Feels like your subconscious is part poet, part prankster — good thing it yanked you out on time
Thanks for sharing. You’ve got the kind of mind that makes dreams something to look forward to.
And thank you so much for the advice! I’m definitely going to try it — especially the part about treating yourself to silence. I’d never thought of silence as a treat before, but it makes sense. Might just become my new post-victory ritual: silence, then lean into the soul. I’ll let you know how it goes.
How’s it going on your end? How’s Day 2 treating you?
This right here felt like sitting across from someone at 2 AM — no masks, no filters, just bleeding truth into the quiet.
Powerful.
I don’t even know where to start. Maybe with this: thank you. For seeing me. For writing. For holding up a mirror and saying, “Look, I’m in this too.”
That line — “a grave miscarriage of justice if I never birth Her” — gave me goosebumps. She’s close. Let’s drag her out together. And mad respect for slaying weed. 🙌🏾
I’m not an old friend in disguise. But I could be a new one if you’re serious about accountability, I’m here for it.
And no, I won’t block you. We don’t block light. I’m rooting for you, Double0h7.
It is clear that WhatsApp isn’t fighting to prove they’re right; they’re challenging Nigeria’s right to hold them accountable. We're NOT the first to indict them for breaching data protection laws.
In 2021, the EU slapped WhatsApp with a €225 million fine for violating GDPR transparency rules. Just days ago, Apple and Meta faced another heavy fine for illegal data processing in Europe.
If European regulators are serious about data privacy, why shouldn’t Nigeria be? 51 million WhatsApp users in Nigeria, we should hold Meta to the same standards. It's not only about the money, it's about respect.We must no longer be known as the "anything goes" country. Nigeria’s data protection laws exist for a reason—if Meta breaks them, they should pay the price. Period.
Let's start thinking of creating local alternatives. Are we not all here on a Nigerian platform, arguing and insulting ourselves every day? What is WhatsApp, what are servers, what is Data Center that we cannot maintain?
This wasn't just "unique" sex. For a woman to hit her head hard enough to collect blood inside the skull and to sustain neck injuries — and the man claims "we were just changing positions" — raises suspicion. Either there’s more to the story, or someone is hiding behind "mtototo" to cover a darker truth.
Kaczynski: I'm so tired of women only wanting sex from me. Why can't they see us for more than walking Love Machine's? Every time I meet a woman IRL I get filled with excitement, hoping that they are different. They never are.
I imagine a world where woman are capable of love, romance and affection. A world in which I receive handwritten letters or poems instead of noods. A world where a woman will go out of her way to show me she loves me through a romantic act, not simply spreading her legs. Why can't this be real?
I won’t. I’m the sort who'd rather bear the weight alone than see others break because of me—especially those I love. Yet still, I’m stubborn, foolish, led by storms within, so perhaps don’t listen to me.
This is so heartwarming—see me sheepishly smiling all through. May she enjoy great success in her career. May she stand for truth, be a source of succour to the oppressed, and a pride to her family and society. Ese.
eastOFwest: Nigeria's defence budget is not bloated. It's ony $370 million for a country of over 200 million people and considering all the security challenges we have. Some other African countries are spending billions. Although potentially rich, Nigeria is right now a POOR country.
SeeWahala: This op has been opening threads back to back since yesterday, and for what?
Because I am arranging to get him arrested for aiding and abetting examination malpractice on a huge scale by taking money from students undergoing university studies (bachelors and doctorates) to start and finish their final year project and dissertation topics then handing it over to them to take to their various schools to submit and gain points to pass and graduate.
He is a very bad person who helps people fake their graduation by using external mercenaries to complete academic work. It is against the law. Nobody should beg on his behalf once his name and story hits this nairaland front page.
If you are one of those who has ever utilized his dubious and criminal services in the past then I'm sorry you will also be swept away by the avalanche that is coming to him.
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When China unveiled its Chengdu J-20 “Mighty Dragon”, the world took notice—not just because it looked sharp and deadly, but because it marked a dramatic turning point in the global stealth fighter race. For the first time in history, a country other than the United States had successfully developed and deployed a fifth-generation stealth fighter.
You go explain tire, no evidence. The mere shape of the jet isn't enough evidence to indict them? What were you expecting it to look like —a danfo with wings?
The immediate past Group Chief Executive Officer (GCEO) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited (NNPCL), Mele Kyari, in January called for a forensic audit of the company, The Authority checks revealed.
The media, in January, was awash with how Kyari, who appeared before the National Assembly joint committee on Finance, told the federal lawmakers how NNPCL remitted N10 trillion into the federation account.
He further told the joint committee how, under his leadership, the oil company, which had for several years resisted The Nigerian oil industry had for long resisted reforms, welcomed the auditing of its accounts.
"Until October 1, 2024, NNPCL, as mandated by the Petroleum Industry Act (PIA), acted as the supplier of last resort for fuel supply,” he told the lawmakers, stressing, " a forensic audit is needed to determine the financial obligations of NNPCL and any owed entities."
He added, "Our transactional accounts are transparent and published annually, reinforcing our status as the top taxpayer and the highest contributor of royalties and dividends.”
Kyari narrated how he encouraged performance transparency, and published financial statements of the national oil company.
Interestingly, protesters under the aegis of Concerned Citizens Against Corruption, on Wednesday swarmed the office of the Attorney General of the Federation in Abuja, demanding the probe of NNPCL's books under Kyari's watch.
Leaders of the group accused the former NNPCL GCEO of mismanaging funds earmarked for the rehabilitation of Nigeria’s moribund refineries and raised concerns about alleged indebtedness to oil trading companies.
The demonstration came a few weeks after President Bola Tinubu appointed Bashir Ojulari to replace Kyari as NNPCL GCEO. The president also dissolved the NNPCL board.
Several key players in the oil industry expressed surprised at the protests, which some said they believed were sponsored by certain interest groups in the oil industry they felt were hurt by Kyari's policies while in office.
The same sentiment was expressed by a former senator from Kaduna State, Shehu Sani. In a post of his verified "X" handle on Wednesday, Sani said he chanced on some persons at the AGF's office. He noted that many of the protesters he engaged said they were hired to do so by persons ge said were "disgruntled oil interests."
Several other players in the industry told The Authority that the protests may have been orchestrated by the "disgruntled oil interests to de-market Nigeria's oil refineries to prepare the ground to buy them in the near future for peanuts."
Under Kyari’s leadership, they recalled the NNPCL became the only Nigerian company to publish 100 per cent of its financial statements annually.
"The company consistently emerged as the highest taxpayer in the country. These were symbolic of the transparency campaign spearheaded by Kyari shortly after he took over the company’s leadership in 2019," noted a major player in the industry.
"Let's not forget that Kyari launched Transparency, Accountability and Performance Excellence (TAPE) to reform the oil giant long plagued by inefficiency. Under TAPE, Kyari introduced the Monthly Financial and Operations Report (MFOR), which became a regular and public feature, and offered the Nigerian public and the international community unprecedented insights into the activities and performance of the national oil company," he added.
Noted another expert, 'In 2020, for the first time in its history, the NNPCL declared a net profit of N287bn. That performance improved significantly in the following years, with a record profit of N674.1 billion reported in 2021. The achievement marked a turnaround for a company that had, for decades, been synonymous with losses and mismanagement.
"Kyari also played a key role in the transformation of NNPC into a limited liability company under the Petroleum Industry Act, passed in 2021. The PIA laid the legal groundwork for increased operational efficiency and investment inflows into the oil and gas sector, " he remarked.
He pointed out what he said was the irony of Wednesday’s protests "given Kyari's well-documented commitment to transparency and his calls for a forensic audit of the company.
"Under Kyari, NNPCL's commitment to transparency earned commendations from international bodies, including the Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (EITI), which recognised the company for its enhanced transparency and accountability standards.
"To combat oil theft and pipeline vandalism, Kyari also established the Central Coordination, Data Integration, and Activation Control Room to enhance surveillance of oil and gas assets in the Niger Delta," he declared.
What’s all the jittering for? Let them audit, nau. A clear conscience has nothing to fear.
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By popular request, we have ended the swearing of oaths before commenting on the Islam section. However, the requirement to engage muslims with decency and respect remains. We have also promoted the Islam section to the top level because 50% of Nigerians are muslims.
We've also converted the Religion board into the Christianity Etc board, recognizing the fact that most non-muslims are Christians.
Please enjoy! And feel free to share your feedback about these changes with us on this thread.
When exactly was the census taken that established 50% of Nairalanders as Muslims?
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