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Business / Re: Obi Cubana Launches A New E-hailing Service...to Rival Uber, Bolt.... by derico(m): 5:00pm On Oct 11, 2023
He's not the first indigenous e-hailing company in Nigeria.

All of them go come with hype...and fall into oblivion.

What's really happening in the industry?

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Celebrities / Re: Some Girls Are Really Blessed - Nysc Corp Member Get Stuck Due To Her Big Bum Du by derico(m): 7:39pm On Oct 09, 2023
MyExpression:
Enjoy your NYSC Service year.
Serve where you will have security, good cost of living, peace of mind and grow your career.

Let me help you get Direct Posting to your preferred State.
Contact me for Redeployment too.

No long protocol...just your call-up number/State code...and choice of State.
50k flat.
Testimonials from currently serving Corps members.
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For real?

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2023 Batch C Prospective Corp Members Thread by derico(m): 7:38pm On Oct 09, 2023
Enjoy your NYSC Service year.
Serve where you will have security, good cost of living, peace of mind and grow your career.

Let me help you get Direct Posting to your preferred State.
Contact me for Redeployment too.

No long protocol.
...just your call-up number/State code...and choice of State.
07030068193

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Romance / Re: Feeling Too Young & Cheating All Day-Ninalowo Bolanle Marriage Crash Confession by derico(m): 8:13am On Sep 02, 2023
DonroxyII:

I think Humanities will get to a point in the future of our evolution where Cheating Would Never be a basis for divorce ....

We shall get there .... Na time !


We already have a thing called Open Relationship. Infidelity isn't a factor for them. They even have 3some

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Crime / Re: Pure Water 4 For 100 Naira!!! by derico(m): 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2023
How?!
Politics / Re: With All The Economic Challenges, Pure Water Still Sells For ₦10 In Kaduna by derico(m): 11:36am On Aug 11, 2023
MyExpression:
Here in Lugbe, Abuja we still sell one bag for N200.

We converted our gen to LNG, and use Diesel gen to support production...

Sometimes, in business you plan for the long term.
Maintain quality, don't compete on price.

A good product will bring repeat patronage.

Vishem Purewater

FREE DELIVERY to every location in Lugbe FHA axis.
vishemwater.business.site
0706 144 1394

Can you deliver at Penthouse Estate?
I need 20bags.

I will call you now tho.

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Career / Re: Is It Possible To Get My Money Back? by derico(m): 2:10pm On Jul 12, 2023
NGOs don't pay Salary.

It's a volunteer job...payment is usually not binding.
Whatever allowance they claim they'll give you, they still aren't bound by law to pay you that amount.
Romance / Re: How To Control Your Urges As A Man by derico(m): 8:51pm On Jul 05, 2023
There's only one way...

Look away.
..close your eyes and also shut your mind to it

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Politics / Re: Kogi Govt Orders Arrest Of Persons, Businesses Rejecting Old Naira Notes by derico(m): 4:27pm On Mar 10, 2023
Let him start with the commercial banks
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Crippled The Newspaper Industry. by derico(m): 4:05pm On Mar 10, 2023
suffering:
Nairaland didn’t do shit. Blogs did. Majority of the news here come from online Nigerian dailies trying to meet up with blogs and bloggers themselves. POV articles from Nairaland members are crude and poverty induced.

Nairaland started since 2005.

I joined in 2006.
I can tell you for free, that Seun started the movement.

When we begin hear of blogs
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy 18th Anniversary Nairaland by derico(m): 3:50pm On Mar 10, 2023
I don tey here ooo.

I've been on this journey with Nairaland since 2006...17yrs.

Seun where are we having today's celebration?

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Politics / Re: House Of Reps Orders CBN To Suspend New Cash Withdrawal Limit by derico(m): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2022
Obviously.

We ain't ready.

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion Diagnosed With 'Stiff Person Syndrome' (Video) by derico(m): 5:06pm On Dec 08, 2022
Igyeseh06:

No, there are not.

Don't stand at a far distance and condemn what you know nothing.

Calm down, you're the one condemning yourself.

Change your picture.

The person is obviously stepping on the rice...but traditionally, I know that practice is applicable for local level productions
Crime / Re: Izzy, Lady Sexually Assaulted, Beaten At Eko Hotels (Photo) by derico(m): 1:43am On Jun 03, 2022
9jaRealist:


Exactly! She should instead have bowed and dobaled to him instead…smh

Why shouldn’t she “rain insults” on someone who inappropriately touched her?
If it was your own daughter, sister or mother, would you stop at “raining insults” at him?!

>

She was touched on the thigh(Lap)......how?
We're they both seated on same/closely laid seat?
And is the lap a restricted part of the body for cautious contact?
Touched...not romance/Smudge.....touch...how?

We need that cctv to ascertain the gravity of the offense and corresponding response that led to assault.
The man can't possibly sue for libel, so he took his chances to recompense with assault.

Doesn't make it right tho....but seems justified.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nostalgic Photos From The 90's by derico(m): 11:38pm On May 26, 2022
TheSourcerer:
With the population we have in Nigeria sadly A Derico would already be born , could be an earkh teen or a frustrated young adult .... Part of the UGM already ...... Or their factions but let's protect our bubble from the news , because bad news is good news , bad things happen everyday... So why tell me , there's literally nothing I can do about a lynching of a kidnapper in Niger while I'm in PH , it dosn't stop the next kidnapper to get his next victim the next day in Lagos. ...sighs

Can you guys stop using the word DERICO.

I have over 20 mentions on this same line of discussion wey no even concern me.

Please sub the word for maybe deriKo
Crime / Re: Lagos Police PRO Reacts To Viral Video Of Policewoman Crying For Help by derico(m): 3:30am On May 20, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
It is unethical for that police woman to enter into a stranger/suspect’s car.

For anyone’s information, a traffic warden does not have the constitutional right to effect an arrest.

However the guy could have handled the matter differently.

A security guard in my area was almost killed by armed robbers in a similar case of overzealousness.

No sense no tact

I thought there's a thing called Citizen's arrest.
How much more, a police traffic warden.

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Politics / Re: 'Atiku is a Unifier' - Peter Obi Attends Atiku’s Presidential Declaration Event by derico(m): 11:41am On Apr 16, 2022
M1Garand:


Proper delegation of duties and appointing the right set of people is the most important thing lacking in our presidency. That's why there's a difference between a ruler and a leader. You can see the competent Minister's like Amaechi and Fashola for instance performing in their respective sector under Buhari while the likes of Malami, Adamu, ngige and the likes are a big disgrace. That goes to show that the most important thing we need is a well oiled team. And that's what Jagaban is known for. Jonathan was strong physically but weak as a leader. Buhari is a ruler and not a leader. But I understand you Buhari reduced the bar of leadership in the country and everybody's sceptical. But for me assembling the right team is the most important thing.

Ever heard that a herd of sheep led by a Lion, would any day, defeat a pride of Lion led by a sheep?

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Governor Soludo's Hometown, Isuofia by derico(m): 7:12am On Apr 15, 2022
tempusfugit:
That's their business, as far they ain't in south south, look how some people re just destroying their home for nothing sake

You just reminded me of the story alluded to Bishop Kukah.

Keep living in denial till they come for your house...by then, there will be no one to save you.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Attack Governor Soludo's Hometown, Isuofia by derico(m): 7:08am On Apr 15, 2022
helinues:


So that they can start another round of marginalization talk right?

You are correct.

"We" do not know the depth of your agitation for oduduwa republic or Arewa republic.

But we respect your right to be partisan.

For fairness, ban partisanship or allow partisanship with limits to the tone PD expression.

Live and let's live.
Politics / Re: Uwazurike: Nigeria Needs Yahaya Bello (Video) by derico(m): 10:39pm On Apr 09, 2022
I am Igbo, I am pro Biafra.... But with this utterance, I just confirmed Mr Iwazuruike is a criminal. He has missed the track

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: My Presidential Aspiration Not A Personal Ambition + Why I'm Contesting by derico(m): 10:25pm On Apr 09, 2022
You wey nearly sell Nigeria into China debt for ordinary ministerial authority.

If you come become Commander in Chief, you go loot Nigeria with reckless abandon.

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Romance / Re: I'm Crushing Or Liking My Reverend, What Can I Do? by derico(m): 10:16pm On Apr 09, 2022
Sheddy5:
Tell him to stay away from you and explain why, earlier the better.

This is a good advice.

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Politics / Re: Orsu LGA Secretariat Gate In Imo Painted With Biafran Colour (Video) by derico(m): 10:36pm On Apr 06, 2022
post=111708798:
Lol grin cheesy wink

Na for overnight dem cannibalistic swines come do the wash wash painting.

Cannibals and terrorists, if dem born una Papa Papa well, make una carry paint and brush comkot for daylight come do dis nonsense,
Una smelly body go tell una.

God punish the murderer and animal called cownu and all his brainwashed swines.

As for Ekpa, dat one na small fry, dem go take carebof am for Finland.

If you are a terrorist, murderer and swine, just like the bastard called cownu, quote this post.

Let sane, Nairalanders know you today.

Deaths to all ipob terrorists, boko haram and evil herdsmen terrorizing the peace of this nation.
All of una no go ever end well for life.
The deaths y'all pray and seek for daily will never leave your abode.

May our relative 'Miracle Nwobodo' that cownu and his brainwashed animals killed rest well.
Their mothers will cry on their Graves just as Miracle's mom cries everyday.


If you are a terrorist, murderer and swine, just like the bastard called cownu, quote this post.


Dem no go end well for dis life lailai....


What do you think is happening in Ukraine?

Tackle corruption or let them go.
Politics / Re: Buhari Used As An Example Of A Bad Leader During Lectures In Scotland University by derico(m): 11:14pm On Apr 03, 2022
Olam09:


You don't have to use the word monumental again since you used colossal.. that's what we call tautology.

There are degrees in adjective.

I think he can actually use both.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Used As An Example Of A Bad Leader During Lectures In Scotland University by derico(m): 11:01pm On Apr 03, 2022
If we have an active Min. of Foreign Affairs, that school should be sued and if they put up resistance, we cut off ties with that country.

Late Dr Akunyili and Frank Nweke Jr, wouldn't let this slide.

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Education / Re: Grammarians Please I Need Help In This Sentence by derico(m): 6:39pm On Apr 02, 2022
rickleye:
I would like to request for the reassignment of my appointment from Clerical staff to Administrative staff .

Correct!!!

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Education / Re: Grammarians Please I Need Help In This Sentence by derico(m): 6:32pm On Apr 02, 2022
aydgov:
REQUEST FOR CONVERSION OF APPOINTMENT FROM CLERICAL OFFICER TO ADMINISTATIVE OFFICER.

Ur head is there!
Education / Re: Grammarians Please I Need Help In This Sentence by derico(m): 6:28pm On Apr 02, 2022
I don't know if anyone else addressed it, but REDESIGNATION is not the right word for what you are applying for.

You don't get a redesignation, when you wish for a change of department or job function.

Redesignation is for change of title/name.

Not for transfer to another department or reassignment to another department/job function.

Apply for transfer or (re)deployment

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