₦airaland Forum

GIRLS PLEASE CHOSE ONE, WE NEED ANSWERS

he is a 1 minute man in bed but 120 minutes man in the field, thats why he is the GOLDEN BOY

phyically attractive but senseless and selfish hawkers

If Enyeama is a player, he will be playing in the biggest team in the world
But keepers hardly move beyond their present position.

But the guy is great

Shittu ohhhhhhhh Shittu

from my own perspective,
It is 50 best dressed actors in Nigeria

What are they blabbing about, I know only Jim Iyke is qualified to be among best dressed men in Nigeria, others are wack.

i make that list above.

what is it called?

POLITICS - DIRTY GAME -

bk.babe97y:
Damn biyyytch, like, HOW DUMB ARE YOU?? It says she died of Ovarian cancer and u here still "wondering" if she died of a heart related problem!

don't you know she is the controversial member of nairaland in the highest order?

i am proudly a nairaland
it stands high beyond your imagination.
We need certificate of membership please.

mine will be

1. Angel of my life - by Paul play
2. I love you - by P-Squared
3. u are the treasure that i seek
4. as long as u love me
5. no one - Alicia keys

and many more madness after reception

may u live long African pride

FROM ME TO YOU,

I KNOW THIS LETTER WILL COME AS A SUPRISE TO YOU. i HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT YOU.
SINCE ALL THESE DAYS SO U CANT FIGURE OUT THAT I AM IN LOVE.
I LOVE YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO.

CAN WE MEET AT THE BACK OF THE MARKET AFTER SCHOOL. LOL


I NEVER FACE A GURL THOSE DAYS, BUT MY LETTER WILL BE FLOWING LIKE WATER FROM DIFFERENT ANGLES. EVEN AFTER YOU'VE REPLIEDAND AGREED ON THE CONTRACT, I STILL FIND IT DIFFICULT TO FACE YOU FOR CONFIRMATION. LOL.

who said he didn't?

I did till the last day of my secondary school
I am always calculative that even if the meat was counted before cooking
there is a possible way i can still get some.

But i was caught in one occassion, though that does not stop the experiment
ITS CALLED EXPERIMENTING THE POT OF SOUP

Bad boys gang

money is all about working for it!
having it!
living in it!
and dieying for it!

AND THE ASHEWO NO GREE GIVE AM BACK
UNTIL SHE IS PRESENTED AS THE KOKOLET

he forget am for ashawo house

NOW I REMEMBER THAT YOUR BIG YANSH LIKE MAMA GEE
HAS IT INCREASE OR DECREASE?

i put mine to an end this way

Often she calls in between the game, or flash for me to call
I don't like watching football alone, so i always go to Bars with friends
I will call her in that noisy environment that she will be hearing all kinds of shouting
engulfing our conversation.

I tried inviting her whenever i am watching match, she obliged for sometime and stoped again
so whenever she calls in that very noisy environment, nobody asked her to stop the calls
cos i told her i can't move an inch out of the TV screen to call or answer calls until the game is over.

Brother the next time if i am to watch match around 3.00pm if she has something important to say, she will call 1 hour before the match. . Now she do remind me when MAN UNITED or any other important matches are going on.

Naija lowa kilo nshele

PLEASE CAN SOMEONE GET ME THOSE IGBO COLOURFUL TRADITIONAL WEDDING PICTURES?
THESE PICS ARE NICE, WORTH IS WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL.

U GUYS SHOULD KNOW THAT PDP IS AN ACULTIC PARTY
U CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT ONCE U JOIN
CHECK ALL OF THEM THAT RAN BEFORE THEY ARE ALL BACK AGAIN

ITS AN OCULTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE, AND THEY ARE OUR PROBLEM IN NIGERIA PERIOD.

u are not alone - MJ
black or white - MJ
heal the world - MJ
jailer - asha
usher - u got it bad


many more

guy sentiment apart

Osuofia is the best comedian in the world
only the mention of the name u've started cracking ya ribs
that guy is funny to the bone, he is a natural comedian.

Mr. Ibu. his appearance alone is funny, always act as a lazy thing
that guy is damn funny.


Chinwetala Agu, he has a special title of his own for any movie he featured
he is such a cunny man.

Aki and Pawpaw
Sam loco efe

THE CROWN BE GIVING TO NKEM OWOH NOBODY COMES CLOSE

this report is not worth giving attention
cos on the first place they are not the writer of the movie
secondly, i think there are films for adults and films for children
get your children the once for them.

rubish

How do you expect our Falconet Lesbians to get to finals
when they will be busy enjoying their honeymoon

behave like a child always

Un-ending ruling - by obasanjo
Don't give up - by Okotie
house of commotion- by house of rep.
Spoilt children - by super eagles
Destiny child - by Jonathan
never say die - by IBB
Seeing is believing- by Mercy Johnson



Naija i dey hail ooooooooooooo
una no dey fail oooooooooooo

Genuflect:
Make una free Nella jor. Na her talent be that
Nella, all you need now is a mic and a tight arse dress. Make we dey see you for SoundCity jor

make una leave my Nella, i no fit shout.
dearie long time, how are u?

many ungodly things are happening
but how manage 70 dead bodies at a go
i am beginning to suspect LUTH, are they killing in mass?

oisehumen:
But seriously, some many people in Naija are really unstable upstairs, though not up to 70% sha.

Imagine what i witnessed some minutes ago when i went out for lunch.
A young man of not more than 25 years bought a singlet from a hawker along the road. U won't believe what this young man did! In the full glare of the public, he removed his shirt and wore the singlet. I challenged him why he was doing that; he simply told me he was 'testing' it.

lol, he wants to test now