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PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run: Police To Withdraw Politicians’ Orderlies by DerrickzB: 7:59pm On Dec 06, 2016
HungerBAD:
Good.

Atlast, this Rivers State is getting the attention it should have received a long time ago.

The Politician's should use the cultists/militants that they have empowered with so much guns, grenades, bazookas, rocket launchers, Cutlasses,Arrows and even Juju to protect them.

This Rivers State will be beaten into submission by the APC.

The State is just too important to be left in the hands of a mad man like Wike.
Oga HungerBAD.. is that the protocolhuh.. Why didn't they do so in edo and ondohuh.. Meanwhile.. u want some.. Go to rivers and get some.. Please endeavor to quote me on any thread about the elections that day before results starts rolling out...
PoliticsRe: REVEALED!!! Wike In Secret Meetings With Leaders Of Cult Groups In Rivers State! by DerrickzB: 3:34pm On Dec 05, 2016
Funlordjnr:
South south people and cultism sef! It's all reversed cowardice anyway! They can't stand alone to achieve anything except with a siege mentality!
Where are u from bros??
PoliticsRe: Rivers State Will Continue To Progress - Pst. KUMUYI by DerrickzB: 9:43pm On Dec 04, 2016
DamiBukola:
Do you have problem with Wike's threat to Amina Zakari? Wike's view is my stand, whoever coming to do Amaechi's bid should prepare his will; Rivers is not a place where people celebrate recession.

Ameachi threatened that APC will form parallel government if they rigged out in the build up to the 2015 election and you never called for his arrest.

Hypocrisy is your identity, tell Osibanjo to resign as a pastor then I will believe in you so much. Hypocrisy is your bane
I concur 100%.. which one u dey tak bros.. alomo or shekpe... u need high these nyt. grin
PoliticsRe: Inconclusive Polls: How INEC Broke The Jinx In Edo & Ondo by DerrickzB: 10:04pm On Dec 03, 2016
Chrismario:
Wats ur point man??
I'm not to blame for ur poor comprehension abilities.
Carry ur frustrations dae go,,,,,and stop displaying ur steewpidity on a public forum
In ur senseless mind.. you are sounding smart... obviously ur stupidity is a one to laugh at... if ur life was better off.. u would have mind ur business.. anybody can quote anybody... But some people shouldn't quote and spew rubbish.. My point is... Stop being a zombie while millions are suffering.. check ur conscience.. Ignoramus
PoliticsRe: Inconclusive Polls: How INEC Broke The Jinx In Edo & Ondo by DerrickzB: 8:05pm On Dec 03, 2016
Chrismario:
Stop calling me names....pls
Stop being it... plz.
PoliticsRe: If Government Can Pay Herdsmen From Killing Why Not Pay Niger Delta Militants by DerrickzB: 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2016
A7:
The herdsmen were compensated for their killed cattles, a wrongdoing meted against them.
And what has been done to compensate the NDA for the inequality in distribution of their own resourceshuh
PoliticsRe: Inconclusive Polls: How INEC Broke The Jinx In Edo & Ondo by DerrickzB: 3:39pm On Dec 03, 2016
Chrismario:
Wailer!!!/ Ipob yoot!!

They will tag you wink
Anybody can be anything on these forum... too bad u choose to be a zombie..
PoliticsRe: Inconclusive Polls: How INEC Broke The Jinx In Edo & Ondo by DerrickzB: 3:38pm On Dec 03, 2016
Martins301:
Wailers football club of Aba
Lmaoo... As funny as u sound... am not in that club.. i never fill form yet...and i rather be wailing and be a human.. than be a slow, brain dead zombie that can't seem to realize d mess its in..
PoliticsRe: Inconclusive Polls: How INEC Broke The Jinx In Edo & Ondo by DerrickzB: 6:41am On Dec 03, 2016
By massively rigging it... if it were to be that PDP was winning in that election.. they would have said inconclusive.. they can always deny it.. but d truth is always obvious..
CelebritiesRe: Sophia Momodu Stuns In Bikini In Florida by DerrickzB: 8:40pm On Dec 01, 2016
capatainrambo:
this girl na okpo davido sef
No vex bros.. pardon am.. na highness package be that..
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of Ondodecides: Wike And Fayose Should Get Ready. by DerrickzB: 7:43am On Nov 30, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
We Cannot Leave Rivers State alone...because of the importance of the State economically....We need an Oil Rich State to add... grin
Lool... U have finally stated ur reason for been in active politics.. not for d betterment of d society ir nation.. but for ur own persinal gains... I wonder what tyoe of person hides behind a moniker... its obvious u r fake tongue
PoliticsRe: Aftermath Of Ondodecides: Wike And Fayose Should Get Ready. by DerrickzB: 7:41am On Nov 30, 2016
HungerBAD:
Lol.

Ekiti will fall,as that is a forgone conclusion. But that of Rivers is something else.

Wike has empowered so much people with Guns, that plenty of lives will be lost when we get to that point.

Left for me,I will say Rivers should be left alone,as Wike is ready to kill thousands,so that he can be politically relevant in Rivers,and that includes his own.

No politics is worth any life.

Congratulations to the APC Governor elect.
Nah... u r saying rivers should be left alone.. cause u know u pipo would perish there... Presidential wike broke ur limbs.. governorship he crushed ur balls.. rerun he chased u all to ur cages.. is d same man u r coming to try.. smh.. There is a difference between rivers and edo.. ondo and co
PoliticsRe: OPEN LETTER TO GEJ FROM A NIGERIAN by DerrickzB: 7:23am On Nov 30, 2016
Progressive01:
I still insist jonathan was EVERYTHING a leader shouldnt be. He was an embodiment of everything wrong with Nigeria, an embarassment to accademics and a disgrace to Nigeria.

I'd never stop thanking God we did away with the bagger.
You semed pained... How far ur apc messiahhuh... U r talking about d poo a person dropped on the floor.. d one ur house mate poo inside ur house is not smelling u...
Christianity EtcRe: Don’t Blame Buhari For Hunger In Nigeria – Fr. Mbaka by DerrickzB: 6:15am On Nov 29, 2016
Am not saying anything ooo.. but was he not the same person that bashed buhari few weeks agohuh.. Please correct me if am wrong
PoliticsRe: Sango, The god Of Lightening, Can't Produce 1KW Of Electricity - Fashola Says by DerrickzB: 1:04pm On Nov 27, 2016
StOla:
I should be asking you how has the health ministry and education ministry fared with professionals over the last 56years?
Are we talking about the past nowhuh.. Ok.... How did buhari ur messiah rule in 1983 to 1985huh. Someone without brain would always be with brain..
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Allow You Quit Active Politics yet, Jonathan Tells Anenih by DerrickzB: 1:02pm On Nov 27, 2016
HungerBAD:
Lol.

Between the Clueless one,and the failed Politician Anenih,I don't know who is more hilarious.

Atleast,they both share one thing in common,and that thing is called failure.

Once upon a time,both Politician's home were a Mecca of sort,for those wanting to be anything in Nigeria.

But they have both been reduced to a semblance of irrelevance in Nigeria,and from what I was reliably informed,have to even flash their own phone numbers to be sure it is working,since nobody calls them anymore.

So the one that got his behind whooped after spending billions,and and got sent back to the waterside of his village by Tinubu,is asking one of those that caused his failures not to leave politics?

See why they call him Clueless?

Jonathan should do the honourable thing,by joining Anenih in retirement.
Gradually u r proving u have no life outside been a zombie... Any thread that is about PDP.. u r there to condemn... But in apc own.. u will go n type "Lol"... Jonathan been a failure after years of rulling d nation... buhari has failed before.. and was still brought back.. he has failed even before 2yrs in office... i want to ask... has apc renew ur contract??
PoliticsRe: Sango, The god Of Lightening, Can't Produce 1KW Of Electricity - Fashola Says by DerrickzB: 12:55pm On Nov 27, 2016
StOla:
A minister is an administrator.

The only ministry that requires a member of same vocation is ministry of juctice because the minister doubles as attorney general. A doctor cannot argue government's case in court or give legal interpretation of a judgement as an attorney general would do.

A Minister of Health is never required to examine a patient or carry out medical examination, perform a surgery or dispense drugs.

A Minister of Works is never required to design engineering plans or structures or tools. Neither is he/she required to operate equipment.

A minister is a political administrator for the ministry. Any governor who has managed a state where such ministries exist and were functional during his tenure, is more than qualified to handle such ministry as the direct administrator.

Overcome your ignorance.
Stoo speaking gibberish... You are the one to overcomeur ignorance.. what u have said.. does it even make sense to youhuh.. what happens to the body if the head is dead on arrivalhuh... I can see the reason u guys voted in an illiterate.. how has d nation been so far??...
PoliticsRe: Sango, The god Of Lightening, Can't Produce 1KW Of Electricity - Fashola Says by DerrickzB: 12:50pm On Nov 27, 2016
jneutron4000:
what incompetency are you talking abouthuh Na him body or fluid for him body him go use generate power?
So if no be him body or fluid dem go use generate power.. why em com dey blab rubbish thenhuh?..
PoliticsRe: Youths Chase Away Tunji Light For Trying To "Buy Votes" by DerrickzB: 3:29pm On Nov 26, 2016
yeyeboi:
The Guy Above Me (HungerBAD) u see ur life huh huh

If To Sey Na PDP Do This One Now We For No Hear Word Today angry

U See Ur Life huh huh Now U Cannot Speak Against Him because He Is Also An Agent Of Destruction Like Y'all Zombies Supporting This Dullard Government angry

Y'all Zombies Need To Go For Special Prayers At The Beach Cos Y'all Been Infected With A Zombie Virus.



* Listening To Zombie By (Fela) cheesy cheesy cheesy
Na so u see the retard ooo... i yaff tire for him
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo: "Seun Egbegbe’s Charm Failed During Phone Theft" by DerrickzB: 1:45pm On Nov 26, 2016
HungerBAD:
Very funny.

Juju will work at the computer village?no.

Juju will work in a place where there a gathering of Igbo traders?heck no.

He should have restricted his juju to snatching,or sleeping with married women like he did with that Toyin.

Testing his juju on Lagos traders,who themselves are juju,was a very bad move.

This is one scandal he cannot recover from.
Looool.... ur mouth bad sha... e be like say na u do d juju for am.. these one u know wassup..
RomanceRe: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by DerrickzB: 4:12pm On Nov 22, 2016
antispexish:
antispexish and toke
Anti-short.... Loool.. u were ladder for leg??... Meanwhile am enjoyingthese stuffs.. take ur time.brun.. and be safe... Anti-Danger..
RomanceRe: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by DerrickzB: 1:59am On Nov 21, 2016
antispexish:
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Should I post the ones I've typed or I should wait till Ive completed every
Bruh thanks fr d mention.. Actually it depends onhow fast u r in typing n when u would finish.. the suspense is high.. so pst a few biko... meanwhile.. thumbs up. More grace
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's Outfit To Oge Okoye's Beach Party [PICS] by DerrickzB: 11:36am On Nov 20, 2016
Jamesmatic:
Dis one!
Lool.. exactly sir
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's Outfit To Oge Okoye's Beach Party [PICS] by DerrickzB: 7:27am On Nov 20, 2016
Jamesmatic:
Who cut am??
Lol.. i don't know how to bet bruh.. but d picture i quoted u with.. thats how they shput when their game cuts
RomanceRe: Fate Of Ada by DerrickzB: 11:09pm On Nov 19, 2016
Booboo7:
Don't ask me about the reality of this story, you will read a few emotional, funny, sorrowful and romantic things out here but no matter how unprofessional this may seem, honey just read on and understand. I ain't a writer... Corrections taken tho...don't just read and run off, drop your comments... Love u guys.

FATE OF ADA.
unhappy and heartbroken as I walked out of the last restaurant where I went to hunt for a job, I kept reminiscing everything I went through just to make it from Jenny's apartment in Nasarawa State to Abuja to hunt jobs that day. The sun was scorching and it made it worst. I looked around for pure water but found none. 'Kai where have all this pure water boys gone to na? Mtchew u will never find them when you need them' I murmured to myself as I walked on. Alot of cars kept speeding by and a few would take their time to slow down and ask if I needed a ride or would just admire and drive off. Just as I got pure water to purchase, a car stopped by and a very pretty woman in her middle age dropped to ask for directions and after been told I didn't know anywhere in Garki she didn't just walk away like I thought, she asked if what I had was my natural skin or if I toned a little. Told her I didn't which was the truth and she said 'you are beautiful girl, where do you work? I told her I had no job and was actually job hunting and she asked of my qualifications and I wasted no time in handing her a copy of my C. V. she read through and applauded my grades and asked me to call her tomorrow morning as she handed her card to me from her dash board. I wasted no time collecting at all and thanked her then she drove off. 'make she no troway my c.v sha' I said to myself. Finally found my way home to where I was putting up with Jenny (my best friend).


Babe u dey mad o' Jenny threw curses at me as she ran up to meet me (our usual way of saying welcome). Babe how far na any good news? Wetin happen? You don't look cheerful. I only sighed and dragged her into her little but cute room where I've been putting up with her for about two months now as we've been patching up with the meager earnings she gets from braiding hair around the neighborhood while I kept hunting for jobs. Jenny has been the strength and the living angel I just needed and am glad God gave her to me as my best friend.
Wetin happen now babe? Shey u dey hungry? I cook jolly rice and beans o. Money no reach for meat so na biscuit bone I buy. Ehe that ur okra customer say make I hail u. Say him bring new stock o. (she paused for a while and asked) babe wetin happen na?
I no get job o... I Don tire. Ee be like say na only my head naija dey practice unemployement! Haba wetin I Don for this life na? Job I no get... I just go school go suffer for nothing eh, see result but no job. I tire!
She sighed... Ada, ee do now. U know say God go open our file one day na. See I get good news o. I Don pay mama Monday the 1k wey u borrow from her o. So make I bring food make we gredg. I dey wait u since.

I stopped her from leaving as I gave her a tight hug and said thank you. In my heart, I swore I'd be her support someday for she deserved nothing less than that. Jenny is an angel (said is because she still is).

Days passed and I decided to give a call to Mrs. Thomas (that was the name I saw on her complimentary card). She didn't pick after the first dial but did on the second and the talk went smooth. She told me about an eatery her sister just opened in wuse and how they were running interviews at the moment. She gave me Thursday afternoon to meet her in wuse and wow... I wasted no time at all. Got dressed up on Thursday and started off in the morning as I had to get through the holdup before afternoon. I met her in wuse and she introduced me to her sister.
'Are u sure I can pay this one? Ha she should be working in CBN na. My dear are u a Nigerian at all? Ha OK o...
I answered her amidst smiles and I needed no prophet to tell me she liked me immediately. That was how I got the job!
Hi boo.... for the purpose of my interest...and for ur own safety.. hope u won't come and do like naija girls that would get a guy erect and leave u like that... i.e.. hope u won't draw my attention here and stop half wayhuh sad
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's Outfit To Oge Okoye's Beach Party [PICS] by DerrickzB: 9:36pm On Nov 19, 2016
Jamesmatic:
Wetin consign me sef lipsrsealed
Looool... Choooooo... my game don cut... grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by DerrickzB: 9:34pm On Nov 19, 2016
antispexish:
i have decided to complete the story first before posting it. almost done with it . Made a mistake of posting as I was typing it , when I got busy I could not concentrate on the story, but I've been typing it in bits for a while now, will post everything at once soon.
Please do abeg
PoliticsRe: Abacha Loot: FG Wins Case As Malami Heads To U.S. Next Week For Repatriation by DerrickzB: 11:49pm On Nov 18, 2016
sarrki:
Goodnews

Then we may not need to borrow then

Wailers please heir your view
But i thought buhari said abacha didn't steal... Zombism of the highest order... tufia..

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