₦airaland Forum

kingsikaz:
i'm not greedy. it's a mata of choice

Comot Jare!! Which kind choice? U beta not rise ur hopes coz its taking u nowhere

honeric01:
Well, i hope not, i don't want to be attacked, thanks guys for welcoming me into this "groove" well, life is too short, lets make friends even in war

The only way we'll attack you is if you demand for only MALE friends.
By then you'll see the real NAIRALANDERS

kingsikaz:
hahhhhhhhhh ds babe wan catch me.


i need average of the two.

want= cash+ kind / 2


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Am back. See as u greedy.

kingsikaz:
u wan bribe me abi?

Which kind bribe u want? Cash or Kind?

kingsikaz:
really?

REALLY OOO,

Moyola:
new frndz!

AH!!! Another one again!!!

kingsikaz:
deal or No deal?

DEAL!!!

Kingsikaz na wa for you ooo. Why you just dey face everybody? Just try to be a lil bit nice.

Oya, Lets accept or decline to be her friend.

I'm in Jules.

_bami:
@Dere, do u really know anyone here??

Bami,,,,,,,,,,,,Is that an invitation?

rokiatu:
that is quite harsh

I wonder oo, This babe just paste an innocent post here and she whats come out of it.

Hey!!! Cut the babe some slack!!! She needs friends means she is in need of friends. Which one be strangers again?

spikedcylinder:
I sense a bit of hostility here. . . . .or a lot actually.

AH!!! Noooooooooo. There is no shingle bit of hostility here eo. Not to talk of alot ke.
Oti o

Busta:
this is the problem with Nairaland . . . TOO MUCH PIKINS!!
alot of them are still being breastfed

I think they are still being breastfed with your BUST AH!!!!

Hey Jules,
                I dont mind being your friend. Come online, i already have ur email

Na wa oooo
Wetin dey happen here?
Abi na world war III?

What are the specifications?
And how much?

I live in Enugu and i need a 2-rooms self-contain house or a 1-roomself contain house.
Please does anyone have any idea? Please drop you r number or email me on kissingdere@yahoo.com.

Na wa oo, Im battery don low.
God help us

Ok. Good for you

Oh Boy!!!
I was just complaining about one thing and here you are asking for another.
Na wa ooo

Good. Wasnt writing it for laughter. Just wanted to hit some brains.

Thanks y'all. I'm pretty sure he's resting in peace.

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother
'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane, '

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it
for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, 'I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy is away to work.'

Mommy fainted!

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Na wa o, I'm Lost!!!

You are a girl and it's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten.



You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be

swayed as he approaches you.



He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.



He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.



He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.



He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him--he's done this many times before.



His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance.



You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.



As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.



He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.



Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.



He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.



After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.



He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.



You then smile and thank our dentist, After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.



Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking'?

After that Chelsea VS Man UTD Match on the 21st of May, I didnt know it was the last time i'd set my eyes on my

beloved brother who slipped, fell and died in the morning. It made me hate football. It made me stop thinking of

football, Stopped listening to football and stopped watching football. May his Gentle soul, REST IN PEACE. Amen

nuruokcmeg:
my birth day is 30th november.any body on this date contact me 08032229541

I didnt see the topic say, Drop your DOB and Phone Number

I'm September 15th

Lemme ask one question here.

How will you feel, for instance; After dropping your phone number, someone calls you, he/she has the most sweetest voice you've ever heard and dreamt of, you both fix a date, and when you finally meet, you find out he/she is the direct OPPOSITE of what you've expected?

What will you do?

Hey N-Landers,
All of you who reside or originate from Enugu, say "AYE"!!!!!!!