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Na shayo dance be this.....if u know u know

Comparing Fulani Herdsmen case to Paul Adedarasin as a means of comparison is outright crazy.....Is he a TerroristDid Boko Haram go to the police station to clear themselves?Geez

Congratulations....


Hmmm but guy, do DNA oo

Despite my addiction to Chess.....If its child education I have to give with Scrabble. English Language can never be fully understood and is a learning process.so if the child is Scrabble inclined at an early age you can expect the child to have a good command of that Language

Lol....The winner of Street Fighter 6 Capcom cup 2024 got 1 million dollars besides endorsement and others..... Gaming has gone beyond the crap I'm reading here so make una dey here dey play.....mumu people

Okay then.......If this is what you guys came up with then and it's admissable in court then there's no need to continue with this court case and as well others because it's going to be a precedent ....

If it has degenerated to a scenario whereby civil servants are forging my country's President's signature to withdrawal Billions......who's to stop another one saying the President's signature was forged to withdraw another humongous amount......

Infact he never even signed or approved any memo but was lying sick in bed all the 8 years while money was being with drawn without his notice....

That's the best you could come up with abi.....well it's still beats Python swallowing it though

Who cares weather you take it or not....Just don't come and compete in my country if you are not vaccinated....So technically no one is forcing you to take the vaccines but apparently you want to eat your cake and have it yea??

Bbbwings:
Stfu.
Tinubu and jakande were both governorz of lagos. The achievments of one in just 3 years dwarfed the other of 8 years.
Your kunu guzzling mentor brought an end to his government

You just had to right Despite the fact that you know you are still justifying what i said, you can't help yourself (aka obsession) What did i type what did you spew

Read and say a tribute to a great man........yet some people are still finding a way of twisting their contribution to be about Buhari/Tinubu....... Your stupid obsessions are becoming obviously irritating......

Pretty sure most of you hate spewing folks don't know the names of your street's counselors, Federal or State reps....who is directly responsible for most of the changes you are looking for but nooo....Your brains can't handle that kindda thought but instead hate is easier to process.....It has clouded your minds and Judgement...

Can ya'll just get a life.

RIP sir....I benefited and I'm greatful.

You are in a better place surely

blastac:
They said fastest player to score in 3 diff leagues.. he has scored 50 in serie A under 2 seasons, in Madrid he scored his 50 in less than 3 seasons..

Who said it you or the op??Sure u know the difference between fastest and first? Sure u cam understand the heading or topic of this thread or?Im correcting the Op and I wouldn't have responded if what u said was what he wrote...Must u pick holes In peoples comment even when u know what I'm responding to...whew

charlesm91:
Ronaldo is the first player to reach 50 goals in 3 major leagues. We talking Europe here. Nothing concerns Europe with America’s MLS, and besides is MLS a major league? Can’t say tho.

The articles said different leagues in the world.....You said major leagues....I'm not quoting your article

This is wrong....The record belongs to Zlatan
Yea....Ronaldo is my 2nd best (Ronaldo the Phenomennon Delima is the first) and undoubtedly a great player but apparently the rush of wanting him to surpass Messi in records is making people cook up stories like this ...Zlatan Ibrahimovic's goal record

Serie A
Juventus. 23
Inter. 57 e.t.c(he has goals in AC too)

French League
PSG. 113

MLS
LA Galaxy. 52


Heard this your article on the radio too so the error apparently s general ....Please I love this guy but Ibrahimovic is yet to win a ballon dor so its this records that he thrives on,don't take it away from him again nah....Get your facts right

Read Proof or Proof Read.........................

Hmmmmmm


And to think an argument started because of this misconception and someone's inability
to correct/understand an English Phrase tells alot about people's aggressive/blind reasoning
to issues (especially Politics) and why its best to just read comments here....


And b4 anything is said........They'll say they are not lazy


It is well

If im sure its never happened b4 and u pass my test of sincererity, I will definitely forgive without hesitation......Dont get it twisted of course ALL men cant act the same in such scenarioes so its possible for some men to forgive a presumed repentant cheat.....However,
In the course of the relationship you'll be subjected to serious emotional scrutiny and continuous. suspicion besides the fact that you'll have to put in an extra effort to please than u used to....So the question actually should be put to you instead (since we know not all men are like your man.)....with your already bashed esteem and soberness can u subject yourself to all the traumas that comes with the after effect of your actions if your man forgives you (lets not go into the type of men that forgives cheats and how they behave after forgiving u cause that issue self na big talk)and not.....
1. Break and cheat again?
2. Get fed up of the relationship and cheat again?
3.Get ultra tempted by another guy besides the colleague and cheat again.....?My advice....
Forgive yourself and try to let him go......If he loves u hell come for u....at least that way you'll know he's let go a little cause trust me.....Im a guy and can do it but I won't advice u to continue or beg him too much because of your self esteem....just send a sincere and full hearted message to him and make sure u end it with good bye or wish u all the best....and move on...
Cheers

Gosh.........what a country.

The way we Nigerians act out our frustration is somewhat amusing, often biased, laced with (Religious/Tribal sentiment)and generally unfortunate.

I keep hearing Buhari this, Buhari that.....but in all honesty If you truly want change, you have to start with

1. Protesting against your constituency representative at the Senate (State & Federal)
2. Protesting against your Governors (I'm not aware of anywhere in this country that the above two has a 50% mark combined)...i stand to be corrected though)...(This are the people that i believe their actions/policies will have a direct impact on an average citizen)

You have not done any of the above and you are jumping to the Presidency to protest....lol (If you have a president as a saint and the above folks aren't , trust me you will not see any gain of democracy whatsoever)

Look at this ......
If somewhat a kind of Miracle happens and the widely unpopular president steps down/aside...then what

Funny enough, I honestly believe that it will even cause more harm than good at this stage we are in but who's to make this
angered folks understand that there is even a high probability that someone/people are making a financial gain from this brouhaha

My people have a saying....

Observer: “Amukun eru e wo” (Your load is not straight)
Amukun (Klegged Man): “Oke le n wo e o wo ile” (You are looking up for the cause instead of down)

I will not say more......

Be wise, channell your effort wisely if you truly want a desired goal..


What do i know self......I'm just watching

I'm sorry......someone should correct me if i'm wrong but why are all comments based on the geographical region (North) as to the cause of this man's seamless abuse of young girls when it obviously a religious issue??

Simple question but in this part of the cosmos this could mean…..A racial question, A religious question, A political question (Highly probable), an insult, an ignorant utterance….... whew…..Can someone just answer the question already…All the bashing should come later abeg…...Besides isn’t is mean to be rhetorical? There will soon be a meme for this I guess……shades of “Lazy Nigerian youth” statement saga is loading…..smh

Before anything........not the amount spent, not the administrator or administration that spent it, not who wants who out of power.......But where is the Light?? Its a three worded English question that the whole of Nigeria has not answered for over 24 hours the statement was made.......I tire for this country ooo

Nine players and two officials have been handed 12-match and 19-match bans respectively for attacking match officials in a Nigerian league game.

The club in question, FC Ifeanyi Ubah, became an official partner of West Ham last year.

During August's game three players attacked referee Nakura Auwal after winger King Osanga was sent off.

Six more joined in the ensuing melee, while officials Chidi Nwogu and Adrika Obiefuna also assaulted the referees.

Two of the players punished by the Nigerian Premier League, Stephen Eze and Adeleye Olamilekan, have played for Nigeria in the African Nations Championship team for locally-based stars.

The club was also fined $4,900 for the incident and ordered to pay $700 to each of the officials involved and any certified medical bills.

The move by the LMC is the latest attempt to try and crack down on referee's assault and crowd trouble in the country's premier division.

Back in December 2012, the LMC inherited a league system punctuated by crowd violence, lack of funds, poor player welfare and the challenge of creating a well-organised league that will bring back the fans to deserted stands.
Thought we're passed this now

Mudley313:
^^^APC propagandist on the loose, ewu...thunder fire your whole generation

Lol ...not up to 5 minnutes i posted a comment and i get quoted with this....
like i said @ Op...
@ whoever wrote that (i won't grace your response with a name).....APC propaandist you deduced my political ideas from my cpomment on tuface's planned march ...wow genius you.\
pick a category of whoever you belong to and also an issue to tangle with them on line...i'm sure you'd be fufilled......
You ain't gonna get any response beyond that son

...Are you telling me that not even one of you kids here see any sense in what the op is writingGosh....ohh now i remember why i stopped reading Nairaland forums and discussions.Too many shallow minded, tribal infested internet surfing jobless dudes who just like being anti-anything that criticizes what they like..To be clear...I am a strong Tuface fan that probably knows 85% of all his songs off hand, grew up listening to him and cant seem to find anything wrong in what he does (even with the baby mamas and all) but does that make me not admit to the truth when i hear or better yet read t?Please please all you quick to type/insult trolls kindly highlight the portion of the article above that is false (with facts) so i can see the extent of how deluded you people really are . And to think that this write up is original yet people will read and type rubbish...wow sad sad generation.At least if you must criticize cant you even admit that he has a point outta many
Anyway @ OP...thanks for making my day, unfortunately this forum is too polluted to expect kudos from anyone besides afew...I will definitely use your points above as reference when im engaged with some friends later this evening to see their own views on it.
and op....please rethink and subsequently try not to post anything about cerlebrities, politicians, religion e.t.c cause half of the pple here are minors whose idea of hero worship disillusions them from being objective and realistic....a few don't....very few

princeogbeide1:
His state and location wasn't stated. How can we find him

....If they knew that, would he be missing?

Seriously....I don't think anyone read the accused guy's post at all... It seems every1 is just reading about the stabbing of a Nigerian and commenting....Anyway if what he said is actually true then there is no justification for him going to prison at all to be honest and the whole system is really faulty from the scratch ......RIP to the dead

Seems everywhere you go nowadays you always see the sign boldly written "Cars are Parked at owners Risk"...Funny enough you find these signs even at Banks, Hotels and Car Parks.
No p right?? Yea, but What baffles me is that at the Car Park (where you get to pay for keeping your car), you still see the sign boldly written, At a hotel where you are lodged (with a Security Guard fully equipped and stationed at a Gate where you have to produce a Tally before driving in or out, you will still see the sign too)...."CARS ARE PARKED AT OWNERS RISK"....The worst scenario actually happened to me last week when i tried a banking transaction at one of the new generation Banks and was told that i couldn't go in with my Ipad cause their door kept making that annoying buzzing sound. The security guard then told me to put the ipad in a safe box at the entrance of the Bank built specifically for such scenarioes. Lo and behold i saw the sign again "Items are kept at owners risk" I turned and looked at him and said "Why would you want me to keep my personal property in a place you cannot gurantee it's safety considering the fact that it was you that didn't allow me to go in with it in the first place?so what that means is that my car is at Risk at their car park and my ipad/phone e.t.c were at risk at their entrance...All cause i wanted to transfer the sum of N 10k to a friend.........
Seriously though, i don't get the "items parked or kept somewhere is at risk policy", if you know you can't gurantee the safety of my car or item, why then build a place, collect tally and assign a guard to the items (which is by the way in your designated space)?? I'm not saying they should accept liability but it's kindda awkward telling your customers that their properties are not safe in your possession...better still don't keep them in your possession and let the customer bear the burden of his risk all alone.......scam.

Check out various tweets by some football crazed Man utd supporters who did not take Antonio Valencia's back pass/Man Utd loss to Arsenal in the FA cup likely yesterday.

https://www.nairaland.com/2153250/letter-children-fifty-shades-grey

Coincidentally, i just watched the movie yester night and i had the same impulse to react/write a post the same way the op did in the above link. Though i think the OP is blowing it outta proportions by being too dramatic, this is an R18 movie so what exactly do you expect? Nuns wearing Robes
Though i must confess, after having a torrid time trying to sleep with the ravishing thoughts that plagued me overnight (due to the movie's contents) i will carefully point out the under listed observations and allow a free willed reader to make his/her choice as to what/how to best use the experience gotten from watching the movie (should they want to)
1. This is an European movie, Hollywood to be exact (don't get carried away with their morals). Try and see between the lines and not the R18 scenes.
2. From past knowledge, I know people get kicks from hurting their partners on bed, (for various reasons best known to them), but this is actually the first one i will see that explained in detail the reason why some people actually do it.
3. I have seen/heard that people (focusing on a male/female)can do ANYTHING for/to each other when their feelings requires them to please one another, but now i have seen something extra(crazy to be exact). The guy in the movie actually drafted out a contract describing in detail the equipment, positions, required verbal responses, dressing e.t.c and the lady sat down , read and even adjusted the wordings of the contract to the level that best suits her own perversion. The element of choice was there, not coersion or force but free will(Though it was clouded with stunning good looks/wealth and swagger of the guy)....Choice
4. It started out as attraction at first and later grew to something else......We all have an excuse for letting ourselves go to some dark places in life especially when you have deluded yourself with the thought of not wanting to let go of a bad/dangerous habit. This movie shows the extent at which the human mind can actually absolve a naturally alien attribute and convert it to something more acceptable for selfish reasons.
5. I don't know how to best conclude with this one but i am beginning to think that being young, having good looks with excessive wealth (i.e billionaire) without check (i.e parents/guardians) is extremely risky. You have to possess a level of authority and aura before you can meet up with the excessive demand that comes with such wealth which will inevitably rub off on how to derive pleasure. You can’t be an employer of over One thousands of people and not be dominating in bed. I can understand why such a person will even want to consider pleasing his partner in bed when EVERYTHING revolves around him.
6. If you have to hurt your partner before you derive sexual satisfaction, don't be ashamed. It's a sickness that can be treated via therapy. Don't get it twisted by thinking you are trying to experiment with yourselves. It's perversion without mincing words.
7. Flee from such an act…..don’t think you can control it. The scars will always last longer than the pleasure. The emotional scar never gets erased and the feeling of degradation is all you will have in the end. Ultimately it corrupts the appetite of the new inductee while also ensuring their own desires and mode of satisfaction is inevitably perverted….till they get some form of therapy

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Hilarious but definitely not completely true....yea,u may have had an unforgettable experience but it definitely wasn't d exact way u described it.....why?ask around from pple dat may have had similar experience my bro and u will be told dat u can never remember in detail wat u did wen u od (overdose) on weed...haba no one was wit u oo and u cld remember even ur responses wen u talked wit pple and u were stoned?lol...did u record it or wat!

Typical Nigerian biased responses here and not intellectually approached...I failed to see what part of the article is insultive since we can all agree it is true...it is only in Nigeria that a blind man will insult you if you refer to him as 'Hey Blind man'...why cant we address the problems in our country when challenged other than talking,rainning abuse and throwing counter accussations at a painful but real assesssment abt our state of affairs....mtshewwww

Seems everywhere you go nowadays you always see the sign boldly written "Cars are Parked at owners Risk"...Funny enough you find these signs even at Banks, Hotels and Car Parks. What baffles me is that at the Car Park (where you get to pay for keeping your car), you still see the sign boldly written, At a hotel where you are lodged (with a Security Guard fully equipped and stationed at a Gate where you have to produce a Tally before driving in or out, you will still see the sign)....The worst scenario actually happened to me last week when i tried a banking transaction at one of the new generation Banks and was told that i couldn't go in with my Ipad cause their door kept making that annoying buzzing sound. The security guard then told me to put the ipad in a safe box at the entrance of the Bank built specifically for such scenarioes. Lo and behold i saw the sign again "Items are kept at owners rick" I turned and looked at him and said "Why would you want me to keep my personal property in a place you cannot gurantee it's safety considering the fact that it was you that didn't allow me to go in with it in the first place?so what that means is that my car is at Risk at their car park and my ipad/phone e.t.c were at risk at their entrance...All cause i wanted to transfer the sum of N 10k to a friend.........
Seriously though, i don't get the owners is at risk policy, if you know you can't gurantee the safety of my car why then did you let me go through all the trouble of collecting a tally, paying the guard when you know that you cannot gurantee the safety of my property (which is by the way in your space). Why will you build a parking lot for your customers, station a guard there and not gurantee safety for their cars I'm not saying they should accept liability but it's kindda awkward telling your customers that their properties are not safe in your possession. why deny liability for something that has not even happened......scam.