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bentertunez:
yes , I studied chem engineering at LASPOTECH, just( National diploma) and right now am studying Industrial maths at UNILAG... BT I just fall in love with music

Get your music along codedly then...! You only have to keep it low from family while you ensure it faintly affect your academics(4sure it wud affect your primary biz in sch) buh you leh it be on a minimal* and you trust God...! Btw who are those sharman?

Hope you’ve bn a science student ??

Tell them to go back and ask the sharman or wah do you call it? They need to ask wah you way is...!
And when they tell you what it is*** do music as a part time* sch or anytn doesn’t stop anytn! It’s just like having a side chick, you grab?! Because you wud probably need their support at a point n they may not give if you the stubborn, adamant and disobedient boy!


Best wishes

Don’t conclude it’s no spiritual ish..!

Meanwhile, I don’t think you have a problem since you identified it as one! I just think you should work more on yourself* you only own the solution...!

Always chill n see tns from others perspective* it cud be blood running in your viens! Just work on yourself n free yourself*

Who needs this should hit me up on whatsapp...! I will sell cheaply!

Location! Ibadan

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Na lie! We never change phone numbers ...!

They can’t even afford to send SMS..* God of Jacob where’s your face~ Why is my fatherland so usel***!

God dey

He will survive without you brother...! It may only hurt him for a little while* However, m sure it’s peanuts he begs for n bn offered by you*

To me it’s nothing hanging out with you friend and since you richer, footing the bills, I doubt it happens everyday or every weekend!

And the way you sounded up there, he’s a close pal of yours even before you made it dt far!

But all the same, I understand you have your family to take care of n all...!

Continue offering the stipends*nt all times* buh once in a while and never look down on anybody in life...!

Life is a funny place*

Someone like me may chose to lay low ...! I feel weak when ain’t so boxed* wud just walk up to her n be like oh, so you here! Came to check on a friend who told me he’s here n all*Maybe he has left for errm, lemme call him...

I don excuse myself, carry my 200 go enter bike, to arrange for house...! Hunger doesn’t kill I think

Please shake it off

kimbraa:
If you are actually a chartered Accountant, I would have known. You won't have had to answer me with feeds from Google.

And hey, businesses aren't companies. There are clear difference between sole proprietorship, partnership, and companies and likewise their Accounts. Tell me something else about yourself other than being an Accountant.

I can c you confused...!
And for the record, gt ND,AAT,BSc,ACA! N m also a biz person, I do cars and other little tns*

Sorry I barely argue or make points with confused guys!

kimbraa:
Dennel, your google search didn't answer the question. By the Way, I was asking for answers from those who're grounded in either Accounting or Economics.

I’m a chartered accountant...! Wud have loved to mak it crystal clear to you but you seem bn sentimental n conclusive about the CEO or M of a tn* lemme know if we actually wanna deliberate or smtn! Nothing to talk about sef...!

Companies are businesses... businesses are companies, I think whr you missing it is considering the capital and size of the investment which made you talk about Directors and co the other time* Your son cud be registered as one of your Directors you know?

[quote author=kimbraa post=73730747]Calling people kids doesn't make you an adult/elder. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a 'Company' and an 'Enterprise' is calling me a kid.

I saw where you lauded 'CAMA'. See eh... just stick to sex, and romance matter, you don't know shìt. Google would have been of help if only you knew what to search. [/quote


I think you should have checked google as you suggested earlier...! Just did for u sha

boco2126:
On this IELTS issue...my two cents.

1. Stick to a FEW practice materials! The number of materials for IELTS that we see on a daily on this thread can be overwhelming. Try out only a few and stick to the one that resonates with you. Don't use ieltsliz, Jay, Cambridge, ieltsadvantage, road2ielts etc at the same time (some of these peope don't agree on the same approach and reading all can get really confusing). If you try one and it sits well with you, ditch others. Focus on that one and be a master of it. I almost got overwhelmed at some point, because l wanted to open every link or try every material l saw here. But l had to give myself brain oh.

2. Practise everyday. No excuses. Create the time. Even at work, you can use your lunch break to practise. Instead of listening to music or radio on your way to work, listen to your downloaded tips on writing, speaking, reading, listening. When walking down the streets, have an earpiece on (l hate this, but we can make sacrifices for one month abi?) and keep LISTENING. At weekends, practice speaking with your wife/husband, friend, son/daughter etc. Write out questions and tell them to ask you (under exam conditions). I finished a WHOLE 30 leaves notebook for listening practice (yeah l work an 8 to 5 and live on the mainland with my office on the island -remember, no excuses!). Always check your wrong answers and replay those portions and find out what you didn't hear properly. I used youtube for listening/speaking/reading.

3. There's this ielts expert too, one Ryan (cannot remember his surname) that l think is underrated. I used his tips for writing. He talks about 15 sentences max for writing. 3 paragraphs with 4 sentences and the closing paragraph should have 3 sentences. This keeps you in check and you already know what to write before the exam, all you will be waiting for on the ielts day is the topic given! I can share his materials if you drop your email address.
For writing, write letter and essays! Don't read what someone else wrote. Write yours too. Some people practise writing by reading another's work -WRONG! write yours too and compare. Minimum letters to write on different topics - 10. Minimum essays - 20. Revise your work and look for better ways to reconstruct your sentences. I suggest you write with pencil on your exam day so you can erase if need be.

4. For reading - use youtube. It also has a timer, so practice using the time and don't stop the timer or pause the video. The easiest comprehension in reading are the first two. Spend less time there. Say 5 mins tops for each. You do not need to UNDERSTAND nada. Just look at the instructions (very important), then the questions, then scroll through the passages for the answers. You need all your time for the last two passages. They are more technical.

5. For speaking - Be confident, relaxed and know your basic english and introduction (see ieltsliz). See this as an interview. We all attend interviews don't we? I got a list of 42 likely cue cards from ieltsliz blog (l think she said they change it every 3 months but she always update the cue card questions) and l practiced the 42 different topics and l always set my two minutes timer with my phone. You can be in the BRT or your car and practice this one, or when walking down the street or whilst doing chores at home, or lying down in your bed doing nothing (l did this. Some days, people will think you are going crazy because you are talking to yourself, but...who no go no know). One of the 42 questions l practiced was my cue card during my speaking test -something on my pet animal (l was wondering "madam why me? Animal kwa?" but because l had practised earlier, the examiner had to cut me off when it was two minutes. I just went on and on.

4. Lastly and certainly not the least...the place of PRAYER. I'm catholic, so when l saw the prayer to St. Joseph of Cupertino here, l made a mental note to say it. I started saying it every day from September till i wrote my exam on the 1st of November. I even added a 9 days St. Joseph of Cupertino novena with prayer and fasting which ended on the 31st of October (l'm that extra oh. I left no chances). I asked my family to add me in their prayers too. So, pray, pray and pray. Whatever works for you. Someone dropped one St. prayer here on financial assistance for POF, best believe l'll look for that prayer and do it too!

5. People have done it, you too can. Don't be discouraged if you have tried more than once. We don't give up on this thread oh. Being here has taught me a different level of selflessness and never say never spirit. People you don't even know are quick to help and empathise and l am still in awe of you guys.

6. Please drop your email address so l can send the Ryan materials to you.

This too shall pass!

All the best everyone and my apologies for the long post.

Nice write up...! Pls help forward Ryan too
dennel022@gmail.com

Thanks n God bless

Pray about it... dt cud be your Mr right esp if you re set for marriage now as well*
Took my time to go tru your profile n all, it’s funny you just thought of moving on...! I start to imagine the hell that guy must have walk you through in the name of the so called love*

Fine boys n men re everywhere you shouldn’t enslave yourself bcus of fine Tns lol...!

We cud be WhatsApp friends* hit me up

koyyes:
So the op wants to support his family but doesn't want to marry someone doing the same? Even the one you managed to find, you don't see them as 'submissive'. how?

You seem to be a very difficult person because you ought to know that you can't have it all.
A lot of women are married to your type and are expressing how negligent men like you are when it comes to your own financial commitments at home and with the kids. But they still manage. Yet, here you are wanting it all.

You have 2 options if you are hell bent on your plan.

1. Marry someone older than you who is very much independent and only needs your sperm.

2. Wait till you are 50 and have finished training and supporting your family before thinking of marriage.

A lot of males hailing you here will end up marrying the very same women you are running away from.

Be there hoping.

I read all through now! Mr Op, this quoted seem the only best choices you’ve got, however guys have spoken well...!

In addition, those people you call family and friends that you suffer for now wud later come mocking when you old n grey! And what you don’t know is that there are friends you assisting now with poor and needy wives an they are surviving and happy...
If the story up there is true, then you have to have a rethink and love yourself than anyone else* build a home with someone you love now, forget the class esp when you have almost all you ever pictured your woman to be or look like!!!

God bless

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Enjoy the free ride, free foods and tips you get from him while it last...!

Boss will always be boss* dunno why you not accepting the fact that he’s your boss...!

Good luck bro

Could you please tell me how it works here? I want to buy the screen I attached and I wish you could help me send it...! How much will it cost and how do you make it up here ?


Thanks

Mystic1:
Alright let's make this work. I've gone through the thread from the first page to the last page and I'm honestly inspired learning how people came across their fortune. I've also shared mine, became a millionaire at 23 (cryptocurrency investments and trading). 2019 is going to be a massive year for me and I'm opening up an opportunity to a few of you on here. I need dedicated people who can work. Yeah I know you all feel inspired but behind these millions are serious work. I don't want someone coming to me to beg for money, there's no free money anywhere and I honestly don't have money to dash out, but the little I have I shall give, which is pointing you to the way to make your first million next year legitimately.

To qualify, you must be in atleast one of these categories:
*You should be a graduate currently serving(preferably in schools)
*An undergraduate.
*Determined to work hard and be goal oriented.
*Ready to use your brain because this is going to be very tasking but pay will be worth the work and I guarantee you 1million by this time next year.

Please I'll repeat again, I am not giving out free money. I will only furnish you with every information you need and give you clues on how to fish then the ball will be in your court.
Interested people should drop their email, and I'll email you my contact. Thanks

Pls add me 07039069020
dennel022@gmail.com

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God of sense will locate n touch you today Op...! Amen

It was a CA, 25marks or thereabout... answered the question rightfully after combining the handout with a good research, answered writing like 4pages in the hall but to score 2... he said I didn't hit points!

Said I shd come c him in his office to see what he can do! I smh for myself bcus the man wud for sure know my matric dt way, which I cud smell wickedness in his blood no matter how much we laughed n had a good conversation...!

I chosed to let go! Later had a C, sme friends jumping to had scored 9, I think the highest was 14...! Some ended up with a 40!

Nigerian universities or school systems are funny places!

We gat to keep moving no matter what sha...! Thumbs up to Nigerians, we're strong guys* nothing breaks us

I have one for sale.., whatsapp me if you interested!


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I think it was fixed... not just fixed, but with a 100% certainty! No sensible man wud stake his life savings just dt way...
lucky the punter tho, they won't get to any level with the investigation!
Sure the bet company wud have list of punters with that same odd, but ma guy is the sharpest with 100% assurance to have staked dt much... think about it

OP... please sit him down and plan with him* thou you saw his plan and budget but dt doesn't mean you shouldn't have your take on the issue at hand..!
Make him see why he needed to reduce the budget and pull things a bit lower than the budget; feel like he doesn't know your Acct balance or probably act like you not owning all of the sum in your account... Let him reduce to like 400k and take the risk if you truly think he's a man of his word n all*
However, he cud also raise from his family members and all... let's say he comes up with a new budget of 550k, then you can contribute 300k n make him sort out himself or smtn!

My blood brother won't go dt extreme for me dear! You not family yet* n 98% of our ladies now wouldn't even have a second thought about this* they wud just smiles n be like, see scammer!

Wish you luck