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saddler: After spENDing a fortune to acquire a luxury and after using it for a TIME of about 5 years, all you could do because you were unsatified by the performance of the car is to ram it?Haba!
One thing is certain, in my country Nigeria, THINGS like this do not happen.

E be like say una no dey tire

justplainpaul: I thought important topics are surposed to make front page. why put this trash on fp?

Take up your case with the Mods and hope they give a hoot

justplainpaul: I`m with you bruh. these are the same people complaining about how bad the economy is. not knowing that they are the one contributing to the bad economy by talking about celebs everytime instead of doing something worthwhile. if a celeb goes to his toilet, they will discuss about it, she wears the latest designer clothes, they will compare her with another celeb wearing the same dress. Haba! una no get work?

Oga you miss road? If you want serious news enter the politics section, this is the celeb section in case you didnt notice

Andyblaze: U been dey hope? U too ratchet 4 em

Mind your gaddem bizness you imp

ighoosagie: use ur head 2 work it out.
Lola is beautifully made why Anita is fearfully made.



D gods re wise

Every woman is beautiful na

Are you trying to tell me that p-square are now off the market?

Aww..
Agbani I wish you success in this endeavour. But in a clime like ours, this does not look feasible.

Andyblaze: but darling pig, you know that i have spent alot of money on her buying her a car and also furnishing her apartment and i have always nack her the tin in bed very well, atleast she's suppose to try to get me something better as a way to appreciate me...ph.d

But sugar dog, that does not change the fact that she considers you as big, nasty troll. And I am sure she sees your phd as a gold ring in the snout of a pig.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..so ladies..why do u clearly prefer us? ..please advise! [/quote]If you remove yourself from the equation, maybe people will take this seriously.

Andyblaze: Sweetrat the problem isn't even the gift. The problem is that its too cheap. Cheaps perfume irritate my skin, i'm sure she did that on purpose to irritate my skin, then i'll start scratching, then i'll peel off my skin, then the person go come die.

Honey goat, I still believe that what she bought is totally ok for someone with your mental capacity. You are a friggin troll and deserve no less.

Why spend her hard-earned money on someone like you? You see perfume you no thank God

homesteady: This is not even close to the torment she has given some Nlanders!

tpia don open thread for you. Its slowly getting blawdy

LewsTherin: I AM. For crying out loud. It is I AM. Why is that so hard?

Since it sounds alike, peeps just write it that way.

Why are you including yourself in the list of handsome boys? Dude you aint all that

[quote author=god_of_music]Banned by Briareos in TV/Movies for Derailing of
thread, instigating fights, fighting, and insulting
members . Ban expires on 11:18pm On Sep 23

Banned by sexkillz in Politics for Trolling. Ban expires
on 10:59am On Dec 27

THIS IS SHEET!!![/quote]Why are you still posting comments? Is this your version of quitting

berem: Oga, i don't believe at all! The person i quoted seems not to know i quoted him. LOL!

No let me sue you for mistaken identity o! Na chick I be

steg0miah: Lady mba! She is an angry, lonely old woman

homesteady: Did you call that agbero a lady?? Jeez!!

If tpia decides to comment, make I compile the name-callers for easy attack.

berem: Have your drink.

There have been threads about the Lagos Ibadan expressway undergoing repairs. Can you please confirm if the contractors handling the road are on ground?

Madam, dont tell me you dont believe the news on nairaland again? I thought they posted pictures of the road being constructed?

[quote author=maxwello.yg]the beast sef fit handle over 10 bad Nlanders, no shaking![/quote]Dont be foul! Not good referring to a lady as a beast.

Jakumo: Praising Jeeesus every so often, and waving my arms in the air like I just don't care, I enjoyed this video of Pastor O'yeah's Holy Warriors administering a lesson for state tax collectors who thought they could seek to reap taxes from The Anointed, as though He were some mere mortal. Well, those tax collectors won't phuck with Pastor O'Yeah ever again.

My only complaint about this incident is that while all those Holy Slaps, Holy Punches and Holy Kicks were being applied to the church's un-invited visitors, the Holy Warriors should have offered AUDIBLE blessings and prayers to sanctify the assault, so that viewers could better empathise with the attacking mob of God-Fearing strong-arm men.

"Taketh yee this left uppercut, son, but thinketh NOT of thine flying teeth, in the name of Jeeeesus our Lord, Amen !"

"As I implanteth mine metal boot up yo' asz, may the Holy Spirit rewardeth thine pain with speed for thine safe escape, Amen."

"Closer to thine Lord shalt you goeth, when I connect to your ugly, tax-collecting mug with this devastating right hook. "

Jesus never commanded his followers to behave this way, so your statement is invalid. Besides using his name in a fight amounts to vain use which is a sin

steg0miah: Seconded, the Op is seriously looking for trouble.

To the Op, why are you stalking her on line, are you obssessed with her?

Waiting for some monikers to comment, chief amidst them are; babyosisi(can't 4get that bloody e-fight they had then: die, die)lool, r231, freigburger, mynd....

Grabs a seat, this thread gotta be interesting!

Your plan will fail in Jesus name. Its not fair wanting that amount of people to gang up on one person but I know tpia is more than equal to the task.

Andyblaze: just tell me u dont feel aroused by that thighs near her vjay

Pervert

Who dash am ferrari

Thank God its a small croc and not those huge monstrosities.

You must really be obsessed with her. Why not send a PM to her and hopefully you both can take it from there.

tellwisdom: You rub Shiite for face??

Make your head correct this morning

Where does this desperation for attention come from?

Ok I don see am.

He was just starting out in soundcity so most of those mistakes were expected. I dont see it as a diss. Dude is just comparing his before and his now.

These artists would tu.sh up and attend just to go and receive an award that would be presented to them in an empty backyard.
Mtcheew.