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diarra94: when kissing use your tongue to clean her mouth. its easy, cheap, and avoids embarrassment.

Be nice!

In other words, your ex-girlfriend wants you to be her spérm donor so she could have your child. I am surprised that you, a married man, is even considering the proposal!!
What kind of men are being bred nowadays
I only feel sorry for your wife, poor woman.

Fans among those racist Indians?
Make I no talk my church mind.

lorretta u: Check this out:

One day a long time ago. When I was still a very very good girl , I was on my back from choir practice with a christain brother and we were talking about how mean our master was. I kept ranting cos I was so pissed at him for punishing me( didn't get my cadences right and he made me stay behind to practice after others left) anyway I was just going on and on about how mean he was. Out of the blues,this christain brother picked a sweet-smelling white rose from the church flower hedge and put it in my hair

Ooohh my. I blushed to my feet
And I shut up immediately. I don't forget that incident even tho I'm sure he has forgotten it.

You see when u love ur baby and she's nagging u about something non-stop, pick a flower put it her hair and kiss her on the fore-head. She'll shut up forever

While this story is very cute, it cant happen in Nigeria. Not because the men are unromantic but because flowers are not readily found in this region. We dont grow flowers in Nigeria and the ones imported from abroad are expensive.
Which guy wont pick the cheap alternative of picking out flowers for a girl especially when compared to spending money on gifts? The guys only make do with what they have. And that is where eateries come to the rescue.

LOL @ O' sara sara. Sorry Op, its pretty funny.
Doris Day - Que Sera Sera.

You mean those plastic flowers sprayed with perfume? I'll pass on that.
The ones I know are pretty romantic.

Give them belle.

Na wa o!
When you were toasting her up and down, didnt you perceive anything?
Or has love lost its sense of smell in addition to being blind?

entadaplace1: . It happened bro, a view from u wud make my day and perhaps u cud see more interesting topic too!

LOL!
Very suave marketing.

IAMBREEZY: i like it like this.

Are you Andyblaze? Wait o! Dont tell me you are eyeing him!

Seriously was there ever a time in Naija that girls were scarce?

Jeez!!!
Andyblaze you are ug-lee. No offence!

Baba gene is very strong. All his children even those from different mothers, look like him.
HML.

Her mom was a beauty!

So Wande was this fine?
Now he looks like a barrel of oil.

Chanchit: You sure say na Fela be that..? This one wei be like person wei dey advertize alabukun, cos I fear NL pix, them fit bring sponge bob, call am Patrick..

Haba!
Na this kin injury alabukun dey cure?
@op, abeg turn the face small make I confirm whether na Fela be that.

fairygeh: Go MJ,you rock.can't wait to carry my twins too.

Congrats on your twins o! But e go hard to carry both of them for back.

What a thread!

[quote author=Mynd_44]It was not so harmless[/quote]It was!
Nothing out of the ordinary happened.

myOGAonTOP: Swap scenarios and characters : a Nigerian woman will blame airtel network for diverting someone else's message to her phone and the poor husband may commit suicide.

You cannot fault Naija women for being sharp, its resident in our genes.
@topic, 30yrs of marriage just fell apart because of a harmless dinner.

powerblaze: Hand him dis one

As long as the computer can be put on the laps, na still laptop.

He talks too much for a guy.

In this Naija? Yeah right!
What is her star value?
What does she add to the numerous events she gate-crashes apart from going there to struggle for party rice?
She's a Z-list celeb, not even on par with OAP's like Toolz, Freeze or even Denrele who adds colour to every event he attends..
Babe is just trying to save face.

I would still pick them over the others.
Their swag is outta this world.
Btw, this should be in the romance section

Its been long she posted her nàked pix. Hope she neva turn born again?

This is the only thing glo is good for.
Rubbish network.

Some men forget that it is impossible to turn a ho into a wife.

Its always the D-list celebs that dress like this. They would do anything to get their names in the tabloids.

presher: LOL I STUDY MENTAL RELATED PROBLEMS, AND LET ME TELL U A SECRET(CLOSE THE DOOR) AM ONCE A STUDENT IN YABALEFT

I hope you dont have a relapse because you dey behave as if Andyblaze don bite you.

Dr. Presher, with the way you are going, I might be tempted to think you are also going mad.