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chenchin:
@ denony,which kind squad b dat 1,go yaba apa osi

it is called THE KOKO MIXTURE

this morning i ate akamu (pap) and agidi (eko)
for lunch i will eat yam and rice
for dinner i will eat beans, akara and moi-moi

nice choice, just give it a try

some posters here are just funny

to girls, please start wearing pants.
i arranged iron pant for my gurl
to lock-up the thing for me

its tempting and so inviting  
girls should help we guys

eminemkayc:
Met one chick on NL sometime last year, she told me her name was jennifer and all that and sounded serious. Then i took the chick seriously and decided to meet her somewhere close to my residence on the island. But i was disappointed when i saw this chick!! SHE LOOKED LIKE SEYI OLOFIJANA and i ran FOR MY DEAR LIFE AS SHE APPROACHED THE CHINESE RESTURANT TO MEET shady waiting curiously!!!! this is no joke any way!! just hope she aint reading this. lol

LOL

SEYI OLOFINJANA KO TAYE TAIWO NI  

ROFLMAO

tit_squeez:
@ topic

shagging partner yes. .life partner no.

HER NAME IS ON THE LIST BIG TIME  

i think its possible but some girls here like

THE AMAKA,EBONY etc  

are making it so difficult to achieve  
am not expecting bullet from anybody ooooo    

i don search so teyyyyyyy body tell me  

The prison officials should get ready to arrest any PDP member visiting him
I think when they were all arrested, it will be better they form another innate party called

"Rogues in Prison Party" REV. KING WILL BE THE CHAIRMAN BOARD OF TRUSTEE

answer best known to them

THE MUNKEY SELF DEY CHOP EVERYTHING FOR THE GOAT HEAD
EVEN FOR THAILAND I MAKE SURE LOCATE IS EWU JOINT, FOR MY SHORT STAY THERE.

ISI EWU WITH CHILLED BEER IS DA IN-THING

whenever he/she does something wrong
just look at her and said "I know u want me to say sorry, ok ur sorry"
i bet he/she will say am sorry too baby, i dont mean to hurt u

I know how to handle them

ITS AN ABORMINATION
A TABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I CANT EVEN SIT ON THE SAME SEAT WITH THEM
I HATE THEM TO THE FULLEST, AND CAN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THEM.

I SEE IT AS EVIL, TABOO (ARU)

CHAI UWA EMEBIELA   

GOD PLEASE DONT LET your ANGER BEFAHALF THE WORLD

nice looking wearing nice smile

Congrats a new baby was born
but to be honest the woman carrying the baby ug wel well
and it seems the mother is still carrying one in her womb

wat also happen to your breast as a female?  
my brother/sister, this is a very critical matter.

seek ye God first and all things shall be added unto you

i haven't got any
but my ex i describe her as the only coackroach in my cupboard 
if i find a new one i will describe her as my unending joy or
yoriyori of my heart   

am an igbo man, but haven't tested it for once
but i really want to, cos' i heard it nourishes skin.

i have been unfortunate to meet just one girl that keeps demanding for nkwobi
every evening, i can't stand it, she can take two plates plus take-away

I know she has packed teeth, but that makes me like her most
she is damn pretty the way she is.

the lagos pitch is the best
and there more turn-ups in Lagos than other states.

nice pics

don't know wat am gonna say on this
but just take heart, and try harder

cos' its you alone who knows exactly what happened between u two
people started giving him names without knowing the nock on the head.

girls can be two sided, but u sounds nice, juts try harder
he will come back to you, i have been in such mood with my girl
even up to now, but am thinking of accepting her shit, cos thats wat u girls want

forgeting that we have bold heart that makes a man.

TRY HARDER  

Its UNTED ALL THE WAY
UNITED ALL OVER
UNITED EVERYWHERE

GO UNITED

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK HER THESE QUESTIONS

1. HE DIDN'T CALL FOR JUST ONE MONTH AND U MET ANOTHER GUY RIGHT?
2. WITHIN THAT ONE MONTH U ARE NEGOTIATING MARRIAGE WITH A NEW GUY RIGHT?
3. WHAT WILL HAPEN TO THE DOLLARS/POUND U'VE COLLECTED FROM THE UK GUY IF ANY
4. WHAT WILL U BE TELLING THE NEW NAIJA GUY WHEN THE UK GUY CALLS? (LIES, LIES, LIES) ITS UR COUSIN IN UK RIGHT?

YOU GURLS SHOULD STOP COMMITING WE MEN, KEEP HOLD OF ONE MAN AND SORT UR FUTURE OUT.

This is a critical decision my brother
but if you have the mind and spirit to forgive such an ugly act
i will advise you to do so, but if you think you can't or u know u will always remember this
no need to continue because it will ditter the relationship and u will always feel unhappy
and it might result to break-up one day and it might be too little too late.

Yes i did that  
the name nigeria outside nigeria is a disgrace
i could remember many times when i traveled,
went to club to catch some fun, some nice cute girls
walk up to me to rock the night with me, but when asked of my country
and i mentioned that name nigeria, its bye bye, they will instantly disappear.

could u imagine three white girl walk up to me, for catch up, after they asked me and i said Nigeria,
to my surprise they just said at the same spot "U DOESN'T DESERVE IT"
I wanted the ground to open and swallow me, it happened so often, then i changed my mind    

Telling every Tom and jerry that am from Ghana  

toba:
I av similar challenge.My girl friend is 7yrs yonger than me&she says i must wait for another 6yrs to get married 2her.But we've reached an agreement to wait 3 instead of 6yrs.So sit/reach an agreement,if u truly love d guy,

7 years younger?
she will be calling you brother then, or even uncle

I have known, love, care and cherish this girl for almost five years now
by this time last year she started misbehaving
before i discover that she is going out with another guy
which she came boldly to tell me after i confronted her that she is fade up, that the love is dieing gradually and don't think she is gonna continue, i left in pains without altering a word, this is the girl who has always said she love me and can't do without me. she change the password of email i opened for her, removed our picture from the home page and put one she took with the guy.


since then she started behaving so strange that she even changed her mobile number during xmas last year
without leting me know, i tried to get in-contact with her but couldn't, sometime during january ending she called me and said she just want to holla me and cut the call, i picked couraged that it's over and i managed to get over it.

but later and recently she is striving to come back, that she want to see me, she want us to discuss, that she still love me and never will she think she will let me go, after almost one year. yesterday she came to see me, but am so bittered to even look at her face.

guys what should i do, am still a lonely guy since then and i must tell u i still love this girl, but i don't want to be in such shit again.

to a lonely Garden with natural fresh breeze
feeling the great atmosphere that will make us
look deeply into the eyes of each other and see the true colour
smooshin, squeezing and squashing

let me make it easy for you
U ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE

WHOSE STARTING?
MY BLOOD IS HOT

PENALTY TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OFFERING TIMEEEEEEEEE

MY GHANA BROTHERS
ONE BOTTLE OF GULDER AND ISI EWU FOR ALL OF UNA    


PENALTY TIME

I  DON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE