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[quote author=Okija_juju]Yup. .

Secondary school

Inter Science Teacher (J.S.S 1 - J.S.S 3)

English Teacher (J.S.S 1 - S.S.S 3)

Two of the richest, sexiest women in my entire school then. . .

A senior student in my sophmore year actually wrote the Inter Science Teacher a love letter. .[/quote]Cute! Was he replied with a love stroke of the cane.
@ op. I never had one. I went to government schools in my sec. Only if I could fall in love with grannies which is impossible.

If I were to advice seun I will tell him to start tagging threads with a price so that anyone who wants to open a thread will pay.
That will reduce many of these dumbas.s from opening senseless threads.

reddinton: you read this kind of thing and you are not scared!!!!!, then children of pedition can not be stopped but perish.

I love you jo

@op. Pls don't think that is all about her confession cus it could be her plan B. Sorry but ur destiny is shaky.
Firstly, pray and fast. Better u tell a religious person who can pray WITH you.
Secondly. Pls stop dating babes u no wan marry.
Thirdly. Sorry but u are no more complete. u are more of a shaft. Na witch u dey talk so na. She had been a member since sec school. She has experience. U enjoyed her p.us.sy na, also u gats to enjoy the punishment.










Witch pu.ss.y rider.

I actually don't know if I should believe this story but it sounds scary. I no pray for such o.

One reason why I can try to believe is about a similar story I heard on radio in which a guy called up a live program and in a shaky voice demanded help from listeners. He claimed he jilted a girl and traveled far away from the state she stays. After a little stay and no word from the girl, he felt free from her so as to start a new life. A day came when the girl called him and described what the guy was doing at that time, what he was wearing, the part of the room he was and where he was facing and many personal stuffs. All that happened for days in the midnight. To crown it all, the girl used to conclude in her words that 'I will kill u when the time is ripe, get ready!!!'
What about that?


Just pray you meet only the right people and you do not wrong the wrong people.


The world is nothing but wicked.

*reading thread and sipping a kunu drink in a cold room with 'suffering and smiling' music playing at the background*

Now who should I support? Pastors or the Op?







I am happily sitting on the fence...... smiling.

Now IBB 'stoops to conquer'. You don't get the logic? It is political... a funny world.

[quote author=Missy_B]https://www.nairaland.com/897235/whats-best-food-combination[/quote]God bless you with that. People looking for audience.

'Oleku' for sure. I represent the womanizer in da movie.

like though you are glued to the family. Maybe they possess what others don't. That is crazy! Esp if sex is included in both. Just like dogs. Na their papa you go date next.







Mtcheew!
Rubbish!!
Next!!!

^thanks. Just don't like people doubting me.

^^ and if I don't? At least u have read enough in between the lines. What more do u want? My biography?


Take it or leave it. I never had se.x with her

[quote author=gree-die]isnt it funny ow u suddenly couldnt bear d mouth odor nd co after u had u way wit ha sexually? Arent u ashamed dt u sunk so low as to stay put wit a girl u obviously dnt lyk jst becz of se.x? Did she force u into d relationship, is it in ur nature to go for cast offs or was she d only girl dt would have u??[/quote]And from what I wrote, did I mention se.x? Does kissing mean se.x to you? Pls read well before you judge.

The so called leaders got to their posts through cheating. No be Jamb himself lick the question?

she was of the opposite religion and claimed nothing could come out good later on. Also, she was so dull to be with and sometimes she looked at me like a witch. Omo rush rush I pass my love fast fast.


Above all, her mouth usually smelt of garlic and its kinds. Gush, (spits) it was so horrible. To crown it all, she was a terrible kisser. Mtcheew...

I am glad we broke up o.

hmm

I am weeping over the incorrect composition of English by the wailing Jamb candidates. I wish we were forced to read such books. I am sure 95% of them all did not pay for the form from their pockets and at least 70% of their parents did not feel the payment tough on them.

Well, on the op's issue. Some of your fellow candidates have proven some questions were asked from the novels (maybe only from few types). You with the other types were just unlucky. I believe you have gained somethings from the 'forced to read' novels. Don't blame them!
The fact again is that you should have read other subjects well and many of you guys are fresh from secondary schools. So what do you want!!!? A 'This is a boy' question? WAIT TILL ETERNITY for that.










Mtcheew

thank God I am not short

came back to check and I am still laughing... Lol

^^^ L.M.A.O.S.H.T.I.F.O.T.F.A.D.B.L.T.W.A.D.A.S.H.B.M.B.T.L.J.B.T.S.
= Laughing my ass off so hard that I fell on the floor and died but luckily there was a doctor around and so he brought me back to life just before televison started

You better face your project work and your numerous carry-overs. You will one day get tired of the almighty 's.ex'.
I pray you get someone pregnant if u insist on having se.x. You are even proud not to be religious. God don create u already.










Mtcheew... Bad sheep