₦airaland Forum

SAM MILLA:
your job is to write down every expenses i make. not incomes.

How do i know your expenses made?
How do i know how much credit you load in your phone?
How do i know how much you pay for internet services?
How do i know how much you give you wife/girlfriend?
How do i know how much you use for transport fairs or fuel?
How do i know you expenses?

SAM MILLA:
see oh, my sister from enugu state. thats my state, you are hereby employed as the treasury secretary,

So whats my job description?

NAME -------------------------------------- Dimesgirl Michaels

SEX ----------------------------------------- Female

AGE -------------------------------------------19

AMBITION ------------------------------------Editor

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ------------------------------- Yes(In Kind not Cash)

DO YOU LIKE JOKES --------------------------Yes

ARE YOU STUPID ---------------------------------------Sometimes

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY ---------------------------------Yes

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ---------------------------------Love Men/Like Women

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. --------------------------------------Didnt know "YOUR GOVT" even exists.

Asusu igbo dikwa iche. O dika anofia ne kwu okwu. hahahaha

Mo fe language eyi dada. Infact, language eyi ni the best. Oda. Ko buru.

Emi ni ooo.

Odabo.

Wow!!! I cant wait to purchase my sim ooo. I bought this nokia phone and whenever i try to browse, it goes automatically to a homepage http//:etisalat.com and i've been wondering what its all about. Thank God i can now browse with my phone. Yipee!!!

Dear Jem,
See if you both can work something out and be as you were last three years. But if it doesnt work, be patient until the contract is done and the money is down and dont forgert, get married to him then later sue for a divorce. And child custody. By doing that, i bet you are gonna get half of what he has. Being in his name or not.

So what do you want us to do?
Please keep it to yourself!!!

My first phone was Nokia 1110. It fell from my pocket while i was on byke on expressway and it didnt break.Was stolen.
My second phone was Nokia 1100, Takes about 5days b4 it complains Low Battery. I lost it.
My Third phone was Nokia 6030, Used it for 2years without complain b4 it was stolen.
My my present phone is Nokia 5200, its been serving its purpose as a good servant.
All thanks to NOKIA, Una Dooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Yeah its true. You have to tell her but dont make it an issue. For instance. I was fat. I weighed 78kg. My man and i were just talking and strolling one day when we saw this really fat lady. I commented. I hated the shape of that lady. And guess what? He looked at me and said, i"i guess in 12months time, you'll be like that if you dont start exercising". And thats that, the deed was done. I felt sad for some time but, he registered me with a fitness program and now i weigh 69kg and still attend the class. Now he can carry me, lift me, lap me, back me, draw me, shift me, and swirl me.
So man, do what you ought to do. Go on and tell her.

Which Nigerian tribe has a greater number of grammar error?
I think its Igbo.

"Ngozi don't CLOSS the LOAD, the LOAD is too DANGELOUS"

Nigerians are trying in englesh sha.

Are there vacancies for people who are computer literate but with O'Levels

Eeeya, Seun, Its unfair o. I modified that stuff b4 pasting it here but u removed it.
I'm so sad, It wouldve been fun

alabees:
ABEG GRAMMAR NO MONEY, YEYE FOWLS , ENGLISH NO BE OUR MOTHER TONGUES. LET CELEBRATE OUR OUR LANGUAGES INSTEAD OF GLORIFYING OYINBO'S OWN [color=#550000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Its not about following "OYINBO's " tongue. Its about helping yourself to relate with other people in and out of this country. Its a language everybody knows as GENERAL LANGUAGE. So keep shut!!!

ok na, come online

kissingdere@yahoo.com

i dey on

Ok. Bye now

kingsikaz:
bye 4 where

I know say u go miss me. U dey use style so that i no go go. Just talk am and i go stay small, lol

Am a yoruba
My time never finish. i dey my neighbour house

Bye,

Say u dey fear.
Well well, goodnight everyone, see ya tomorrow.

Ok eo, So where this Jules wey everybody start to chat about? She don go sleep abi wetin?

kingsikaz:
omo man nid am jare. me sef wan close 4 d day in da ofice

Na lie!!! You wan run

I'm good honeric. I'm so glad coz someone's soon gonna cry of what wont be of Joy



Bye Bami

Bami, O serious. Chance for where?

kingsikaz:
na jealousy mi man

Who i dey Jealous? Bami? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

kingsikaz:
hope never fail. abi hope don fail u before

I just dey inform you so that you no go cry after

_bami:
no long thing

Long thing dey before?

kingsikaz:
u wan prove say u get mouth abi?

Before Nko?