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Bookmakers... Which way??

i need help from you guys,i've been using d samsung galaxy tab 8.9 for a while nw but i've always been trying to figure out a way of making calls wit it,i havent been able to. pls guys is there any app i can install to make calls. i already tried 3cx phone,even gsm arena has nt been helpful. need ur advice guys.

have it 4 ur mind dah "A lock DAT can be opened by many keys is a useless lock ,but a key dat can open many locks is a Master Key.

@OP,u re beginning to sound like a single and searching deeper life woman in her late 30s... are u still single sha?

Pickpockets use much more than sleight of
hand, they hack your
brain’s weaknesses.
My mother has eyes in the back of her head. She
also taught me from an early age to be
suspicious of strange men, especially when they
give you presents. Which makes it all the more
surprising that a “nice man” bearing flowers
managed to swipe #5000 from her purse, while
she was holding it in her hands and looking
straight at it.
“He said he was collecting for a church charity
so I pulled out a #500 note,” she explains. “He said
“no, no, that’s too much” and offered to look in
my purse to find a smaller note. He must have
slid out the #5000 at the same time. I
didn’t even notice until an hour later. I felt so
stupid.”
But she needn’t feel bad. According to
neuroscientists our brains come pretty much
hard-wired to be tricked, thanks to the vagaries
of our attention and perception systems. In fact,
the key requirement for a successful pickpocket
isn’t having nifty fingers, it’s having a working
knowledge of the loopholes in our brains. Some
are so good at it that researchers are working
with them to get an insight into the way our
minds work.
So while sleight of hand helps, it’s as much
about capturing all of somebody’s attention with
other movements. Street pickpockets also use
this effect to their advantage by manufacturing a
situation that can’t help but overload your
attention system. A classic trick is the ‘stall’,
used by pickpocketing gangs all over the world.
First, a ‘blocker’, walks in front of the victim (or
‘mark’) and suddenly stops so that the mark
bumps into them. Another gang member will be
close behind and will bump into both of them
and then start a staged argument with the
blocker. Amid the confusion one or both of them
steal what they can and pass it to a third
member of the gang, who quickly makes off with
the loot.
“People think it’s about distracting someone by
making them look away but it’s actually about
directing the mind towards something,”. If I wanted you to stop looking at something on the table it’s much easier for me to give you a good reason to look at something else. If I give you two or three things to focus on and the one I want you to avoid isn’t one of
them, then that’s even better because now you
have the illusion of choice.”

Other tactics are more psychological.
Pickpockets tend to hang out near ‘beware of
pickpockets’ signs, because the first thing people
do when they read it is check they still have their
valuables, helpfully giving away where they are.
And in my mother’s case, the thief’s best trick
was not coming across like a pickpocket. “He
was a very nice guy and very personable. Not
someone that would cause you to suspect,” she
says.
“They employ some clever tactics. A classic is
that a girl comes up to you outside of a club and
starts talking to you and as she’s doing it she
starts rocking very gently. And the person thinks
they are rocking so they compensate and start
rocking and fall over. And she’s very kind and
she helps you up and maybe her friend helps,
too. You stumble off and the next morning you
realise your watch has gone and your wallet is
gone, everything’s gone.”
Still, knowing about all these tricks can make you
a little less likely to have your valuables pilfered.
At the very least, Brown says, it’s an idea not to
zone out too much in public. “A street thief will
avoid like the plague people who are
demonstrating a very open awareness of their
environment. The man on the tube who is
looking around, being very aware, they won’t go
anywhere near,” And as my mother would no
doubt remind you, it’s also an idea to keep away
from strangers with flowers.

Is there truth to the idea that men prefer blue
and women like pink? It’s easy to spot the girls’ section of a children’s
clothes shop because most of it is pink. I know a
lot of parents who insist that they would like their
daughters to wear something different, but pink
seems to hold an irresistible allure for them. But
is that really true? Is it inevitable that girls are
born to grow up to prefer pink?
But there is one way at least in which pink can
be useful for both women and men. Back in 2002
researchers in Switzerland who were keen to
increase the response rate to surveys, found that
printing questionnaires on coloured paper made
no difference, unless the paper was pink, in
which case 12% more people filled it in.
Colours, it seems, influence our behaviour much
more than we realise.
And most guys have also been studied to avoid putting on pink but see blue or red as a more masculine colour.... So what's ur take when colour is involved?

Scientists at Google have created artificial
intelligence software that can describe the
contents of photographs far more accurately than
ever before.
The software's description of pictures was similar
to that written by a human.
As well as making it easier to search for images,
the software could be used to help blind people
understand pictures better, Google said.
Stanford University has also announced a
breakthrough in the same field.
The machine-learning software developed by
Google used two neural networks - one which
deals with image recognition, the other with
natural language processing.
Neural networking is a computational model that
mimics some of the same architecture used in the
brain. Such systems have a series of
interconnected neurons which can take information
from a variety of sources and are also capable of
learning.
The neural network developed by Google was the
work of four scientists - Oriol Vinyals, Alexander
Toshev, Samy Bengio and Dumitru Erhan.
"A picture may be worth a thousands words," they
wrote on the Google Research blog.
"But sometimes it's the words that are the most
useful - so it's important we figure out ways to
translate from images to words automatically and
accurately."
Two years ago Google researchers created image-
recognition software and showed it 10 million
images taken from YouTube videos. After three
days the programme had taught itself how to pick
out pictures of cats.

South
Africa head coach Ephraim
Mashaba has dismissed
speculations that he will be
fielding a very weak starting
lineup against Nigeria in Wednesday’s Africa Cup of
Nations qualifier.
The Afcon 2013 hosts though have booked a place in
the championship billed for Equatorial Guinea, the
former South Africa U17 tactician insists that his
side will be aiming to end the qualifying series
without defeat.
"First, we don’t have to break the momentum of the
team and I must tell you that the players called up
for this game are here on merit,” Mashaba told Goal.
"We will not parade a weak team against Nigeria
because we want to continue with our impressive
form and we are looking forward to winning this
game.
"Though we’ve already booked a place to the
Nations Cup, my side will be hoping to end the
qualifying series on a high note.
South Africa are yet to secure a win against the
Super Eagles, coach Mashaba insists the game
billed for the Akwa Ibom Stadium will definitely be a
different affair.
"Yesterday, today, and tomorrow will never be the
same. What happened yesterday shouldn’t be used
as a yardstick to determine what will happen
tomorrow (Wednesday).
"You are aware we’re building a new team, that is
why you can see these junior players and their
achievement tells you where the confidence is
coming from.
“We played the Eagles to a goalless draw in Cape
Town and all people could say was that my side was
fortunate. This time around, we will be hoping to
play the best of football and hopefully get a win,” he
concluded.
South Africa will be missing the services of Thulani
Serero and Lehlohonolo Majoro for this crunch game.
The duo have been ruled out due to injury

At least 48 people were this morning killed at the government comprehensive senior science school in Potiskum,Yobe state. After an explosion occured as students gathered for morning assembly before classes began.
Some reporte suggested that the bomb was carried in the backpack of a suicide bomber,dressed as a student who stood in the midst of the students as the morning assembly was going. About 79 other students who were injured have been rushed to Potiskum General Hospital, not too far from the school.

Wey danny

Small p, abeg use dah chelsea match serve as a reminder of d germany-brasil match...u knw wetin I dey talk na. Pls don't stop scoring

*spreads mat* waiting for diz to make FP

* all abortions lead to death or d woman nt being able to give birth anymore.

* u can actually get hit by a parked car.

*dat u can shoot a fellow on d leg and blood comes out from d chest

* dat a gallant mother of 4,status still reads #team virgin,#team jesus

*Ghosts look left and right b4 crossing road. Nawa o

* person dies with Afro,d ghost kun dey appear wit lowcut #barber dey grave?

* issokay when ur bf sends u #1500 recharge card and u still flash him to say thank you"

*girls of abt 3ft talking abt dating a guy of 8''10 ft man...WTF u wanna kiss?his ankles?

*dat d worst way of break-up is via d gateman,"oga say make I no open gate for you again"...chai

*if u kum to my house and u find ice cream container,don't get too excited there's probably stew inside.


Add whatever una don learn frm nollywood,kip it rollin.

merieam16:
U don't need 2 cheat on him.two wrongs don't make a right

If two wrongs don't make a right,why nt try three. Ur boyfriend is cheating on yhu?here's my pin 26EF0925 letz cheat on him 2geda.

As I observed,d woman alredi had kids...so why wud she find it so confortable sending ha nude pix to a stranger/facebook friend and even agree to hook up in an hotel....women been cheating since eve in d garden. My conclusion is dat: abeg I still dey think wetin I go conclude on. Brb

Twice nw in my past relationships,there has always been a beautiful gal dah will happen to b d friend of d gal I was dating...so as I come dey wonder dat if I had met such gal b4 I met my girlfriend,would I rather av dated ha...my answer has always been clouded though.

I know as u dey read d post,ur mind don dey with dat beautiful friend of ur current girlfriend or dat cool dude dah u happen to b crushing on buh u can't date coz he's ur boyfriend's friend..

So lemme just ask,if u had met him earlier or u were handed d chance to...would you rather dat him/her??

So after he had a very clean shave. If mosquito land for ur papa head,u go kill am??

So there was diz teenage gal who got pregnant and didn't knw wat else to do coz she was so scared,as a good guy I warned ha off abortion and told ha to discuss it wit ha mum...the following conversation took place btw her and her mum;

Girl: I am pregnant mum
Mum: how come?
Girl:*starts crying*,mum I swear it was an accident
Mum: u mean u were walking down d road and u fell on an erect dick??.

Pls fellow NLs d conversation is still going on and as u can see d gal is currently out of words,I need u guys to advice ha on wat to tell ha mama so as to convince ha dah d belle wey she carry na accident as she talk am...

1.It amazes me when people are afraid to talk in d exam hall when the question clearly states "discuss"...

2.Why some dudes still continue in a relationship when d galfriend's friend fine pass am (itz jux like me having to drink soda water when I can have red wine). Itz somehow na.

3.Nollywood sha...how wud 5million naira be inside envelopwhen e no b cheque.

4.How come I can hardly watch a 3mins video on youtube yet a terrorist can upload a 59mins video...(Shey d thing no dey vex yhu too?)

5.Hw will celebs like davido and whizkid be talking abt ghetto...wah will dem timaya,terryG,oritsaFemi &co nw be talking abt??

6. Why wud gals want guys who is probably few yrs older dan yhu to buy yhu stuffs dah ur fada can't buy for yhu...he's ur boyfriend and itz only a relationship nt a sponsorship deal,habaa.

7.Shouls a gal who has over 11 sex partners still refer ha reproductive organ as a private part??wah do u think?

8.What happens wen two identical twins are fighting and one of dem calls d oda "ugly".

9.Is it ok to judge a book by itz cover,coz my maths textbook has a picture of someone enjoying himself on it...I av nt been enjoying myself at all

10.Why putting LOL,ROFL or LMAO...knowing damn well dat u're sitting there with a straight face.

Single women of ha age dey deeper life youth camp. #searching...buhDatzNoneOfMyBusiness.

My physics teacher back den,Mr.Sodiq...d boys only saw d fun in d name and changed it to Mr.SuckD**k