₦airaland Forum

thrizzle:
im a member of the GEJ otueke welcome back home comittee we are waiting for GEJ feb 15 welcome back home our brother .

The party is at the jona family house from feb 15 - may 29 2015

My brother, is there any aso-ebi? I need to sew correct style.

After the man land her the kin slap wey dey do factory reset, how the girl go take remember these moves?

GEJ: Omo anything for me??
Nigerians: GEJ nothing for you!

GEJ should just inaugurate a committee that will be responsible for making sure his things get safely to Otueke.
I can volunteer to be among those who will do the leg work, free of charge.

The time should move faster so they can get to Lagos. This suspense is killing me!

HNosegbe:
Fayose doesn't seem to realize that the STU-PID statement is actually having a reverse effect. I know TWO people who have decided to vote for Buhari precisely because of the drivel he spewed this morning.

My uncle who planned on not voting went to get his PVC after seeing that advert this morning. Even though he does not like both candidates, based on this advert, he is voting GMB as a sign of protest.
@Post, Agbero Fayose, keep up the good work. I cannot wait for you to be cut down to size when GMB assumes office.

Yes you have.
I just learned something new.
Thank you.

Wah Da F^ck!!!!!!!??
This is horrible!
OMG!

DickDastardly:
You know where you enter so
Dem no tell you Call anybody wen you wan call na here i tanda
Infact begin dey comot for here before i loose temper. *drags him roughly by the hand and flings him outside*

Is this how you treat a lady?
Becos I no wear make-up, I come resemble man abi?
See as u just dey pour insult for my body because I say make I pity you instead of going to Sheraton wey I be wan go.
I no blame you

JonBee1:
Naija sweet na im una run go yankee?

As in...
If you tell dem to come back, dem fit curse your ancestors.

DickDastardly:
Hehehehe you sopos andastand naa
I wan 1st dey sure say u no be eke-man na. Oya the viju milk, how much own

Viju milk ke? I resemble pikin?
Abi you just wan yab me?
Do you know who I be?
Do you know my connections?
Dont you know I can buy this bar at the drop of a hat and throw you into the streets?
*removes fone*
Let me call my broda the commissioner.
You go hear am today.

DickDastardly:
Go join market women, we no dey sell gossip for here. See ur mouth like "nyoting tu keee the maaath bisii"?

Why you dey para?
I dey refer to isi-ewu na and all the other meat family.
If you no sabi run this business, you beta sell am odawise you go soon enter bankruptcy.

Gosh!
You only do drinks, nothing to keep the mouth busy

Na for this Naija roads person go wear this one
I aint ready to be a cripple.
Thank you.

seunlayi:
thousands are been killed, should he still waste time talking too much on the girls?

If your daughter or sisters were among those girls will you spit this trash?
Those people wanted their Chief Security Officer to at least say something to prove that he cares and still had them in mind but instead what did they get? A president who did not even acknowledge them.
Did you not watch the speech given by president Obama who was on the verge of tears over the Sandy Hook killings?
Must we play politics with everything?
Jesus!

TheIROKO:
ORJI UZOR KALU
TONY ELUMELU
JIM OVIA all are in Forbes and they made their fortunes without owning a single oil block and are not pastors but through hardwork

The inclusion of Orji Kalu totally nullifies your post.

Clerverly:
This Buhari sef, Na god?? Why do people love him so much?? Na wah!

Oga me sef no fit explain am.
I just love this man!

Yet Forbes does not recognize any of them!
When you mention Jet owners, Dangote, Alakija, Adenuga, Oyedepo, Adeboye etc comes to mind.
I dey laff o!!!!!

ProfessorPeter:
person where e no get certificates e dey fit right an article?

See the kin sentence you write? No meaning at all, looking worse than writings of an illiterate.
Do yourself a service, go back to primary school and stop worrying about your betters.

phapi:
why is Ameachi wearing a white sole snikers? thought he is wearing a black corporate suit. SHIT

he can't even take proper care of himself again all coz of the old loses General is paying undue loyalty to

symptoms of a dead on arrival journey

See this mumu that cannot construct a legible sentence. Coming here to critique his betters.
Wetin person no go see?

So na only Lagos matter this people dey get mouth?

I was thinking of opening similar thread.
I have never seen such blatant display of bias against APC. The bastàrd mods dont even try to hide it.
Frontpage is only filled with GEJ's pseudo achievements even when some of them are outright lies. Only threads mocking Buhari are moved to the frontpage for fo.ols to feast on.
Haba!

Rareantagonist:
Brethren,
This is a desperate and urgent call from the throne of
Grace that the brethren in Christ are about to make the
greatest error of their lives by selling off their kingly
heritage for a mess of pottage called "change". Change
into what? Change into what happened to Egypt , Sudan, Lybia, Algeria and Turkey which were once flourishing
Christian countries but because the brethren there also
sold their souls on the premise of "it does not matter"
they became the last set of Christians in those countries!
Remember Turkey! It was the beautiful Christian country
called Constantinople! Today it is history! The foundation of the planned islamisation of Nigeria was
taken in 1989 in Abuja by OIC. Since then they have not
looked back! Our Government gave them a contribution
of 21 billion dollars then! Wonder then where the funding
of boko Haram is coming from? They have painfully now
infiltrated one of the biggest denominations in Nigeria and offered one of their best Pastors -a Professor,a Vice
presidential Slot! Now a larger community of that
denomination now promotes this "change"! They did it in
Constantinople ! Remember brethren, that the biggest
denomination of Christians in the North - the EYN has
been wiped off! All their churches burnt. You may say that it is the North it can't get here! They said the same
thing in Sudan, Libya, Algeria and Constantinople! How come the brethren have become so dulled in the Spirit
that they no longer are sensitive?
We may be the last Christians in Nigeria if this grave
error the brethren is about to commit is not averted! Our
Lord Jesus is greatly miffed by our irresponsibilit y as His Followers! How come we no longer hear Him! The
Great shepherd of the Sheep! How come that Christians
have forgotten that this country was made
ungovernable by these same people and Christians are
holding the wrong person responsible? How come? The
signs of the eventual Islamization of Nigeria are awash in the 1999 constitution where Islam, Sharia are mentioned
more than 100 times.! Not a single mention of Christ or
Christianity! You say it does not matter. Now, mark it
you cannot amend the constitution without a bitter
progrom!
Brethren, the night is here! We must contend for the faith and our heritage which was handed once and for all to
us by our maker!
Don't relent, sound this trumpet....We will not be the last
Christians in Nigeria! Amen.

See a waste of God's creation. This one don sell him brain, nothing dey inside again.
Oloriburuku somebody.

You can see his military background in the way he carries himself. One can never catch him slouching.
Respect Sir!

He's a grown man, the mom will just have to deal with it.
I don't think you should interfere in anyway.

But guys it might be possible that the billboard is indeed true.
Since Jona is the Jesus of Otueke, it wont be hard for him to perform this kind of miracle. Just a word from him could replicate this exact type of estate around the country.
#OurHomegrownJesus

amiskurie:
Please,can someone let's make babies?

And I used to think it was only women that had baby fever.

BlackTechnology:
Buhari can't rule until SS completes her 2 terms.

Says which constitution?
Okrika constitution?
Anyway, you are entitled to your opinion Sir.

BlackTechnology:
The reality of life is that SS must complete their 2 terms like SW


So it is either we support him or BH

For me

I stand with him

What of you.?

Its Buhari all the way!
We cannot survive four more years of GEJ, it will kill us.

BlackTechnology:
The reality of not bowing to neocolonialism has forced him to do so

Now that reality has confronted him, it is our duty as good citizens to support him.

LOL! You are funny.
Dont worry, we will support him in Otueke.