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Jokes EtcLet's Play #butugotthatiphone5tho" by Deolaw(op): 7:49am On Sep 15, 2012
Its a trendy fun of the time. With the new iphone 5 released, we gat to say some truth to the people who purchase it inconveniently... Use this phrase to set it up: #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho"
Mine is...

Your cable is off
Music/RadioRe: Is It Wröng To Rap Gospel Song? by Deolaw: 4:08am On Jun 30, 2012
I see no 'much' crime in rap. Most rap are very fast and lyrically personal when not followed with the same speed. So if your rap can be slow and lyrically superb you will gain audience for the 'elderly'. Moreover, you are singing for the church to touch lives not to touch ears.
Indeed, according to someone above, if u can communicate or rap to praise ya parents then pls weigh God o.
Rap music can't be spiritual.
Church has turned to a substitute for clubs to the youths nowadays.




God show us the right way...
NYSCRe: Posted To Lagos Camp Batch B 2012 by Deolaw: 4:51pm On Jun 29, 2012
where are they? Are they stucked in d flood?
TravelRe: List Of Nigerian Planes And Their Ages - Read This Before You Fly. by Deolaw: 10:41pm On Jun 05, 2012
Arik, only you?
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Blows Up Church In Bauchi by Deolaw: 12:20pm On Jun 03, 2012
There should a renewal of census. The population of nigeria should be known now.

Heavy losses!!!
Adieu!!!
TravelRe: Before Leaving Nigeria: Things You Must Know by Deolaw: 10:27pm On Jun 01, 2012
Ignatio: Who is an akata?
You don't know akata!?
At least u know oyinbo...
PoliticsRe: Zimbabwe's Vice Pres. Attacks T.B Joshua by Deolaw: 3:29pm On May 26, 2012
SSaemoenl: [size=25pt]Can TB Joshua Holds An Open Crusade?[/size]
Dear English, you are mad!!!
@ ssaemoen speak another language pls...
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 8:08am On May 18, 2012
wow! WE VE JUST LEANT THE BOKO HARAM LANGUAGE. WE SPEAK IN BOMBS!!!
RomanceRe: Ladies Come In Let's Talk...men You Can Peep Too ;) by Deolaw: 10:12am On May 16, 2012
¤_¤ peeping
*Offloading my baggages*
*settled*
*clears throat*
Hmm op. 1. Where are you? What country?
2. How pressured are you?
3. Do you have a boyfriend or fiancee?


Answer those. I have come to the thread to stay.
FamilyRe: Best Advice/quotes Mum Ever Gave You? by Deolaw: 1:40pm On May 13, 2012
'tan tan to lo tan e ni tan mi n tan rare je' means deceiving man. If you deceive me, you are actually deceiving yourself.
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 2:49pm On May 02, 2012
[quote author=Soo_cool]no oo!!! I'm not dumb. Don't place a curse on me!!. It is bcus my gal is a stammerer grin[/quote]^^^lol. now that is funny.
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 12:51pm On May 02, 2012
[quote author=Soo_cool] sign language.[/quote]Are you for real?
really dumb?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hello Abi Ladies by Deolaw: 11:43am On May 02, 2012
'my account balance is not sufficient for the call, pls recharge ur account and try again'








Sorry I would av called u for my granny but d above is the problem...
RomanceRe: No Virgins In Naija Again? by Deolaw: 11:39am On May 02, 2012
And my question to you op is...
Are there any senses in your brain?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 11:20am On May 02, 2012
Dyt: same noni
Same with what?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 11:19am On May 02, 2012
2goodbobo: Chinese and swahili
You Nigerian?
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 6:40am On May 02, 2012
190: depends

wen i talk 2 mzdarkskin we speak pataois angry angry

like today i said


Mi wah fu[i]c[/i]k yuh

and she replied - mi shaved, smoked some Mary Jane(weed) and waiting for yuh

u get wat i mean wink
You guys must be a crazy couple. What a language!
RomanceRe: What Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 6:38am On May 02, 2012
^lol
RomanceWhat Language Do You Use In Communicating With Ur Partner? by Deolaw(op): 10:13pm On May 01, 2012
Do you use your native language?
Or maybe English?
Everybody has a common language he speaks most often. Do you use that same language with ur partner?



As for me, I speak English on phone with my babe and when emotional I speak Yoruba.
Yoruba seems to be more sensational.

What about you?
RomanceRe: Is Investigating Family Background Really Important? by Deolaw: 3:11pm On Apr 23, 2012
@op. I think you have never studied science before and you don't know the meaning of 'traits' and 'inheritance'. The family may have a kind of disease that is inherited through generations and without you inspecting, you affect ur own generation too.
Moreover, if she is from a home pls know ur future home is possible to be the same.



An adage says... It is better to av a bad wife than a bad in law
TV/MoviesRe: Movies With The Best 'TWISTS'!!! by Deolaw: 2:45pm On Apr 19, 2012
Triangle
RomanceRe: What Should A Single Woman Do When There Is No Suitor Coming? by Deolaw: 12:03am On Apr 19, 2012
suzzisweet: The bible says that a woman shall leave her parent house and cliff to a man and they shall become husband and wife. Also, a woman should marry so as to abstain from fornication. So what should a single woman do without a hubby in this case, must she continue to stay and die of emotions?
@ question....
1. She should go for surgery cus I can bet the person ugly well well
2. She should kill herself
3. Rape young boys
4. Woo guys
5. Turn to a lesbian


Mtcheew... What else can u do than PRAY and good care of yourself with good manners?
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Husbands Die Before Their Wives by Deolaw: 6:59pm On Apr 18, 2012
guyakin: Deolaw is such a wise, perceptive person!
Thank you
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Husbands Die Before Their Wives by Deolaw: 5:30pm On Apr 18, 2012
pick up your pen Mr OP.
1. Age
2. Sex... guys do more work during this.
3. Polygamy
4. Work/job
5. Fornication
6. JaZZ
7. Witches.. They attack the head of the family first
8. Nature
9. Other people's opinions on this thread


Hope that helps you in ur project.
Yours sincerely
Deolaw
RomanceRe: You Ever Had A Crush On Your Teacher? by Deolaw: 5:20pm On Apr 18, 2012
Excelboi: Yap, my sec schl days in my SS3. There was dis young female corper who was sexy and pretty. All guys then admire her and she knows it. She is very caring and i was lucky to be among those she care for. I do usually run errand for her, but till today, am happy i was able to 4ck her and she enjoyed it. It was kinda wierd but i guess that is love.... grin
Com'on liars are not wanted here. Mtcheew

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