hediot is only concerned with his reputation in church.
Bascard!

Sanchez01:
[size=14pt]The aura of cluelessness radiating around this man is like a glory that can never be hidden [/size]

Fear God na!

A girl is giving you clear signs that she is no longer interested in what you have to offer and you are there playing Romeo.
When she finishes dealing with you to the best of her ability, you would come and open a thread on how wicked Nigerian girls are.
I just tire!

saaedlee:
Well, Nigerians will decide, meanwhile why don't we all do the following;

1. Go to you Polling Centre on the 14th of Febuhari.
2. Cast your vote
3. Protect your Vote till it has been counted.

Number 4 is complusory...







4. Stay, watch and hear General Muhammadu Buhari declared Winner

5. Dance Shoki
6. Repeat 5 till May29th

Flesh and blood has definitely not revealed this to you.
Those are my exact plans.

shockwave91:
Nna eh...i don tire i wan begin dey attack dem

There is obviously something about you that attracts them.
Try and work on it.

Only from the stables of Mills & Boons.

shockwave91:
@ least ur nt a guy hu gets hit on by older nasty men

Your story sounds juicy.
Kpele

The man obviously did something wrong.
This na her method of punishment.

Ok we now know you have snagged a white woman as your fiancee.
Thanks for the info.

ShakurM:
At the 11th hour...
Who's this Negroid Clown?

A failed musician who is now a columnist.

Op are you sure you are a Nigerian?
Nigerian guys no dey dull like this na.
You want to accept someone whom despite the love you had for her told you to your face that you were not man enough for her
Chai!

APC rallies looks like parties.
They are really having fun.
Thats how we will all dance into Aso rock come feb 14.

I see nuffin wrong with it.

teemanbastos:

o.p what wia u duin sinz october 2014?

I wonder!

DickDastardly:
Thanks and gerrrrrrrrrrrroutovia!

Come push me out.