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ricsman:
who then is Dele Momodu??

Momodu, the son of Mr. Dele

A screenshot of the man's Amazon review has been posted on Reddit, where it's had more than 500,000 views.

When it comes to writing funny Amazon reviews, this man isn't foaling around.

Having ordered and received this horse's head mask, he decided to share his thoughts.

And his subsequent comment - a joking reference to the size of his own manhood - has prompted horseplay among readers.

A screenshot of the Amazon review by Ghoekstra has been posted on Reddit by shamgarbn, with the caption: "Most helpful customer review for horse head mask."

According to the grab, the item is priced at $8.50 (£5.50), and although the man's review comes with a five-star rating, it's titled: "False representation."

It says: "The good news: My horse head arrived, fits nicely and looks great. The bad news: After great debate, my wife insists I am not qualified to wear it naked."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/funniest-amazon-review-ever-man-6665777

He's keeping fit. No cause for alarm.

khalhokage:
It's because they care more about censorship than security.

Mmm... that's strange.

I'll like to know the reason behind Nairalands https absence.

I feel https would make the site more secure. So, why is Nairaland not making use of it?

Or, could it be invisible?

You case is still kinda fair for now.

I guess gay ass niggas haven't started making advances at you, girls haven't been combing around you just for no reason other than sex, some for your money

It takes determination not to go the bad boy way.
My advice for you is to compose yourself well, go with your own flow and stop worrying too much about others.

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adexsimply:
where ca I get that? can you lend me yours?

From Any Ocean Floor...No

kinglekan:
Abi oooo. He was teaching her Reproduction.

Lol

Exactly

Don't tell me you drugged her...how come you were busy tweaking and she wasn't noticing . In short, You are very wicked. just marry her ehn...that's all.

Profitsng:
Hey guys good day,

Just a quick one here,
No bashing please..

There is this mature ss2 girl In my area which me and my friends have been watching for sometime.
And we were on a first to get her Game,
But luckily for me, she felt for me than the rest,

I have been tweaking her for sometime now, and all she says is that she is a virgin,

Luckily, yesterday (monday), I convinced her to come pay me a visit at home, and she accepted, and when she came, (you know the rest),

We had a nice time, different sections,

Which lead to her loosing her Virginity yesterday,
But as an S.U, I think she didn't notice on time,

So today, when she came back from school today,
This evening she asked me a question..

''if you marry a wife that is not a virgin, will you be happy??

And I said I can't tell yet, cause I dnt know the future,

The problem now is that she said, they are 6 girls in her family, 4 of them married a virgin, and she promised her mother that she will be a virgin till she marry, but I have broken the promise, and she is in a very bad mood,

I am afraid she dnt swear for me or do something funny,

With the situation at hand,
what do you guys advice me to do,
How do I calm her down and make her forget about the promise..

fatdon2:
Op you can also slove mine.

12

I'm qualified... I want myself

kinglekan:
Safe Contain keee

Oyinbooo

I wee be ryt bck to modify.


****Modified****



Hehehe, U just dey gbagaun like say na "gbagaun award" we dey do.




ROTFL, dis is rib cracking.




Sowi ooo, I didn't want to yab u ooo. But haba u nor even sabi ur purpose ni?? U still dey suppose




Hehehehe, Did u just learn the word "Suppose" u sha wan dey supposing everything. Lol




Will u stop dt. Ah ahhh, u can lie ooooo. U didn't even think of saying another subject.

Justice ko, Judge niiii. Dat gal don fail be dat ooo.

Hehehehe

I'm sure he meant BIOLOGY, not ENGLISH

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Hmn...
no woman no cry

But, it's really not funny
Even MJ will be disappointed.

Alright!.
I'm not pa-ni-cki-iiinnng

199something.

TemitopeDaniel: A daughter wanted to buy a laptop and had no cash on her. At the end of the day, she borrowed #50,000[/b]each from her parents. She bought the laptop for [b]#97,000[/b]and had a change of [b]#3,000.

She got home and felt she should repay her debts. She gave her father #1,000 and her mother #1,000.

She kept the remaining ]#1,000 to herself.

From the explanation above, she would be oweing her father #49,000 and mother #49,000.

Then the addition of her debt is #49,000 + #49,000 = 98,000


She had #1,000 to herself;

98,000+1,000= 99,000


WHERE IS THE REMAINING #1,000 LEFT FOR IT TO BE #100,000

...just tell me why you added #98,000 to the #1,000 left with her.
Because, in the real sense, you should add the cost of the laptop (97k), 2k she gave her parents, then 1k left with her...with this you have a total of 100k.
The 98k you calculated as 49k + 49k will be the sum of the 1k left with her, and 97k loan her husband gave her, before adding it to the 2k she gave her parents.
Incase you misplaced the prize, find a replacement ASAP.

brito: Too long,

Nah!, it's damn interesting.

...Nice meeting him.

Magic Shave

mtchewww

kissa@gmail.com

That's nice.
Congratulations!

7. Honey

You can't be serious.

I did, prove me wrong by replying this mail kissa@gmail.com