₦airaland Forum

OCTAVO: Who is she?

Princessmel: Ok thanks for that but I honestly don't believe there is any virgin out there above the age of 12, boy or girl. Impossible!

Princessmel: Your answer is impossible, only in a perfect world, very far from Nigeria

kamber: Please can someone help me check 35565090HE, i have been clicking on the so called jamb link but unable to enter my number. Thanks.

johnwizey: wu told u he did jamb,wat of if he's still in SS1

gbadexy: Sure, sleep all through the day.

3ace: Ram rights; very interesting to watch. Just like they use cocks to fight in the AmericaBut how una take measure am?

joeey6: Hw do I watch it on my bb without my money being taken

Bantino: The two you mentioned are ok, just make sure you check the manufacture date before buying.

free2ryhme: wetin una wan take our age do ....

free2ryhme: wetin una wan take our age do ....

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Janiobi: So hw much be d salary

DailyNews: I am boiling inside as I type this. I had been served by different female cooks here for long now, and honestly, I have never had any problem with their meals, but for the second time 2 different male cooks prepared my meal, I didn't eat 10% of the meal. Not because I like meals prepared by female cooks or whatsoever, but because the handworks of the male cooks were very absurd.

Take a look at the picture I attached, it is a snap shot of fried egg a male cook prepared for me this morning, can u imagine what this guy served me as fried egg? Is this fried or oiled egg pls

If not for mankind, I would have...

The last time, it was indomie that another male cook prepared and it was horrible. I was forced to post this out of anger becos some guys will come here tomorrow claiming to be the best cook in the world, who knows if these very guys serving me shits are also amongst those that brag of their cooking prowees on nairaland.

Just because one or two fortunate guys can cook good food doesn't mean all men can cook. Just becos u were lucky to cook a good soup by chance doesn't make u a wonderful cook pls. Stop poisoning people's stomachs pls and pls.

I have a friend that always brag that he can cook better than any girl, but believe me, whenever I visit him and he prepares a certain meal, for instance, egusi soap or his usual fried rice delicacy, I usually have running stomach because he doesn't even know how to measure each ingredient. Every ingredient is always in excess, and for that, I don't ever dare eat in his house except his fiance is around.

Pls guys, cooking is God's gift to women, forget the fact that modern and western civilisation have spoilt the world and deceived some women to abandon and shy-away from their natural gift, women remain the best cooks the whole world over, so all these male cook champions, pls stop deceiving yourselves and stop poisoning your stomach and other people's stomach.

And to all the ladies dancing and singing around: my boyfriend can cook, my fiance is a good cook, wait until he poisons your stomach with concussion one day, then u will realise the need for u to drive him away from that kitchen.

Nonsense!!!!

Keneking: Is the lady blind? Why are her eyes dark?

Nekkydeco: Please i need advise on d course to go for...i'm veri gud in maths nd physics bt nt in chemistry ..i dnt wnt 2 go 4 engineering coz many people go for it and it makes dia cut off mark high