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Is emoticons now jokes?

Kai gaby!! you be ne kind human being altogether.

That was cool. Its like the joke dey turn some people here into mad men ooo

Keep it on Zig!!

Opslag:
make i give u application form make u fill?

For where? Abi na u go come stand for line ??

Opslag:
for ur mind.

Na for my nose

oh my!! that was hard, man.

Bye Gaby, If Opslag wan commit suicide, make im commit. Afterall, im no be first

Na wa ooo, Opslag, gaby no get your time, just look for anoda person to make ur "US"

No mind them jare

Opslag, why are your unborn kids still in naija? See stone for your eye and u dey there dey remove dust for gaby eyes.

Gele is mostly used to delay husbands when they are in a hurry to get to an important conference/meeting with their wives.

To supress your head from swelling

or gele

EXPERIENCE is the best teacher. i dont need to be taught in schoo.

How are you sure? Have you died of negativity b4?

mMMM, Diaperman huh? cool

Why you dey ask how we dey? wy you wan know? Yeye

Thief!!! you no fit bring your own comment

sexyLeamon:
here is my contribution

I would do anything


A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door and kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes, "i mean," she whispers, "i would do anything, "

He returns her gaze, "anything?"
"Anything."

His voice softens, "anything?"
"Anything!" She repeats.
His voice turns to a whisper.
"Would you, Study HARD?"

Very good one.

Na wa oo

Na true ooo. Men are like cameleon. Them dey change like weather

michelin:
where you there at the scene and how did you manage to know that the next guy in ward was very interested in making an offer for the slips but you mess up ooo u no tell us how much they guy wan pay for the bata, she make i laugh abi make vess or bone or even fact all the way sha eno sweet try another one may i go fit to laugh

The answer is simple. Tyty is the person making the offer,

Dunddy:
@ post

this is a very rare case. it happens once in a violet moon. 1st case na papa OBY and 2nd na U.

well N7,500 is a whole lot of manny.

U be really Dundee

Na wa oooo. But na true sha, [sub][/sub]apart from me ooo. Women dey like waste so much time in between waking and dressing. As for me, i use 35mins to bath and prepare. Thats why i wake up early.