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Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians And Twins/twin Words by denzel2009: 6:33pm On Sep 24, 2010
To To
pum pum
bum bum
tom tom
CrimeRe: Platinum And Inspired Man by denzel2009: 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2010
spikedcylinder:
Who dash you 'chewable stats'? cheesy
Do not underestimate the importance of google knowledge.

OAM4J over to you.
CareerRe: Accountants' Forum. by denzel2009: 6:27pm On Sep 24, 2010
tkb417:
some of ma colleagues live on soft dollars, bonuses and gifts

i do what i do and i oh yeah, i call it soft bucks (side kicks) grin grin

u need all these to ensure ure 'still on d matter' (lol)

what ethics are u talking about oh? show me one saint in this profession
I know what you're talking about jare. I was once the FX desk in a bank Lagos.

Just that there are haters abound on this board who could have relationship with people like 'FP' and snitch.

Enjoy bro.
FamilyRe: He Want To Be My Driver by denzel2009: 12:18am On Sep 24, 2010
netotse:
what if the person disrespects him?

i agree with OAM4J(to an extent) and purple diamond, he should let his dad drive him, but if he has any paroles he should give the man the day off, all na eye-service now,
As if getting lucky is always pre-calculated.
CareerRe: Accountants' Forum. by denzel2009: 11:42pm On Sep 23, 2010
tkb417:
^^ i havent said how much i earn but ill only move to Enugu for somethn cool
lol

In Lagos, there are things u do side ways that would fetch 'pepper' for u

there are things my coys clients wouldnt want my org to do cos of what the fees would be, these kinda coys would rather i fix it and i pocket a fraction of what they'll ordinarily have paid.

Those are the things that wouldnt make me swap Lagos for London. Not even Enugu

u feel me
See ethics of the profession flying out of the window tongue
RomanceRe: A Date by denzel2009: 8:53pm On Sep 23, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=518435.msg6809922#msg6809922 date=1285266883]huh huh[/quote]Ibeere oh, cant you see you look like twins?
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians And Twins/twin Words by denzel2009: 4:42pm On Sep 23, 2010
Odunnu:
Denzel,wetin?
are we not talking about twin words?
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians And Twins/twin Words by denzel2009: 4:22pm On Sep 23, 2010
odunnu odunnu tongue
RomanceRe: A Date by denzel2009: 4:21pm On Sep 23, 2010
rokiatu:
You talking to the poster or me?
The poster doesnt look like Ileke-idi. YOU.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerians And Twins/twin Words by denzel2009: 4:18pm On Sep 23, 2010
Rada rada
rede rede
reke reke
raun raun
RomanceRe: A Date by denzel2009: 4:15pm On Sep 23, 2010
^^^Are you related to ileke-idi?
CrimeRe: Platinum And Inspired Man by denzel2009: 3:30pm On Sep 23, 2010
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=510904.msg6799194#msg6799194 date=1285149393]Hmmn, na jeje i siddon dey look oh, somebody wants me to report their falsehood that got Denzel2009 and OAM4jenny hooked, tha, that succulent well rounded well balanced posterior cannot be seen on google earth from space, but only from 4000 kilometres away angry angry angry Google earth is only able to pick up only Ikamefa's . . . er. . . er. . .  embarassed . . . what thread/topic are we on again embarassed I have never ever been accused nor banned of derailing threads in my 9 years on Nairaland and i don't want to blemish my impeccable record embarassed grin Intel has it i am going to be awarded the most peaceful, most gentle, well balanced, most helpful, most knowledgeable, never been banned user ever to grace Nairaland, i think i  am gonna actually be awarded the role of Super Duper Moderator too, a position that even accords me more role and power than the Admin - he whom we can't mention - Mukina2 will be along shortly to confirm this lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[/quote]What kind of false accusation is this sister olofofo  tongue

All I did on that thread was to give OAM4J some chewable statistics of Spikey.
RomanceRe: A Date by denzel2009: 2:27pm On Sep 23, 2010
@Poster dont worry jare,you will meet your own.

If Djimon Hounsou can be flogging Kimora,all hope is not lost.
FamilyRe: He Want To Be My Driver by denzel2009: 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2010
jennykadry:
^^Deal? Intel OAM4J has it that you've got eyes on spikey. angry I don't share. angry angry angry BTW it is not as if spikey is even finer than me sef. angry
Thats a very bad intel cos after you is road block.
FamilyRe: He Want To Be My Driver by denzel2009: 1:19pm On Sep 23, 2010
jennykadry:
grin grin grin grin grin I tell ya ,your babe will never find boredom with u
How did you know? even the exes' sometimes run back from their partners. cheesy cheesy

What about our deal?
FamilyRe: He Want To Be My Driver by denzel2009: 11:31am On Sep 23, 2010
You can get him busy in other ways than allowing him to be your driver. If you do, you are bound to forfeit your private life. . .your friends wont be free with you anymore and you cant tell your dad you need to quickly check out one girl or he should sit in the car while you are doing fine boy in Tantalizers.

just my 2 kobo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: League Cup: Chelsea Vs Newcastle [3 - 4] On 22nd Sept 2010 by denzel2009: 9:15pm On Sep 22, 2010
Which kain mistake be this on the scoreboard
Music/RadioRe: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by denzel2009: 7:42pm On Sep 22, 2010
Omo to Shan - Olamide ft Wizkid
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things Our Parents/guardians/elders Did That Was Wrong Back Then by denzel2009: 2:01pm On Sep 22, 2010
There was a similar thread few months ago https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-408523.0.html

I remembered my Dad blowing my younger sister's ICAN final exams fees, come and see pandemonium in the house.

When she finally started working and got her first upfront salary, about 300k.Dad advised her he would invest in shares and high interest investments for her. You can as well guess what happened.

Mum can go to any church where miracles are happening. She once went to a Church by Pastor Asolo, in that church they pray in the name of Asolo. Like the God of Asolo let me prosper etc. Anytime she is praying in her room all of us including our Dad would be peeking and laughing at her while facing pastor Asolo's calendar.

Most of the time she would bring prayer water and we must always drink from that water and add some into our bathing water.

She once brought home prayer biro and pencil when I wanted to write my SSCE, WAEC didnt even release that result till today.
RomanceRe: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by denzel2009: 10:32pm On Sep 20, 2010
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=2914.msg6777528#msg6777528 date=1284831829]I wouldn't say this is the worst but it was definitely bad. I heard a guy say "Excuse me miss, may I impregnate your phone with my number?" <<< tongue[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin you shd have told him your phone is on pills. cheesy
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 9:10pm On Sep 20, 2010
Control numer  shocked shocked shocked  Yahoo terminology. OAMJ is clean oh! I have just told him you've got kissable lips and come to bed eyes,he is salivating as I type  wink
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 8:52pm On Sep 20, 2010
^^^^OAMJ said he'd be your scapegoat.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian 'splits From Miles Austin by denzel2009: 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2010
She needs to come and bath in bar beach with hausa sponge to rid her 'amubos'
RomanceRe: No And Yes And No Yes Yes And Finelly We Are Married We Are Both Nl by denzel2009: 3:26pm On Sep 20, 2010
Congrats man. Dont mind MOBO444 and his clan.

Is she now mrs Dramendra or Amitabh bachshan? cheesy
CultureRe: What Happened To The "Nkan Nbe" Type Of Programs? by denzel2009: 3:20pm On Sep 20, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=515990.msg6786548#msg6786548 date=1284986225]^^^ You're right, some schools forbid the speaking of Yoruba. I went to schoolin Lagos for a few yrs, that's when I was prohibited from speaking Ekiti. I will never forvie that school angry angry

Thank God I didnt school there for long[/quote]You would have been uber razz cos you would now be mixing Ekiti with American accent. tongue
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 10:47pm On Sep 19, 2010
Ok oh OAMJ I tried my best for you mate!
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 10:36pm On Sep 19, 2010
grin grin grin Do not underestimate moi. Give OAMJ a chance wink
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 10:28pm On Sep 19, 2010
Ms KD, stay beautiful tongue
FamilyRe: All The Married/single Ladies,I Hope You Commit lookery After Looking At This by denzel2009: 10:10pm On Sep 19, 2010
saw u via google earth tongue

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