₦airaland Forum

first half finished
waiting for second half

God is saving us ooooooo
that would have been second goal

chei if am in that pitch i would have scored at least two goals.
what is happening here

WE ARE GOING TO TRASH SPAIN AND TAIHI
NO PANICKING

how i wish my visa to cotonou will be ready before midnight
so that i can fly over before the time comes.

don't mind all the bad bellies here
see i am in japan right now, negotiating business
am also negotiating for my own private jet, cos am very tired of
hold-up at oshodi-apapa expressway, i don't mind staying in the air for days
than engaging myself in that hold-up.

i need your contacts cos i have started enquiring for yours also
but right now, i need just 2 million in my account for further proccessing.

I will also like to know what u do, let me know if we are in the same jab      
cos birds of the same feather , 2geda  

teemyfab:
Denomy pls dont mind asha maybe is one of them

i no send am and him patriotism
patriotic my foot

How does the strike concern students?

NA THE SAME PEOPLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(SNAKE MUST GIVE BIRTH TO A LONG THING ALSO)    

My papa told me that  

Me self i wan join the strike

Na small boys we go use for them and them go chop 4-5 nill
just like we did to Arsenal last season.

GO UNITED

@ asha 80
so i should sit back and patronize the strike hitter and titter huh ?

good idea if true

But they should wait till i gag out my fee already abolished by me and my girlffirend    

i say wahala dey,
as i dey see danger, danger
omo wahala dey      

it's better i leave Naija for Cotonou

ASUU has been on strike for months now
while our president went to Saudi Arabia to unvail a new University
while his Universities are still on strike, what a shame.  

now the Aviation going on strike
who knows whose next
maybe Nigerian Port Authority

THINGS ARE GETTING  WORST EVERYDAY
But is strike the only solution?

Chei could this be true?
A friend just called me that he is about to send one car he just grabed
to naija, and I am the proposed buyer 

Alarm don blowwwww
anyway sha i hope they can't try such here in Lagos.
cos if they do, that means half of the cars here will be in their custody   

BUT WHY CHECK POINTS
WHY NOT BOARDERS AND PORTS

NIAJA THINGY

Monkey dey work bamboo the chop

corruption dey our blood, or should i say
all the seats in any level of leadership in Nigeria
is cursed to imput corruption in anyone
who gets to the seat. No matter ur decency if u become a leader
u become corrupt like other

Love is no more blind but wicked

Come to naija movies, i like him
infact i really admire and appreciate him as a star

Can't we all appreciate our people for whom they are?
our bad government have made us all inappreciable chai.
what a country?
Whites do celebrate their actors/actress, musicians, models
no matter their ugly parts.

I've not seen anything bad about my role model JYM IYKE
the guy have got everything, we have to blame the female folks,
and not the innocent boy.

Where can i get it.
I need one for myself and one for my little boy  
I hope it's silent gun.

foes in troubles      

denony:
From past experience  

While she naggs just keep cool  
when the nagging is too hot, just lock her in the bedroom
after 30 minutes, she will start vibrating, pouns on her,
as she naggs, you shaggs from different angels,
and the nagging will turn to  music verses (patra) below  

yeah u gonna kill me, it's bitter-sweet , yeah
but i will dealwith you after this , yeah come on shagg me well , yeah
i promise i will never nagg again , yeah, what do you take me for , yeah
   
when u've finally drop the rain
just fall off start laughing, she must ask you wats so funny,
just tell her u always enjoy it this way.
 
bet me she will never nagg again  

Michael 13:
man did u really experience this, damn i wish i have a girl

No, but yes  

From past experience  

While she naggs just keep cool  
when the nagging is too hot, just lock her in the bedroom
after 30 minutes, she will start vibrating, pouns on her,
as she naggs, you shaggs from different angels,
and the nagging will turn to  music verses (patra) below  

yeah u gonna kill me, it's bitter-sweet , yeah
but i will dealwith you after this , yeah come on shagg me well , yeah
i promise i will never nagg again , yeah, what do you take me for , yeah
   
when u've finally drop the rain
just fall off start laughing, she must ask you wats so funny,
just tell her u always enjoy it this way.
 
bet me she will never nagg again  

maybe u are brainwashed and dialed adicted

@foyeks2001
Maybe you are sick and needs medical attention  
are dialed adict?  

But in case i decide to give
and we decided a breakup.

well she can keep it, cos u have to let the dead bury the dead

I haven't given any one any ring
so why deliberate on who keeps the ring after breakup.
me i never involve in any engagement so why involve
myself in breakup

No form of tactise or manipulation could lead them to the world cup
they have failed and should accept the failure.

same time or different day is not gonna make any impact
how sure are you that you gonna beat Kenya?

@whiteroses
u look cute in your profile pix
Do u have form for application?
I want to apply

For me, i will just take my wife to the village
take her to the stream and bush.   

we will go to palmmy and Isi-ewu joints.
You can cathc the best fun and have the best honeymoon
in the village.   

Do people bang on sunday?  

whiteroses:
i went out for a friends birthday all my friends bday outing is draining me o, first we paid for our own meal £25 each buffet then we went clubbing in london £40 each for cab, then entry fee £10 then drink £15 then taxi fare £10, and another ones birthday is next week, then another ones birthday is next next week then i gotta save money for nigerian indepedence day celebration on oct 2 at streetham no doubt that will take £100 cos i need go shopping for outing this is too much for me o i need a boyfriend lol

I can help dear