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CelebritiesRe: Photo: Toke Makinwa's New Afro Look by demelza: 8:19pm On Sep 15, 2013
Looks like a bleached-out ghost.
RomanceRe: How Do I Convince My 23year Old Boyfriend To Let Marrie? Am Only 19 by demelza: 8:15pm On Sep 15, 2013
I hope ASUU isn't a reason for this decision?
Why the haste anyway, you got your life ahead of you.
CelebritiesRe: Banky W's Girlfriend Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Body by demelza: 7:34pm On Sep 15, 2013
Why is she showing us nyash wey she no get?
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Justin Bieber Grows A Beard by demelza: 7:12pm On Sep 15, 2013
Going through the first two pix, I was searching for the beard.
Not until I discovered the 5 strands of hair in the 3rd pix.
Mtcheew!
Jokes EtcRe: Difference Between P Square's ''personally'' Stunt And Michael Jackson's by demelza: 7:03pm On Sep 15, 2013
Have you been thrown out of romance section?
CultureRe: African Culture Is Dying! by demelza: 5:12pm On Sep 15, 2013
This is sadly one of the bane of Africa.
We take absolute delight in upgrading and embracing other cultures to the detriment of ours.
Look at countries like India, China etc, that hold on tightly to their culture and are even exporting it abroad. There is no country in the world where Chinese are resident that you wont see a China town. Chinese and Indian cuisines are some of the in-thing around the world.
Go to our universities and see youths claiming Ajebo because they cant speak their language when they should be hiding their face in shame.
We act as if we were the only ones colonized.
Its really sad.
CelebritiesRe: [exclusive Interview] Dammy Krane Opens Up On Relationship With Yvonne Nelson by demelza: 4:48pm On Sep 15, 2013
Ms Spaqs: 19? Na wa o
Im surprised as well.
I dont care for his music but goodluck to him.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia's Baby Mama, Sunmbo Adeoye, Shares New Family Photos by demelza: 4:43pm On Sep 15, 2013
Iyawo Pastor, I see you.
Fine pictures.
RomanceRe: She Is Public-shy But Pro-active In Private by demelza: 4:38pm On Sep 15, 2013
Not everyone likes public display of affection. There isnt anything wrong with her behaviour.
FamilyRe: My Corp Member Niece Gave Her Brand new Car As Seed Of Faith In Her Church by demelza: 3:19pm On Sep 15, 2013
vivianc: LWKMD! grin grin Naija pastors eh?

I remember when I almost dashed out my 50k at a church program i attended years back (when I still dey go church). The pastor kept on blabbing about how God told him he would bless 50 souls in the gathering, we were all jumping up to claim the blessing. He said something magnificient would happen in the lives of these people, that God is showing him a glorious picture but for these 50 people to tap into this blessing we would sow a seed of 50k each. Oh boy no be small thing, i begin sweat seriously and I had 50k in my handbag. He smooth-talked more and less than 20 people came out. I was still battling with my spirit on whether to come out or not when he now said "if you have 40k you can also tap into the blessing." That was when i knew God didn't tell him anything cos I know God's word is Yea and Amen and I didn't bother. He kept on going from 40k....20k.....10.......5k......2k......oya 1k, the next thing he started searchng people's bags. I just opened my bag, removed my money and tucked it away in my small make up kit. grin grin

No be me pastors go take shine abeg.
LMFAO!
Are you sure you arent making this up?
You mean the Pastor left the pulpit and searched the bags of everyone?
Thank God for your escape!
CultureRe: Indian And Nigerian Multicultural Wedding by demelza: 3:00pm On Sep 15, 2013
Beautiful couple!
Those Indian saris are just too cute.
I am surprised to see a light-skinned Indian getting married to a black man. I guess their caste system is loosening its hold on them.
Again, their saris are too cute, wish I could get married in one.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Eldee Replies Rude Fan On Twitter by demelza: 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2013
A very pompous goat.
This f00l cant even dust the feet of D'banj when it comes to earnings.
I dont blame him, I only blame those who think he is all that.
A$$hole
CelebritiesRe: Top 21 Richest Nigerians As Revealed By Forbes by demelza: 2:44pm On Sep 15, 2013
So Raymond Dokpesi is this rich and yet still owes his staff almost a year salary?
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele's Sister, Ayo Ola-mohammed And Denrele Edun Strike A Pose (PHOTO) by demelza: 1:26pm On Sep 15, 2013
If not for their size, one wont be able to differentiate between Funke and her sister.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Proper For Couples To Play Romantically In Church? by demelza: 8:51am On Sep 15, 2013
Its a very rude and classless behaviour. I am guessing they are newly-weds or they are just being plain annoying.
There are places where decorum is expected of everybody and the church is one of such.
I am sure the church is a new generation one where almost anything goes, if it were to be an orthodox church they would have been put in their place.
CelebritiesRe: John Legend And Chrissy Teigen Say "I Do"!! by demelza: 7:42am On Sep 15, 2013
Poor guy!
He finally married this lousy woman.
Congrats sha
FamilyRe: My Corp Member Niece Gave Her Brand new Car As Seed Of Faith In Her Church by demelza: 7:09am On Sep 15, 2013
So despite all the prosperity and faith messages the Pastor has been preaching, his God couldnt provide even a bicycle for him? Dont worry, since she gave that small car as seed expect her to reap limousine.
If you are unemployed and this type of story does not motivate you to go open a church, your case dey una village coven.
CelebritiesRe: PICTURE: Rita Dominic And Iceprince Looking Good Together by demelza: 6:54am On Sep 15, 2013
Good ko, Gulder ni.
Make Ice Prince go find him level jare.
CelebritiesRe: Rihanna Puts Rude Fan In Check. She Went Hard! Lol by demelza: 6:51am On Sep 15, 2013
Thats Queen Riri!
She brooks no nonsense from nobody.
TV/MoviesRe: TV station(s) That Airs The Most Educative Programmes? by demelza: 10:06pm On Sep 14, 2013
uzeba: EMMANUEL TV
grin
FashionRe: Best Dressed Nigerian Men In 2013 By MODE Men Magazine.. You Agree? by demelza: 10:02pm On Sep 14, 2013
yuzedo: ok sooooo wear is my name in dis least?? angry angry angry
Chief calm down. This is a list for small bois. You belong in Dangote and co's list.
Calm down, let them have their fun.
FashionRe: Best Dressed Nigerian Men In 2013 By MODE Men Magazine.. You Agree? by demelza: 9:57pm On Sep 14, 2013
Bryancrox: i wish u 14yrs imprisonment with hard labour
grin Did you whip out your magic wand while typing this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 9:31pm On Sep 14, 2013
joeydozzy: You my baby wink
Drop the SMA Gold first. There is no free adoption anywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Lebron James’ Bride by demelza: 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2013
After 2kids, thank Zeus they are getting married.
I am surprised she's also black, I guess not all of them have been white-washed.
RomanceRe: Is It A Sign That She Loves Me??? by demelza: 9:19pm On Sep 14, 2013
grin This is actually funnier than those dry jokes you always post in joke section.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 9:01pm On Sep 14, 2013
iykofias: royalty wit a blue blood? Hahahahhaaha_mohammed kum n see mumu o!
*whisperin*
Dude, I am here cringing on your behalf. You just displayed your illiteracy to the world. The dictionary definition of blue-blood means noble/royal birth.
That is why Queen Elizabeth is referred to as a blue-blood.
In case of next time, USE GOOGLE.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:56pm On Sep 14, 2013
write2obi: Who is this one? siddon joor
Excuse me was you saying something?
Uhn uhn you cant tell me nofin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:36pm On Sep 14, 2013
joeydozzy: grin grin

Add am SMA gold grin
grin See better person.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:35pm On Sep 14, 2013
ichidodo: I dey coach you nah, Open your mouth, say aaaaaaarrrgghh.
Blank stare
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:21pm On Sep 14, 2013
ichidodo: I still have my bowl of garri o! I can only give you two bailer (spoons).Open your mouth, aaarggghh
Na you wan drink the garri abi you wan give me?
Why you dey follow open mouth?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:18pm On Sep 14, 2013
Olaolufred: Royalty should be seen in your mental and reason, not in this foolish go to lagoon or transfomer.
So try to earn that royalty by your reason and actions, hence you will not need to tell us how royal you are.
Chelsea fans, how I wish they can grow up.
Mr.Man, why carry this matter for your head? If they refuse to grow up nko?
Ejo leave them, we like it like that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by demelza: 8:11pm On Sep 14, 2013
sicily4u: tell your father to shut up, goat
Why dont you show me an example by using your father, cow.

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