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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Errand And Delivery Service by derico(m): 6:52am On Sep 04, 2025
Baabee2:
Errand Girl Service.🏃‍♀️

Hate Stress? Let Me Run Your Errands in Lagos✨

If you’re in Lagos and environs, I’m your go-to girl for:
✅ Picking up & delivering items (documents, gifts, food, packages)
✅ Grocery runs & market shopping(make a list & let me handle the rest)
✅ Handling small but time consuming tasks that steal your peace

Service fee: 10knaira per errand (transport fare not included, client covers my tfare).

Business Owners, You need Someone to house and deliver your products around Ojo and Yaba?

Do your customers complain about delayed deliveries or are demanding time specific deliveries?

Your dispatch rider is unavailable or unreliable ?

Hand it over to me, I’ll get it done, quickly and reliably.

Save time. Skip Lagos wahala. Get things done without lifting a finger.

Send me a message on WhatsApp: 09133095005
Pick-up and Delivery 10k....and transport fare isn't included?

How many runs will you do yourself?
Better go get bike or vehicle, and join the logistics dispatch business.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Developed Asaba? Asaba Is An Igbo City! by derico(m): 6:41am On Sep 04, 2025
helinues:
Igbo man territory ends at the 5 South East state. Stop being rude, stop disrespecting, stop the arrogance
You're being disrespectful to the aboriginals of Asaba land, who have Igbo ancestry.

Geopolitical naming does not stop your cultural identity.

Who were the Asaba people before the war?

Most border states have this mix.

Calabar-cameroun
Enugu- Benue

Edo state have Bini, ijaw, and yoruba indigenous citizens.
So will you call Edo a yoruba state?

Are the yorubas in Edo state refugees?

Even Kwara has same identity mix with the Nupes...and neither is an outsider.
PoliticsRe: You are incompetent, politicising National security - El-Rufai Replies Ribadu by derico(m): 9:51pm On Sep 02, 2025
This is very correct.

Ribadu has seem to be incompetent in that office.
PoliticsRe: Dollar No Longer King But Atiku, El-rufai, Obi Won’t Celebrate - Onanuga by derico(m): 9:49pm On Sep 02, 2025
You don't need the opposition to validate your good deed.
If you are on track with the economy...hopefully it will all become clearer before 2027.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Female Students For Stripping A Girl Naked In Viral Video by derico(m): 1:25pm On Sep 02, 2025
hucknall:
Saw the video. Bad but nothing serious
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characters needed
Nothing serious how?
The 1000 slaps, the cutting of hair, stripping naked on cam and uploading....isn't serous enough.

Atleast 10 charges awaits them.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Rwanda: FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 0) On 6th September 2025 by derico(m): 11:51am On Aug 31, 2025
This before the SA match, same tournament?

Omoooo.

Eric Chelli......na you we go blame o.

You've had enough gameplay by now.
They win or lose, its your fault.
LiteratureBook Retelling: Tale Of The Body Thief — Anne Rice. by derico(op): 11:41am On Aug 31, 2025
Anne Rice: The Tale of the Body Thief.


The story begins with Lestat de Lioncourt, the vampire who has always walked the line between arrogance and vulnerability. He’s restless, as he often is—bored, even tortured, by immortality. Imagine him narrating in that silky, dangerous voice: full of charm, yet soaked in despair. He’s tired of the endless nights, the repetition of feeding, the loneliness of being both predator and outcast.


And then, a temptation comes—a stranger, a mysterious trickster called Raglan James, who calls himself the body thief. This man whispers the impossible:

"Would you like to walk again in the warmth of the sun, to feel your heart beating in your chest, to know hunger not for blood but for bread and wine?"


James offers Lestat a chance to trade bodies. For just a little while. A gamble. To leave behind his immortal shell and experience life as a mortal once more. Now, Lestat is reckless, vain, impulsive—and though Louis, his brooding counterpart, warns him, though David Talbot of the Talamasca cautions him—Lestat cannot resist the dare. The very thought electrifies him.


He agrees.


And suddenly, for the first time in centuries, he wakes up in a human body. Imagine the shock: lungs heaving, the raw panic of suffocation, the drum of a heartbeat in his chest, sweat on his brow. He is fragile, fallible, vulnerable. Sunlight burns not his skin, but his eyes with brightness. Hunger gnaws at him—not for blood, but for food. And oh, how he devours it—greedy, ravenous, laughing like a child rediscovering the simplest joys of the flesh.


But here is the cruel twist: Raglan James is not the kind to give back what he takes. He betrays Lestat, fleeing with the vampire’s powerful immortal body. Suddenly, Lestat—the predator of predators—finds himself a weak, staggering mortal, hunted, desperate, stripped of all his pride.


This is the heart of the tale: a creature who thought himself invincible must learn survival in the most ordinary, fragile skin. He feels sickness, pain, terror. He must beg for help, something Lestat never does. And worse, he realizes the true loneliness of being human again—powerless, small, always vulnerable to forces stronger than yourself.


The chase begins—Lestat must outwit James, track him, and take back his stolen body. But it isn’t just a thriller; it’s a spiritual crucible. Along the way, he confronts questions that have haunted him for centuries: What does it mean to be alive? What does it mean to have a soul? Can immortality ever compare to the fleeting ecstasy of mortality?


David Talbot—wise, skeptical, yet compassionate—stands by his side, guiding him, questioning him, helping him grapple with the razor-thin line between flesh and spirit. Louis, of course, remains the eternal voice of melancholy and warning, reminding Lestat of his vanity and folly.


The climax is a desperate gamble, a return to the dangerous ritual, a fight to reclaim his own body before it is lost to him forever. Betrayal, near-death, and the raw taste of humanity crash into him, forcing Lestat to emerge changed—not wiser (for he is still Lestat, after all), but more aware of the fragile gift he scorned.


And as the tale closes, you can almost hear him smirk in that way only Lestat can, equal parts tragic and theatrical:

"I am Lestat. And though I flirted with mortality, though I trembled in its grasp, I am vampire still… cursed, blessed, forever dancing on the edge of damnation and desire."


The End.

LiteratureRe: Nairaland Is Becoming Obsolete For Job Searches. by derico(m): 11:33am On Aug 31, 2025
Nairaland isn't a place to source job openings.
The other platforms you listed, have a central theme around their vision and mission.
Job sourcing isn't it for Nairaland.

I think this is just the Nigerian forum.
You can partake in all and every section that interests you.


PS.
I got a job early last year from Nairaland...and I was contacted for another job just yesterday...I saw the post from this same Nairaland.

They are still searching...so whoever is interested can apply.


https://www.nairaland.com/8507816/management-trainee-jobs#136609758
BusinessRe: USSD: How Nigerians Are Losing Money To Failed Bank Transactions by derico(m): 8:32am On Aug 28, 2025
Ways forward

According to Eromosele, to regain user trust and ensure fairness, the USSD charge must only apply after the transaction is successfully completed.

He added that telcos must auto-refund airtime where a session fails or terminates prematurely just like bank reversal notifications
........

Is this for Nigerians or for NCC/CBN.


We had this argument right during the peak of the implementation, no one listened to us the customers.

They said, if you don't want their conditions of service, you can always close your account.
Banking is a private enterprise.

You can pay with your lump sum cash...receivers only need to notify the authorities, but no one will reject your cash payment.
BusinessRe: � Introducing AMBS TV – Connecting People, Businesses & Opportunities � by derico(m): 8:21am On Aug 28, 2025
How does it work...how and where do we access the AMBS TV?
SportsRe: Victor Boniface’s Fiancee Calls Off Wedding. by derico(m): 8:08am On Aug 28, 2025
Before you came into his life, his finances has been under management...and not usually just for marriage, for other tax related and international economic reasons.

Sharing properties upon divorce in this case, would be done from whatever wealth you both build together, or his earnings from date of marriage till divorce.

So it's simple.
If you want a spoil from the marriage...build together.
CelebritiesRe: VDM Exposes Controversial Gay Brother Of Stanel Oil, Henry Ikenna Uzochukwu Esq by derico(m): 7:55am On Aug 28, 2025
Irupetepete:
I hope you know you can get jailed by 2026 for false information as this? Go and read the new cybercrime law and it's punishment....the original news is that the lady was blackmailing the guy cos he cut off their wedding
OP can not be jailed for sharing and quoting the source accurately.

Stop spreading unfounded fears.
If VDM said it, then every other person can say VDM said.....

Read the new cybercrime law again.
RomanceRe: Lady Taken To Court For Collecting Tfare & Running Away Speaks Up (vid) by derico(m): 7:33am On Aug 28, 2025
See gist...why you no explain like this give the magistrate?

Or a lawyer was not provided for you?

Women and stories!

PS:
Why she dey blame geh geh?

Abi this one na content?
You're in Asaba, he's in Abuja, so why the judge come dey speak Igbo?

Besides, if you really asked to refund his money same day, it should put you in the clear, except the judge is compromised.

Whichever way, all your stories don't add up.

The whole thing now seems like a skit.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Eat Food Without Meat. Should I Overlook This? by derico(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2025
🚩
We all have our favourite food , and we can afford it.

How often do we eat that best food?

Let her eat in moderation and with self control.

Life does not depend on meat, that means it is an optional food.
It's not bout meat, its bout self control....and cost of meat...but not really red flag...na pink flag
SportsRe: Igbo Boys Ready To Gift Arsenal Their First Ever Premier League Trophy After Yea by derico(m):
seunmsg:
That’s who they are.
Yes, that's who they are.

They beat their chest in self-belief, and make effort to match words with action.
That's how they thrive.

Some people call it self prophecy, or the profession of faith.
Even the bible said...
From the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.
We believe, so we speak.

The apostles had same mindset.
It's a mindset of self belief and success.

It's a good way of life.
Christianity EtcRe: We're Not Your Wives, Stop Using Us As Bedmates– Rev'd Sister Tells Priests by derico(m):
Apparently, this isn't only in Nigeria or the Catholic Church, or the Christian body.

Monks in Thailand are trending for same indulgence.

There'll always be a judas of imperfection amongst the saints.

Forum GamesRe: Who Dies First If "E" Pushes The Stone? by derico(m):
Sirchef:
1. E pushes the stone → it rolls down.


2. D dies first → the stone crushes D at the bottom of the slope.


3. The stone keeps rolling → it hits the smaller stone sitting on the seesaw.


4. The smaller stone is launched → the spike side of the seesaw slams down on C, killing C.


5. The launched smaller stone flies toward B → it smashes into B, killing B.


6. Finally, without B blocking, the chain reaction continues → A is left standing but also at risk depending on the force. If the small stone keeps momentum, A could be hit last.



👉 Order of deaths: D → C → B → (possibly A last).
1 like 👍 for the effort.
Not really coz you're right.
You seem to be the first to have seen an oscillating motion...that's a wild possibility, but a possibility nonetheless.
Forum GamesRe: Who Dies First If "E" Pushes The Stone? by derico(m): 3:36pm On Aug 26, 2025
Fiscus105:
You totally ignored question Op asked but ranting and lamenting, why won't you guys have toxic relationship?


Go back to OP, it depends on the weight and extent of force applied by E, if it stuck in first hole, only D would suffocate to death, but if force applied strong, it may bye pass D and move forward to land on "C", definitely C would die. Meanwhile having landed on plank above C, it would catapult the stone and shift it to any of the them, including the person that pushes the stone "E".

IN CONCLUSION, IT DEPENDS ON THE FORCE APPLIED BY E


ASIDE:
This your signature, I'm assuming it's symbolic representation of an image.
What are we supposed to be looking at...what are we to see...?
What are you communicating?
RomanceRe: Break Up Served Due To Gehgeh Lectures by derico(m): 4:26pm On Aug 25, 2025
Too much hype.
I've been active online but I've not seen any video clip...save the one bout Aki & Pawpaw.

Who no care, really no care.

So if gehgeh no talk una no go learn?!

Abeg. Make my timeline rest.

I don't know how you men gather to receive relationship tips from a fellow man.
Wuzzbags!
RomanceRe: Court Orders Lady to Pay ₦450k For Collecting Transport Fare & Failing to Show by derico(m): 3:55pm On Aug 25, 2025
saphiere:
With a good lawyer this lady can win. Prostituion is illegal. That man can be jailed.
That's not money for sex, it's money for Transport.
It is not solicitation. IT IS LEGAL.
That's Advanced Fee(fare) fraud.
CelebritiesRe: “it’s A Lie – Naira Marley Mistreated My Son” – Mohbad’s Father Refutes Singer’s by derico(m): 8:21am On Aug 25, 2025
We are not charging Naira Marley for the death of Mohbad.

His cancellation was because Mohbad was brave enough to speak out himself while he was alive.

We heard him loud and clear.

Naira Marley is a bad influence.
His sort of music also...
PoliticsRe: Benue Speaker, Hyacinth Dajoh, Resigns (Photo) by derico(m): 8:18am On Aug 25, 2025
derico:
The letter has the typical red signature but no stamp/seal of office.

This isn't the first time we are getting redacted letters this year.
I won't be surprised if tomorrow, the coast clears, and he denies the letter.
It's like the coast did not clear o.

His brother has been declared dead today.

1+1 =2
PoliticsRe: Elder Brother Of Ex-Benue Speaker Dajoh Dies Hours After His Resignation by derico(m): 8:12am On Aug 25, 2025
I knew that letter was written on duress.
Who writes a resignation letter like that...what type of politics is going on in Benue State?!.
PoliticsRe: Benue Speaker, Hyacinth Dajoh, Resigns (Photo) by derico(m): 10:31pm On Aug 24, 2025
The letter has the typical red signature but no stamp/seal of office.

This isn't the first time we are getting redacted letters this year.
I won't be surprised if tomorrow, the coast clears, and he denies the letter.
PoliticsRe: Benue Speaker, Hyacinth Dajoh, Resigns (Photo) by derico(m): 10:27pm On Aug 24, 2025
franugo:
Instead of Alia to focus on governance and tackle insecurity in his state, he's battling for supremacy everywhere
That's not how politics and governance works.

You need a loyal team that follows your lead and accountable to you.
LiteratureRe: Reflection On My Amazon KDP Journey And Ban by derico(m): 10:21pm On Aug 24, 2025
RollinTNDA:
I just got declined to apply for a grant
Just because I'm from Nigeria

This country name and passport dey kill dreams faster
The grant is not open to Nigerians and other countries.
The donors have focus countries.
CelebritiesRe: 90 To 99% Of Men Cheat, Embrace Polygamy – Bimbo Akintola Sparks Debate by derico(m): 8:38pm On Aug 23, 2025
joelbooks:
Do the math. If 99% of men cheat, who are they cheating with?
Other men? No.
So, who then? Women, of course.

That means:
99% men cheating = 99% women involved.

Conclusion: If 99% of men cheat, then 99% of women cheat too.
Y'all keep repeating this wrong maths.

99% of Men cheat ≠ 99% women cheat.
99% of the men could be cheating on >1% of women.

The men aren't marrying their side chicks, so they might as well be rotating the sidechick amongst themselves.

Nothing says they are cheating on their wives with Married women...it's mostly single ladies.
That leaves a higher percentage of married women faithful.

Maths solved.
TravelRe: Japan Designates Kisarazu As Hometown For Nigerians by derico(m): 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2025
motymop:
the city has no activities going on there, population is like 136,023 people, it is a very small rural town near tokyo, like about 1 hour from Tokyo

so you can work in farms there...and be a farmer grin

learning a new language and living in a small rural town can be challenging, i wish all of you well.
Osaka is having their ongoing International trade fair.
Would run for 1 month.

Visa is still also open for business persons.

Japan is not all farms and rural towns.
PoliticsRe: Will Any Responsible Straight Man Be Caught In Such A Position ? by derico(m): 2:18pm On Aug 22, 2025
This keeps coming up on the timeline.....whataboutism they say...but...don't throw stones

PoliticsRe: JUST IN: Police Officers In Angela Okorie’s Viral Video Dismissed By Nigeria Pol by derico(m): 10:20pm On Aug 21, 2025
Jealousy go kill una oooo.


Person dey do content, carry legal security and camera crew...una don begin hate.

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