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main that head has ringworm + patches +
but i must admit that your ikebe is worth kobokoing

this one need of lying on top of her
just start from back, its ITC EXPRESS ROAD

Weapon of mass destruction

frgy_:
Sure sure we can be friends , but don't you think I deserve a correction of my blunders? So I won't earn more insults from vastly knowledgeable peeps like you here on nairaland .
*firmly shakes phate's hand in anticipation of the correction of my "ibon"

Lol, nice approach
it's good to be friendly

Phate07:
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Bro no offense intended, but you lack the intellectual capacity to question another's intellectual capacity.

And yes you have to use correct formal English when addressing the public. Duh!
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Phate07:
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^^ Is your English better?
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chinue achebe's and wole soyinka's, i hail ooooooooo
people should put to their thin skull that people are here to learn
stop faking MR PERFECT PEOPLE OF NAIRALAND.
some people are here to learn things not just to get cracked up.

so stop criticising, or demoralising people's motive

It is called political game plan
Please my people, everybody needs to be alert his coming election
i foresee a lot of unseen that will be seen before, during and after the election

me am laughing in gayese land
the response is even more like a "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGH"

Chai NAIJA I DEY HAIL, UNA NO DEY FAIL OOOOO
ME I GO DEY PRAY SOTEEEE, GAY PEOPLE GO RUN ENTER CHINESE, SOTEEE

na wa ooo (shakes head)

the koko master and kokolete queen
make una carry dey goooooooooooo

the man looks as if shan forced the marriage.
but i like that girl sha, i pray it last forever

COMPREHENSIVE SECONDARY SCHOOL, URUALLA
P.O. BOX 419 IDEATO NORTH.

THE BEST OF THE BESTS

SECOND:
NKWERE BOYS HIGH SCHOOL ORLU
LOGO: GUN AND KNIFE VERY USEFUL

THIRD:
AKPULU SECONDARY SCHOOL, AKPULU
MOTTO: CHICKS ARE CHEAP, NO DULLY

are u sure this is not a plan to give his meat to the dogs?
lets hope he survives. i mercy for our brothers and sisters who are there.

Carolece:
^^
and yuh guh suk out yuh mumma big dutty bombo hole

CAROLECE
FOR THIS ACT YOU ARE BANNED

she will be calling my name and laughing

i will face the girl, holding her with one hand
and a sharp matchet or harmer on the other hand
in case of any trespase from the gay guy

we have a ganja farmer in nairaland
u can also call her a ganja planter

farmer, farmer, will you marry meeeeee
farmer, farmer, will you marry me
oo yes i will marry you tommorrow
but how can i marry such a beautiful girl
when i have no time for her
she run, run, run to the house, house, house
and start crying like kiddddddddd

because there is no internet in the farm

wear some dollars like giddles
pop champagn evry 30 mins

pick your phone and talk to your mugu in her presence
then watch her tell u the taxi that drop her charged her 50k

cos she already knows the koko

or maybe buy her v.a.g.i.n.a. cream also

that she is intimacy addict 
and that my kinni is no chewing stick   

i can't even date a girl staying in the same street,
let alone the same building, not to talk of the same flat
i get pissed off easily, i am not that kindda dude.

Vijay4life:
I don't know why because I and my wife dated for thirteen years before we got married.

THAT MEANS BOTH OF U STARTED DATING AFTER U STOPPED BREAST FEEDING.
HOW OLD ARE U ANYWAY?

mama-gee:
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you deserve the same pardise/paradot with MR. COCK

MAMA-GEE dont mind anybody,
but why are u always controversial? why? why?? why

any day i meet a police man in a tight corner
i will definitely strangle him to death.

they irritate me a lot

Ran away after a gurl boldly asked me for s e x
and she was running after me shouting

pls stop! stop! i only want you just for a night
people were looking at us, it was like a race

"i was running, and she was running after me, imaging?"

The beginning of my greatness
the starting point
a lather to my destiny
year of point of contact

God Rules

@ Mr. cock make sure u didn't enter new year with this your character
or else