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Hamilton1:
Afonjas at it again

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You have epilepsy!

yarimo:
FFK is suffering from too much intake of TRAMADOL

That guy is a cocaine freak!

He doesnt do Tramadol but can sniff any grade of cocaine!

imurboss:
Wow......God's name be praised

Praise IVF!

BluntBoy:
Mere words of mouth.

Atiku is no match to Buhari. Buhari will always own him because a good name is better than gold and silver.

How could anyone (moreso Atiku) have believed that Atiku would beat Buhari in an election?

He can't beat Buhari even in his native Cameroon.

God bless your Mother!

Lawyers must partake in his loots so I expect the push.

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NaijaOlosho:
God punish them der nonsense

I hereby blame Buhari for this shit

APC Members, My S/W PEOPLE have you seen what Buhari has reduced Nigerians to

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You have malaria!

After he duped Atiku of his hard earned loots


He is now preaching

May God forgive Reno

Cocoyamdcomedia:
Please Nairalanders,
I want you guys to help me out. There is this girl we are friends. But before I made her my friend, I was already falling in love with her. So I established a friendship with her. Since then I haven't made any approach. Cuz I'm thinking maybe she might turn me down. Recently we started chatting on whatsapp. All her replies to my messages ends with love love love. Eg. Hi love, good night love. Good morning love. How you doing love. Etc. Please is this a sign that it is time for me to shoot my shot. Does she love me too.
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I will be glad to hear your advices Thank you

Use her for money rituals

lonelydora:
May we be the light that will shine on our environment in Jesus Name. Amen

Jesus people have landed.


Nigeria can generate steady power and dis one is talking about shining light in our environment.

Hope you don't use a generator.

So if not for the viral video, the school would have remained the same.

Let's just sell Nigeria and share the money amongst ourselves.

BuhariIsBURIED:
Akamu! do u know my family?

Sharaap!

None is greater than what you call a puppet vice!

Okorocha ruined his shot at the presidency

The only viable candidate gone down!

tuniski:
Poor thought process.

Take it to the bank and cash out!

When is her funeral

Guy suppose wack burial rice and beer

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teekay213:
Let me tell you what you are

You're a daughter of a terrorist

You're a daughter of a dullard

You're a daughter of a manipulator

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Edgarated:
we've heard such promises before...
Afunanya ekwe!

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Northerners sabi fine with correct height to match!

Not all this dwarfs littering the South with make-ups.

Short people have a problem


They tend to believe they can see farther than their height can allow.

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RZArecta:
I can bet my last dollar, Muhammadu Buhari the genocidal maniac DID NOT SEND Rotimi Amaechi on any errand to kill Rivers people, this is purely on Amaechi's head quote me any day. Almost a hundred people died in the past elections alone just because Amaechi wants to impose his will on the people of rivers state instead of campaigning to their emotions on why the APC is a better option. I'll also blame the useless Nigerian army that decided to reduce themselves to political thugs, the energy those soldiers would have used to wipe out boko haram and Fulani herdsmen was wasted in abonemma

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RZArecta:
I can bet my last dollar, Muhammadu Buhari the genocidal maniac DID NOT SEND Rotimi Amaechi on any errand to kill Rivers people, this is purely on Amaechi's head quote me any day. Almost a hundred people died in the past elections alone just because Amaechi wants to impose his will on the people of rivers state instead of campaigning to their emotions on why the APC is a better option. I'll also blame the useless Nigerian army that decided to reduce themselves to political thugs, the energy those soldiers would have used to wipe out boko haram and Fulani herdsmen was wasted in abonemma

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RZArecta:
I can bet my last dollar, Muhammadu Buhari the genocidal maniac DID NOT SEND Rotimi Amaechi on any errand to kill Rivers people, this is purely on Amaechi's head quote me any day. Almost a hundred people died in the past elections alone just because Amaechi wants to impose his will on the people of rivers state instead of campaigning to their emotions on why the APC is a better option. I'll also blame the useless Nigerian army that decided to reduce themselves to political thugs, the energy those soldiers would have used to wipe out boko haram and Fulani herdsmen was wasted in abonemma

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KidsNEXTdoor:
APc lives to suck blood


Their supporters are worse than Ebola.

Zombies live to suck blood

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akiOYIBO:
Yoruba people are bloodsuckers. Mad people.

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HgsMediaPlus:
A group of Nigerians based in the United Kingdom – today protested against the Buhari-led government over the politically motivated killings , bloodshed and military invasion of several communities in Rivers state, during the governorship and states assembly elections on Saturday, March 9th.

The group under the auspices of the ‘Concerned Rivers People In UK’, protested at the Nigerian High Commission in London, with banners warning president Buhari to stop the bloodshed in Rivers state.

Meanwhile, the Ijaw Elders Forum (IEF), Lagos State chapter, has called on the Federal Government to order an immediate withdrawal of the military from Rivers State back to the barracks.

The forum noted with dismay the alleged roles played by the security operatives in the March 9 governorship election and the attendant carnage in the state.

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/03/buhari-stop-bloodshed-in-rivers-state.html?m=1

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The Old gang!

Simi should be busy fvcking Adekunle so she can get pregnant.

Looking like a Cobra snake about to make love

This one go get Ogbanje spirit.

amaniro:
Aba road fit accommodate that Limo?

He imported shock absorbers. He will be changing weekly

tony1918:
I once created a thread on here. Asking if a lady can bring ill luck to a man . I dated a girl (Mary not are real name) for more than 3yrs as street boy and any time i hustle to give her small money to arrange herself bro for me to see money eehhnn go be like war . While dating her i met another girl(Rita not her real name) and she noticed my financial status . She told me to pray before going to bed that night that she will visit me in my sleep. we both laughed it off but i did pray that night cause i don't count out any thing. I really didn't see anything that night but the next night i had a dream . I woke up and as a Muslim did what i dreamt about that same night.. Bro from the next morning i met favor and it went on for a very long time..Not until Mary came back from school and i wasn't able to manage them both. I had to leave Rita and voom I was back to square 1 the momentum went off straight..I had to meet people who advised me to leave Mary. I temporarily changed my location cuz of her Mary.. She was so infatuated to me and it was mutual. I later broke chord with her . Then again we met and for old time sake we did just a round of shagging the next morning i was scammed over $250 btc on this forum. Later had from her cousin that she was pregnant when i shagged her that night.. I was really furious i blocked all means of contact with her.. When we see we don't even talk cuz she is pregnant now and her baby to be daddy has rejected the pregnancy. I and Rita are still good friends but she has done well with her threat not to give me a taste of her honeypot ..

Who asked for your Biography?

The only time you have badluck is when you dont fvck her well

I fvck all the evil spirits away.

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wink2015:
We have used constitutional things to tie ourselves in this country and this what is responsible for the stagnant growth in the nations economy.

NIGERIA GOT TO BE RESTRUCTURED INTO A TRUE FEDERAL STATE.

Professor Osinbanjo who is satisfied with the present statusquo ironically is at the receiving end of what he is now experiencing.

It is on records that President Muhammadu Buhari often shut him out of security meeting.

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Andrewkinggg:
Who takes a houseboy and a market errand boy serious?
Osibande should better run now that his legs can carry him.. Las Las he will be disgraced

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Andrewkinggg:
Who takes a houseboy and a market errand boy serious?
Osibande should better run now that his legs can carry him.. Las Las he will be disgraced

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Andrewkinggg:
Who takes a houseboy and a market errand boy serious?
Osibande should better run now that his legs can carry him.. Las Las he will be disgraced

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BravoDe:
The cause is his Igbo relationship
When u associate with em u start loosing like em

Funny but true.